• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 18:11
CEST 00:11
KST 07:11
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Serral wins Maestros of the Game 231ByuL, and the Limitations of Standard Play3Team Liquid Map Contest #22: Results and Winners7Code S Season 2 (2026): RO4 and Finals Preview12TL.net Map Contest #22 - Voting & Ladder Map Selection7
Community News
Weekly Cups (June 29-July 5): Solar Doubles0MC vs IdrA, Boxer vs Nal_rA to be Legacy Matches @ BlizzCon415.0.16 Hotfix (June 30) - Balance + Bug Fixes40Weekly Cups (June 22-28): Zergs thrive in new patch5[TLMC] Summer 2026 Ladder Map Rotation0
StarCraft 2
General
Serral wins Maestros of the Game 2 Is the larve respawn broken? 5.0.16 patch for SC2 goes live (8 worker start) 5.0.16 Hotfix (June 30) - Balance + Bug Fixes Weekly Cups (June 29-July 5): Solar Doubles
Tourneys
Crank Gathers Season 4: BW vs SC2 Team League GSL CK #5 Race War HomeStory Cup 29 RSL Revival: Season 6 - Qualifiers and Main Event Vespene Cup #1 — $300+ USD, July 10
Strategy
[G] Having the right mentality to improve
Custom Maps
New Map Maker - Looking for Advice - Love or Hate Work In Progress Melee Maps [D]RTS in all its shapes and glory <3
External Content
Mutation # 533 Die Together The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 532 Nuclear Family Mutation # 531 Experimental Artillery
Brood War
General
Snow On New ASL S22 Map, Zerg Nerf ASL 22 Proposed Map Pool BW General Discussion BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ Starcraft vs Retro Category on Twitch
Tourneys
CSLAN 4 is Coming! Escore Tournament StarCraft Season 2 The Casual Games of the Week Thread [Megathread] Daily Proleagues
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Creating a full chart of Zerg builds Relatively freeroll strategies Why doesn't anyone use restoration?
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Dawn of War IV Nintendo Switch Thread Summer Games Done Quick 2026! ZeroSpace at Steam NextFest - Last free demo
Dota 2
Looking for a Dota Mentor Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug
TL Mafia
NeO.D_StephenKing vs This Guy From 1 Million Dance TL Mafia Community Thread TL Mafia Power Rank Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread UK Politics Mega-thread YouTube Thread Canadian Politics Mega-thread
Fan Clubs
The HerO Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread Movie Discussion! Series you have seen recently... [Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books [TV/BOOK] *SPOILERS* Game of Thrones Discussion
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread McBoner: A hockey love story Tennis[sport] Formula 1 Discussion TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
FPS when play League Of Legend on laptop How to clean a TTe Thermaltake keyboard? Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Major Shifts in the Gaming I…
TrAiDoS
An Exploration of th…
waywardstrategy
Gauntlet SC2: A Retrospectiv…
Ctone23
ramps on octagon
StaticNine
Funny Nicknames
LUCKY_NOOB
Evil Gacha Games and the…
ffswowsucks
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 13131 users

My poem won awards - Page 2

Blogs > RoieTRS
Post a Reply
Prev 1 2 All
Xeris
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Iran17695 Posts
October 31 2008 05:21 GMT
#21
anyways read this:

" Poetry.com is a fraud publishing organization that features it's online writing contest. It literally accepts 100% of applicants as 'Semi-finalists' in their 'international poetry competition' and sends a letter to the poor victims. The letter is full of flattery saying that you are a wonderful poet and the 'sectional committee' or 'panel of judges' has decided your poetry is good enough to be published. They ask a 'modest' payment of $50 plus extra if you want your page on a page of it's own. Publishing only those who paid, 6000 poems per book at $50-$75 a poem with 60 books published a year is a lot of $$$$.

Flattered writers are quick to give them money and order a few copies of the book they were featured in. After some time a message saying their poetry was good enough to be read on a cd then asking you to go to some expensive winning writers convention and getting a silver cup comes in. It's all to leach more money from the ones that haven't found out they've been scammed. They were even featured on ABC's 20/20. You can read about that in this link HERE from windpub.com (see moreinfo page). They have been scamming people since 1996 and continue to do so! It's disgusting because the state they're in LETS the continue to operate, despite all the complaints. If you need more evidence just search "poetry.com Scam" on google search.

--Misconceptions--
Poetry.com does NOT publish your work if you do not pay for the book.
Poetry.com publishes 50+ books a year and does NOT sell them anywhere other than to the victims of their scam.

