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Today, on a very special Chef's Tips!, I will be telling you about the day our lord and savior, Jesus Christ, saved me from certain doom.
It all happened on a day of great famine. At 4:15 PM, through a series of tubes called "The Internet," I informed my friend that I was very hungry and tired, and that I was probably going to die of starvation within the next ten minutes. I told her that I could either read her e-mail, or I could make a last ditch effort to go downstairs and find something edible. She told me I should do that latter, and so I made my way toward the kitchen. Unfortunately, it seemed already too late, as I collapsed onto the kitchen floor. It was at this moment, that the following events began to take place between the times of 4:50 and 5:00 PM.
That day, Jesus Christ, our lord and savior, rescued me from certain death by starvation. He turned his body into beans on toast, and his blood into milk.... And I ate him. I ate Jesus Christ. Now I have to live my life for Jesus. I can't let Jesus Christ's sacrifice for me be in vain.
PS: Unfortunately, today's kitchen creation cannot be recreated, due to there only being one Jesus, and me already having used him up. I apologise.
 
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Funny stuff. Nice blog post.
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The only funny part is that you think someone would steal this.
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You have sand in your vagina HeadBannga.... Please remove it, as it makes you irritable.
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Calgary25986 Posts
On December 01 2008 05:06 HeadBangaa wrote:
The only funny part is that you think someone would steal this.
I think it might have been a play at making people post it out of spite. I see through his cunning plan, and 1 star this in response.
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Allow me to anal you, Chill.
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This isn't much of a tip... How are we supposed to benefit from this fabulous tale if there is only one Jesus?
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On December 01 2008 05:28 NrG.ZaM wrote:
This isn't much of a tip... How are we supposed to benefit from this fabulous tale if there is only one Jesus?
Worship Hinduism. There, many gods for you to munch!
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hey who the hell is rating this down
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it still says "on jesus" instead of "one jesus"
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even though I didn't find this funny, i gave it 5 stars because i like it's creator
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On December 01 2008 07:21 travis wrote:
even though I didn't find this funny, i gave it 5 stars because i like it's creator
yeah lol that's basically what I did
how can you guys hate on chef
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