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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24799 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-13 06:08:12
December 13 2008 06:07 GMT
#21
On December 13 2008 15:07 Fontong wrote:
Completely did not see that coming.

Oh god what a word choice.
On December 13 2008 15:07 pachi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 13 2008 15:04 LosingID8 wrote:
On December 13 2008 14:59 thedeadhaji wrote:
I changed doc to one with a really good reputation and I guess he's just damn thorough idk~

my friend used to go to this one dentist (over 30something years of experience) and the dentist turned out to be a rapist or something O_O

just went to jail 2 years ago i think


at least he was a dentist. you can't get confused with dentists. unless he puts you to sleep...

I believe they historically use anesthetics...
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10835 Posts
December 13 2008 06:08 GMT
#22
you might wake up with a dick in your mouth...

"open wide"
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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
December 13 2008 06:14 GMT
#23
i was going to write "checkup" but fucked up haha
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
December 13 2008 06:15 GMT
#24
On December 13 2008 15:00 micronesia wrote:
I haven't heard of that for us young lings....

Maybe he likes doing it.

He did the 'turn your head and cough' exam right?


that i've done many times with other docs too
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
December 13 2008 06:15 GMT
#25
I go door to door offering prostate exams
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24799 Posts
December 13 2008 06:16 GMT
#26
On December 13 2008 15:15 thedeadhaji wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 13 2008 15:00 micronesia wrote:
I haven't heard of that for us young lings....

Maybe he likes doing it.

He did the 'turn your head and cough' exam right?


that i've done many times with other docs too

Wow you seem to get around.
On December 13 2008 15:14 thedeadhaji wrote:
i was going to write "checkup" but fucked up haha

What a model poster you don't even proofread your titles lol!

ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
December 13 2008 06:19 GMT
#27
Did he at least cup the balls while he was doing it?
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
Yaqoob
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Canada3404 Posts
December 13 2008 06:28 GMT
#28
This is pretty funny lol. Micronesia, you ever going to make a trip up north and visit us canadians?
김택용 Fighting!
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21552 Posts
December 13 2008 06:43 GMT
#29
On December 13 2008 14:42 thedeadhaji wrote:
got to experience what it truly means to "have a finger up his ass"

His up yours or yours up his?
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
December 13 2008 06:55 GMT
#30
Oh god... this blog is funny and wtf and creepy and i never want to have that checkup and wtf all at the same time.

And yes I said it was wtf twice
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
December 13 2008 07:11 GMT
#31
Everytime I think about the fact that every guy has to do this i shudder a bit, i really could go my whole life without some guy sticking his finger up my ass
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
Malongo
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Chile3479 Posts
December 13 2008 07:19 GMT
#32
hey you could die of cancer without it! well i guess ill just die.
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Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17743 Posts
December 13 2008 10:01 GMT
#33
On December 13 2008 14:47 ilovezil wrote:
He sunken'd your colony, haji.

made me laugh irl haha
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
December 13 2008 11:34 GMT
#34
On December 13 2008 19:01 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 13 2008 14:47 ilovezil wrote:
He sunken'd your colony, haji.

made me laugh irl haha


Is there another way to laugh?
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
Fzero
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1503 Posts
December 13 2008 15:14 GMT
#35
This is pretty funny, but the doctor surely asked you. It's not like it was a surprise. "Do you want me to do a hernia check?" --> Doctor fondles your balls. "Do you want me to check your prostate?" --> Doctor in your bum.
Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about.
Savio
Profile Joined April 2008
United States1850 Posts
December 14 2008 06:18 GMT
#36
Here's a bit from uptodate (source used by practicing physicians and not available to public without $$$):

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ANUS AND RECTUM — Examination of the anus and rectum is relatively standard for all age groups. Inspection of the perianal area under normal circumstances should reveal an intact, symmetrically wrinkled area of pigmented skin. Aside from the rare finding of an imperforate anus or an anteriorly placed anus, anatomical abnormalities in the pediatric age group are unusual.

Infantile perianal pyramidal protrusion (IPPP) is a perianal lesion, previously described as a skin tag or skin fold, that is reported almost exclusively in girls [12,13]. Some authors propose that the lesion be called "infantile protrusion" since it is not always pyramidal and may be perineal rather than perianal [14]. The lesion is typically located in the midline, just anterior to the anus, although posterior lesions have been reported [15]. It is described as a pedunculated pyramidal protrusion with a tongue-like lip that is covered with smooth red or rose-colored skin [12,13,16]. The clinical course is one of recurrent swelling and resolution. Constipation and/or lichen sclerosis may be associated findings [14,15,17]. The history of swelling and resolution and characteristic appearance distinguish this lesion from condyloma acuminata, trauma, skin tags, rectal prolapse, and granulomatous lesions of inflammatory bowel disease [16]. (See appropriate topic reviews).

External hemorrhoids and prolapsed internal hemorrhoids are found primarily in older patients. Perianal fissures caused by straining during defecation and passage of hard stools or by dry irritated skin are seen in all age groups, particularly infants. Careful attention to bruises, tears, and lacerations in patients suspected of having been sexually abused should be noted. (See "Evaluation of sexual abuse in children and adolescents").

Digital rectal examinations are not performed routinely as part of the regular physical examination of children. When digital examination becomes necessary, the examiner should remain sensitive to the potential embarrassment and discomfort for the patient. The patient and/or guardian should be given an easily understandable explanation of why the examination is being done and what discomfort might be involved. The examination is performed best with the patient Iying on his or her left side and legs flexed at the hips and knees. Gloves and an appropriate lubricant should be used.

In the child with a lower abdominal mass and/or history of constipation or infrequent passage of stools, a rectal examination may help make the diagnosis. A smooth-walled rectal vault with soft stool in the rectal ampulla is the normal finding. A palpable abnormal mass or blood tinged stool on a gloved finger requires more extensive investigation.


Sounds like your doc forgot about the last part:

"When digital examination becomes necessary, the examiner should remain sensitive to the potential embarrassment and discomfort for the patient. The patient and/or guardian should be given an easily understandable explanation of why the examination is being done and what discomfort might be involved."

Since he didn't tell you why he was doing it.
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. – Winston Churchill
Savio
Profile Joined April 2008
United States1850 Posts
December 14 2008 06:21 GMT
#37
On December 13 2008 15:55 Grobyc wrote:
Oh god... this blog is funny and wtf and creepy and i never want to have that checkup and wtf all at the same time.

And yes I said it was wtf twice


If you are a man, you will have this exam. I've given it to hundreds of men by now. Its quick and easy and is used to screen for both prostate cancer and colon cancer which are 2 of the biggest killers of men when it comes to cancer.

So look forward to turning 40 Or at least prepare yourself. Also prepare yourself for not being able to pee once you turn 70...another curse we all have.
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. – Winston Churchill
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