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Rayzorblade
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1172 Posts
September 10 2008 05:18 GMT
#21
On September 10 2008 13:26 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
oh shit this just got REAL.

Did you tell her you're contemplating throwing the vice presidency in the name of her love? Jesus that is some romantic shit.


lolol, God, iNc you're consistently hilarious. You make my day
sqwert
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States781 Posts
September 10 2008 06:02 GMT
#22
stagnant?

thats what SHE said!
if everythings coming your way, youre in the wrong lane. sAviOr 4evar!
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
September 10 2008 06:30 GMT
#23
On September 10 2008 14:03 Roffles wrote:
If you dump her and she decides to fuck you over, she's just sore. Plus if she power abuses, then it makes her look bad too unless your school doesn't give a shit about that kinda stuff.

Otherwise, do what Dagger and Sr18 did. Rig the damn polls. Grab a bunch of your friends and tell em to ballot stuff for you. Fuckit. If ballot stuffing isn't possible, then go make some ridiculous absurd speech that makes people laugh and remember your name when they vote.

Or if these don't apply, you can just blackmail her with some shit. Shoulda been with her long enough to have some shit on her. =)
Chances are you won't be seeing her after this year anyways.



Roffles brings solid advice as well as rofl's to all.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-10 07:52:26
September 10 2008 07:51 GMT
#24
On September 10 2008 12:43 Haymaker wrote:
I just need something cute to put onto my college app


i think colleges care more about commitment to an activity, especially if they see all these senior year activities and nothing before. I think they know that people hoard activities, and aren't really committed to any of them.

edit: would you REALLY want to be around her even after the breakup, even if she knows what you did?...
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
Haymaker
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States19 Posts
September 10 2008 22:36 GMT
#25
I am not new to the club i have been active in it for 3 years I am just getting an officership. I wouldnt Mind having her around if she could behave civilly.
Haymaker
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States19 Posts
September 10 2008 22:37 GMT
#26
So I broke up with my girlfriend, won my officership, kissed the girl on the bus, and slept a good 2 hours when I got home. Today was a good day
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
September 10 2008 22:48 GMT
#27
On September 10 2008 15:02 sqwert wrote:
stagnant?

thats what SHE said!


or HE said!!

instantrimshot.com
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
September 10 2008 22:57 GMT
#28
On September 11 2008 07:37 Haymaker wrote:
So I broke up with my girlfriend, won my officership, kissed the girl on the bus, and slept a good 2 hours when I got home. Today was a good day

good job man, i dont think you could of gotten better results than that.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 10 2008 23:48 GMT
#29
I have no fucking clue where sleeping 2 "good hours" ranks with kissing a girl, winning an officership and breaking up with a 2+ year gf.. but fuck me I guess I will never understand the world of a guy who thinks like HAYMAKER.

Tell us about the kiss.. I bet you opened with some insanely awesome line, amirite?
8Pylon
Profile Joined April 2008
United States223 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-11 00:12:23
September 11 2008 00:12 GMT
#30
haaha details my friend

tounge? no tounge?

lips? cheek?
I 3 pooled your mom with a napping drone, then scarabed her face. GG
Haymaker
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States19 Posts
September 11 2008 20:45 GMT
#31
Ok guys -- new update: I didnt pursue things further with the girl on the bus because there is this even cuter girl in one of my classes that i asked out on a date. The problem is she is a sophomore and I dont have much experience with dating babies. Im assuming my usual wine and dining techniques wont work here so how does buying her a happy meal and then taking her to chucky cheese sound?
Haymaker
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States19 Posts
September 11 2008 20:48 GMT
#32
On September 11 2008 08:48 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I have no fucking clue where sleeping 2 "good hours" ranks with kissing a girl, winning an officership and breaking up with a 2+ year gf.. but fuck me I guess I will never understand the world of a guy who thinks like HAYMAKER.

Tell us about the kiss.. I bet you opened with some insanely awesome line, amirite?


Ok well it went down like this:

"so marie" she looks at me and I kiss her and that continues until we get to school. And when it all ends i give her a "yup"

On September 11 2008 09:12 8Pylon wrote:
haaha details my friend

tounge? no tounge?

lips? cheek?


Sorry bro i only got some cheek action there.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 11 2008 20:51 GMT
#33
this entire blog is full of win
talismania
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States2364 Posts
September 11 2008 21:05 GMT
#34
this can't be real.
Haymaker
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States19 Posts
September 11 2008 21:07 GMT
#35
This is VERY real
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-11 21:20:24
September 11 2008 21:18 GMT
#36
Reading about US high school students is often painful. "Presidents" and "Vice Presidents," good god, it's almost as lame as those StarCraft clans that use military ranks. It's a club, not a country. Just run it like an anarchical or communist state.

You know that show on MTV called "Busted?" That's painful too. Twenty year olds getting 'busted' for underage drinking, and acting all scared like it's the end of their life. Show should be renamed "Don't you have anything better to do, officer?"

Oh, our backwards neighbours to the south

On topic: Ditch the science club and go for the girl, you weirdo. EDIT: Oh... You did go for the girl. You still need to do part two though, ditch the science club
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
September 11 2008 21:21 GMT
#37
break it off after you get VP
Haymaker
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States19 Posts
September 11 2008 21:28 GMT
#38
You are right -- I should do a forcefully take over and establish a monarchy. Haymaker, King of the science club! has a nice ring to it
Haymaker
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States19 Posts
September 11 2008 21:28 GMT
#39
Also, wtf did mtv have to do with anything lol...
DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
September 11 2008 21:58 GMT
#40
On September 11 2008 08:48 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I have no fucking clue where sleeping 2 "good hours" ranks with kissing a girl, winning an officership and breaking up with a 2+ year gf.. but fuck me I guess I will never understand the world of a guy who thinks like HAYMAKER.

Tell us about the kiss.. I bet you opened with some insanely awesome line, amirite?

HAYMAKERs get kissing with girls by just saying hi to them on the same consistency that they get two hours of sleep
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