--Don't believe me?--
Have some fun and enter the contest. Write a crude poem about jibberish. Words like poetry.com, "dot com", sucks, etc will cause you not to get the letter. If you already used your address in the last couple of months use a friends address. You can also add a DR or ST to indicate drive or street and it may catch it as a different address in the database. "

http://www.eliteskills.com/writing_scams/poetry.com.scam.php
twitter.com/xerislight -- follow me~~
Xeris
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Iran17695 Posts
October 31 2008 05:24 GMT
#22
and this funny comment:

"WRITERSWEEKLY.COM COMMENT: We stopped posting complaints about Poetry.com long ago because we couldn't keep up with them (so many!). However, this heart-breaking story is one you have to read."

this was back in 2002, so you can guess how many more complaints they've gotten O_O!

although Wikipedia says (probably accurate) that no successful legal action has been taken against Poetry.com, because the "books" are actually real, they just arent disseminated anywhere, have 0 checks on quality, and are essentially designed to steal money from naive people.
twitter.com/xerislight -- follow me~~
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
October 31 2008 05:29 GMT
#23
Oh god, that's even more exploitative than I thought. Makes the brag post really fucking funny though.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
October 31 2008 05:39 GMT
#24
Yo Roie you should make a poem about how Sirlin SLOWS TIME
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
banged
Profile Joined October 2008
United States46 Posts
October 31 2008 06:00 GMT
#25
id nominate that for worst possible rhyme award
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11598 Posts
October 31 2008 06:07 GMT
#26
hehe 5 years ago i sent in a poem that i did for an english project in 8th grade

+ Show Spoiler +
The men standing on the other side
Seemed to be always endlessly supplied
Not once did they stop coming
And I always heard their drumming
It never stopped echoing through my head
As I saw the children who bled a deep, deep red
I could never understand the reason of man
Until the fighting of the centaury began
The power of the confederates will never die
The battle would not just zip on by
The war was a horrific time
Why won't war just be a crime?
The bullet slashed into my side
I would die with all of my pride
I felt as cold as the flakes falling from the silky blanket above
I let my eyes go and heaven is what I will be part of.


and got the same thing. i thought i was good or something, and then i googled poetry.com and found out it was a huge scam. my hopes were crushed instantly
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
NastyMarine
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1252 Posts
October 31 2008 06:19 GMT
#27
good on ya mate
Treatin' fools since '87
Xeris
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Iran17695 Posts
October 31 2008 06:37 GMT
#28
I also agree with the criticisms of the rhyme scheme o_O the poem itself in its tone and diction seems really amateur, and "it's" the second time it is used didn't have the apostrophe... that is a huge grammatical error ;p

tons of random vague imagery and cliche statements also oo;
twitter.com/xerislight -- follow me~~
RoieTRS
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2569 Posts
October 31 2008 13:14 GMT
#29
Holy crap...
That's... genius.
konadora, in Racenilatr's blog: "you need to stop thinking about starcraft or anything computer-related for that matter. It's becoming a bad addiction imo"
kdog3683
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States916 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-02 08:41:41
November 02 2008 08:41 GMT
#30
This is worse than a Rick-Roll.

This is a Poem-POW @ your face.
Multiply your efforts.
Prev 1 2 All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
OSC
17:00
Mid Season Playoffs
ArT vs HarstemLIVE!
Krystianer vs Iba
SteadfastSC193
Liquipedia
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
mouzHeroMarine 659
SteadfastSC 193
ViBE95
StarCraft: Brood War
Calm 1800
ggaemo 143
910 37
Dota 2
NeuroSwarm180
Counter-Strike
summit1g5540
minikerr17
Super Smash Bros
Mew2King96
Other Games
Grubby3216
C9.Mang0233
shahzam7
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick38115
BasetradeTV328
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
[ Show 12 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Other Games
• imaqtpie968
• Shiphtur322
Upcoming Events
Replay Cast
1h 49m
Replay Cast
11h 49m
CrankTV Team League
12h 49m
OSC
14h 49m
Big Brain Bouts
17h 49m
Replay Cast
1d 1h
RSL Revival
1d 10h
Serral vs Bunny
ByuN vs GgMaChine
CranKy Ducklings
1d 11h
Afreeca Starleague
1d 11h
Snow vs Jaedong
YSC vs hero
RSL Revival
2 days
Solar vs Rogue
Maru vs NightMare
[ Show More ]
Sparkling Tuna Cup
2 days
GSL
3 days
Replay Cast
4 days
WardiTV Weekly
4 days
The PondCast
5 days
Replay Cast
6 days
CrankTV Team League
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

CSL Season 21: Qualifier 2
HSC XXIX
Eternal Conflict S2 E1

Ongoing

IPSL Spring 2026
Acropolis #4
YSL S3
CSL 2026 Summer (S21)
CranK Gathers Season 4: BW vs SC2 Team League
SCTL 2026 Spring
Heroes Pulsing #3
XSE Pro League 2026
IEM Cologne Major 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 2
CS Asia Championships 2026
Asian Champions League 2026
IEM Atlanta 2026
PGL Astana 2026
BLAST Rivals Spring 2026

Upcoming

Escore Tournament S3: W2
ASL Season 22: Wild Card Qualifier
CSLAN 4
Blizzard Classic Cup 2026
SC4ALL II: StarCraft II
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
RSL Revival: Season 6
Light Tournament 2026
Eternal Conflict S2 Finale
Eternal Conflict S2 E3
Eternal Conflict S2 E2
Logitech G Connect 2026
StarSeries Fall 2026
FISSURE Playground #5
BLAST Open Fall 2026
Esports World Cup 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer Qual
Stake Ranked Episode 3
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.