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United States24495 Posts
On December 13 2008 15:07 Fontong wrote: Completely did not see that coming. Oh god what a word choice.
On December 13 2008 15:07 pachi wrote:Show nested quote +On December 13 2008 15:04 LosingID8 wrote:On December 13 2008 14:59 thedeadhaji wrote: I changed doc to one with a really good reputation and I guess he's just damn thorough idk~ my friend used to go to this one dentist (over 30something years of experience) and the dentist turned out to be a rapist or something O_O just went to jail 2 years ago i think at least he was a dentist. you can't get confused with dentists. unless he puts you to sleep... I believe they historically use anesthetics...
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you might wake up with a dick in your mouth...
"open wide"
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thedeadhaji
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i was going to write "checkup" but fucked up haha
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thedeadhaji
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On December 13 2008 15:00 micronesia wrote: I haven't heard of that for us young lings....
Maybe he likes doing it.
He did the 'turn your head and cough' exam right?
that i've done many times with other docs too
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I go door to door offering prostate exams
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United States24495 Posts
On December 13 2008 15:15 thedeadhaji wrote:Show nested quote +On December 13 2008 15:00 micronesia wrote: I haven't heard of that for us young lings....
Maybe he likes doing it.
He did the 'turn your head and cough' exam right? that i've done many times with other docs too Wow you seem to get around.
On December 13 2008 15:14 thedeadhaji wrote: i was going to write "checkup" but fucked up haha What a model poster you don't even proofread your titles lol!
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Did he at least cup the balls while he was doing it?
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This is pretty funny lol. Micronesia, you ever going to make a trip up north and visit us canadians?
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On December 13 2008 14:42 thedeadhaji wrote: got to experience what it truly means to "have a finger up his ass" His up yours or yours up his?
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Oh god... this blog is funny and wtf and creepy and i never want to have that checkup and wtf all at the same time.
And yes I said it was wtf twice
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Everytime I think about the fact that every guy has to do this i shudder a bit, i really could go my whole life without some guy sticking his finger up my ass
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hey you could die of cancer without it! well i guess ill just die.
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On December 13 2008 14:47 ilovezil wrote: He sunken'd your colony, haji. made me laugh irl haha
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On December 13 2008 19:01 Ilikestarcraft wrote:made me laugh irl haha
Is there another way to laugh?
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This is pretty funny, but the doctor surely asked you. It's not like it was a surprise. "Do you want me to do a hernia check?" --> Doctor fondles your balls. "Do you want me to check your prostate?" --> Doctor in your bum.
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Here's a bit from uptodate (source used by practicing physicians and not available to public without $$$):
+ Show Spoiler + ANUS AND RECTUM — Examination of the anus and rectum is relatively standard for all age groups. Inspection of the perianal area under normal circumstances should reveal an intact, symmetrically wrinkled area of pigmented skin. Aside from the rare finding of an imperforate anus or an anteriorly placed anus, anatomical abnormalities in the pediatric age group are unusual.
Infantile perianal pyramidal protrusion (IPPP) is a perianal lesion, previously described as a skin tag or skin fold, that is reported almost exclusively in girls [12,13]. Some authors propose that the lesion be called "infantile protrusion" since it is not always pyramidal and may be perineal rather than perianal [14]. The lesion is typically located in the midline, just anterior to the anus, although posterior lesions have been reported [15]. It is described as a pedunculated pyramidal protrusion with a tongue-like lip that is covered with smooth red or rose-colored skin [12,13,16]. The clinical course is one of recurrent swelling and resolution. Constipation and/or lichen sclerosis may be associated findings [14,15,17]. The history of swelling and resolution and characteristic appearance distinguish this lesion from condyloma acuminata, trauma, skin tags, rectal prolapse, and granulomatous lesions of inflammatory bowel disease [16]. (See appropriate topic reviews).
External hemorrhoids and prolapsed internal hemorrhoids are found primarily in older patients. Perianal fissures caused by straining during defecation and passage of hard stools or by dry irritated skin are seen in all age groups, particularly infants. Careful attention to bruises, tears, and lacerations in patients suspected of having been sexually abused should be noted. (See "Evaluation of sexual abuse in children and adolescents").
Digital rectal examinations are not performed routinely as part of the regular physical examination of children. When digital examination becomes necessary, the examiner should remain sensitive to the potential embarrassment and discomfort for the patient. The patient and/or guardian should be given an easily understandable explanation of why the examination is being done and what discomfort might be involved. The examination is performed best with the patient Iying on his or her left side and legs flexed at the hips and knees. Gloves and an appropriate lubricant should be used.
In the child with a lower abdominal mass and/or history of constipation or infrequent passage of stools, a rectal examination may help make the diagnosis. A smooth-walled rectal vault with soft stool in the rectal ampulla is the normal finding. A palpable abnormal mass or blood tinged stool on a gloved finger requires more extensive investigation.
Sounds like your doc forgot about the last part:
"When digital examination becomes necessary, the examiner should remain sensitive to the potential embarrassment and discomfort for the patient. The patient and/or guardian should be given an easily understandable explanation of why the examination is being done and what discomfort might be involved."
Since he didn't tell you why he was doing it.
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On December 13 2008 15:55 Grobyc wrote: Oh god... this blog is funny and wtf and creepy and i never want to have that checkup and wtf all at the same time.
And yes I said it was wtf twice
If you are a man, you will have this exam. I've given it to hundreds of men by now. Its quick and easy and is used to screen for both prostate cancer and colon cancer which are 2 of the biggest killers of men when it comes to cancer.
So look forward to turning 40 Or at least prepare yourself. Also prepare yourself for not being able to pee once you turn 70...another curse we all have.
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