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Raydog
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States632 Posts
May 25 2010 00:37 GMT
#121
"Due to the fact that"
Shew
Ursad0n
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States523 Posts
May 25 2010 01:32 GMT
#122
I don't get the whole pandabearguy craze. It is funny every once in a while but not as a replacement for the name Ursadon.

I could have made my name Ursad0n and not PandaBearGuy, because it's funnier this way.
You make it sound like there's a correlation between what should happen and what actually happens. I mean, life is chaotic and it's often unfair. I know it is for me.
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
May 25 2010 02:02 GMT
#123
Actually, there is one catchphrase I can't stand to hear:

"Alrighthiguysthisiscombatexwithanotherfpvod"
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DallasTx
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
47 Posts
May 25 2010 02:48 GMT
#124
When people say Mutie and not Muta. My ragedar goes off the charts.
Hyde
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia14568 Posts
May 25 2010 03:04 GMT
#125
This needs to be stickied or at the very least sent to some commentators, especially the push definition, sometimes when I watch commentaries (for example HDH vods for SC2) I always hear push when they just mean attack.
Because when you left, Brood War was all spotlights and titans. Now, with the death of the big leagues, Brood War has moved to the basements and carparks. Now, Brood War is unlicensed brawls, lost teeth, and bloody fights for fistfulls of money - SirJolt
VorcePA
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States1102 Posts
May 25 2010 03:37 GMT
#126
On March 14 2009 07:44 Chill wrote:
Protoss Player
Lately commentators are saying "The Protoss player is moving in now!" instead of his ID. I really don't like that and it makes it seem like they aren't aware of who is actually playing.


This is the only one I disagree with. In writing, it's a common technique to say "he" or "Bisu" or "the protoss player" or "Kim Taek Yong" if you have to refer to them multiple times in a fairly short successions. The same can be applied to commentating. Repetition is annoying.

However, if they -only- refer to the player as [insert race name here], then it's just as bad as saying "Bisu" over and over again.
Shitposting
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
May 25 2010 03:45 GMT
#127
On May 25 2010 07:37 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
Let's see:

Jay Dong vs. Jaedong

I think someone already mentioned this, but Jay Dong is a pornstar. Jaedong is a progamer. Jaedong is not pronounced Jay Dong.


I've never heard it pronounced any other way.
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
May 25 2010 19:07 GMT
#128
On May 25 2010 12:45 jalstar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 25 2010 07:37 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
Let's see:

Jay Dong vs. Jaedong

I think someone already mentioned this, but Jay Dong is a pornstar. Jaedong is a progamer. Jaedong is not pronounced Jay Dong.


I've never heard it pronounced any other way.


Jedong.
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Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25987 Posts
May 25 2010 19:11 GMT
#129
On May 25 2010 12:45 jalstar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 25 2010 07:37 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
Let's see:

Jay Dong vs. Jaedong

I think someone already mentioned this, but Jay Dong is a pornstar. Jaedong is a progamer. Jaedong is not pronounced Jay Dong.


I've never heard it pronounced any other way.

I can't type it... it's like
chaedong (Korean) vs jaydawng (English)
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jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
May 25 2010 19:14 GMT
#130
Yeah, I guess you'd have to say it, I read "ae" and "ay" as virtually identical-sounding.
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8848 Posts
May 25 2010 19:14 GMT
#131
On May 25 2010 02:42 FlopTurnReaver wrote:
It bothers me when people call everything cute. Like when a player does some cool thing to just rip the opponents natural or uses some psionic ability to smash a whole army.

That's not cute!! It's baller!!


That's funny, because I hate the term 'baller'.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25987 Posts
May 25 2010 19:17 GMT
#132
Isn't baller decidedly a noun? When did it because an adjective?
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Hyde
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia14568 Posts
May 25 2010 19:17 GMT
#133
On May 26 2010 04:14 Flaccid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 25 2010 02:42 FlopTurnReaver wrote:
It bothers me when people call everything cute. Like when a player does some cool thing to just rip the opponents natural or uses some psionic ability to smash a whole army.

That's not cute!! It's baller!!


That's funny, because I hate the term 'baller'.

That's even more funny because I hate both cute and baller.
Because when you left, Brood War was all spotlights and titans. Now, with the death of the big leagues, Brood War has moved to the basements and carparks. Now, Brood War is unlicensed brawls, lost teeth, and bloody fights for fistfulls of money - SirJolt
lixlix
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States482 Posts
May 25 2010 19:20 GMT
#134
but Jaedong does have pornstar balls.
MorningMusume11
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3490 Posts
May 25 2010 19:25 GMT
#135
On May 26 2010 04:20 lixlix wrote:
but Jaedong does have pornstar balls.


lolllllllllll good one

But seriously, I guess a way you can look at JD's name...

이 = "ee"
제 = "jeh"
동 = "done (try saying the word dome but instead of an M, put an N in there) + g"
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
May 25 2010 19:51 GMT
#136
On May 26 2010 04:20 lixlix wrote:
but Jaedong does have pornstar balls.


Now that you mention it, I wonder if I can get a porn video at my local Blockbuster (if I don't get too scared from the Jesus Is Watching You sign) about StarCraft starring Lee Jay Dong and his sexylicious mutalisk micro.

Back on topic, if you aren't Dustin Browder, please please PLEASE don't say terrible terrible damage in your commentary. It ruins the line.
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zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15355 Posts
May 25 2010 20:00 GMT
#137
Can we please add the incorrect use of "XXX needs no introduction"? Usually it's used like this:

"Y needs no introduction. He is a player on the team ... [followed by introduction]"

Most recent example: Idra http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=127046

Either don't introduce, or skip that phrase.
ModeratorI know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
FlopTurnReaver
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Switzerland1980 Posts
May 25 2010 20:07 GMT
#138
On May 26 2010 04:17 Chill wrote:
Isn't baller decidedly a noun? When did it because an adjective?

the same time because became a verb
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Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-27 17:02:38
May 27 2010 16:23 GMT
#139
"ragequit" doesn't mean leaving without a gg.

Also, wtf is passive aggressive pressure?

"Hey, thanks for the early void ray. I really like playing these short games with you"
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
Ack1027
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States7873 Posts
May 27 2010 16:52 GMT
#140
The OP pretty much describes HD.

You could also add John Madden syndrome to this list, aka ' the team with the most points will win '
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