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Haymaker
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micronesia
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Haymaker
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decafchicken
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my life would've been 10x better if i had applied just a few weeks sooner  | ||
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iNcontroL
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To sum up: The handle: Bad ass motherfucker. The OP: Nerdy twerp ancy about something that will OBVIOUSLY not work. How the HELL can you possibly think being VP of the club your ex is prez of would ever work? Especially when it will be completely obvious you dumped her for another girl.. | ||
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Haymaker
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Jibba
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Anyways, how long has it felt stagnant? | ||
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Nitrogen
United States5345 Posts
On September 10 2008 12:43 Haymaker wrote: I just need something cute to put onto my college app staple a baby onto it | ||
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micronesia
United States24751 Posts
Haha this made my day. Screw the shirt I can sleep peacefully now. | ||
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Haymaker
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I think nitrogen solved my problem | ||
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kpcrew
Korea (South)1071 Posts
lmao | ||
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XCetron
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this is actually good advice, sure to gather attention and its definitely unique. | ||
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il0seonpurpose
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XCetron
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Haymaker
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iNcontroL
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Did you tell her you're contemplating throwing the vice presidency in the name of her love? Jesus that is some romantic shit. | ||
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Haymaker
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shavingcream66
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Haymaker
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Roffles
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Otherwise, do what Dagger and Sr18 did. Rig the damn polls. Grab a bunch of your friends and tell em to ballot stuff for you. Fuckit. If ballot stuffing isn't possible, then go make some ridiculous absurd speech that makes people laugh and remember your name when they vote. Or if these don't apply, you can just blackmail her with some shit. Shoulda been with her long enough to have some shit on her. =) Chances are you won't be seeing her after this year anyways. | ||
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Rayzorblade
United States1172 Posts
On September 10 2008 13:26 {88}iNcontroL wrote: oh shit this just got REAL. Did you tell her you're contemplating throwing the vice presidency in the name of her love? Jesus that is some romantic shit. lolol, God, iNc you're consistently hilarious. You make my day  | ||
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sqwert
United States781 Posts
thats what SHE said! | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
On September 10 2008 14:03 Roffles wrote: If you dump her and she decides to fuck you over, she's just sore. Plus if she power abuses, then it makes her look bad too unless your school doesn't give a shit about that kinda stuff. Otherwise, do what Dagger and Sr18 did. Rig the damn polls. Grab a bunch of your friends and tell em to ballot stuff for you. Fuckit. If ballot stuffing isn't possible, then go make some ridiculous absurd speech that makes people laugh and remember your name when they vote. Or if these don't apply, you can just blackmail her with some shit. Shoulda been with her long enough to have some shit on her. =) Chances are you won't be seeing her after this year anyways. Roffles brings solid advice as well as rofl's to all. | ||
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29 fps
United States5725 Posts
On September 10 2008 12:43 Haymaker wrote: I just need something cute to put onto my college app i think colleges care more about commitment to an activity, especially if they see all these senior year activities and nothing before. I think they know that people hoard activities, and aren't really committed to any of them. edit: would you REALLY want to be around her even after the breakup, even if she knows what you did?... | ||
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Haymaker
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Haymaker
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anderoo
Canada1876 Posts
On September 10 2008 15:02 sqwert wrote: stagnant? thats what SHE said! or HE said!! instantrimshot.com | ||
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
On September 11 2008 07:37 Haymaker wrote: So I broke up with my girlfriend, won my officership, kissed the girl on the bus, and slept a good 2 hours when I got home. Today was a good day good job man, i dont think you could of gotten better results than that. | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
Tell us about the kiss.. I bet you opened with some insanely awesome line, amirite? | ||
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8Pylon
United States223 Posts
 tounge? no tounge? lips? cheek? | ||
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Haymaker
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Haymaker
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On September 11 2008 08:48 {88}iNcontroL wrote: I have no fucking clue where sleeping 2 "good hours" ranks with kissing a girl, winning an officership and breaking up with a 2+ year gf.. but fuck me I guess I will never understand the world of a guy who thinks like HAYMAKER. Tell us about the kiss.. I bet you opened with some insanely awesome line, amirite? Ok well it went down like this: "so marie" she looks at me and I kiss her and that continues until we get to school. And when it all ends i give her a "yup" On September 11 2008 09:12 8Pylon wrote: haaha details my friend tounge? no tounge? lips? cheek? Sorry bro i only got some cheek action there. | ||
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iNcontroL
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talismania
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Haymaker
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Chef
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You know that show on MTV called "Busted?" That's painful too. Twenty year olds getting 'busted' for underage drinking, and acting all scared like it's the end of their life. Show should be renamed "Don't you have anything better to do, officer?" Oh, our backwards neighbours to the south  On topic: Ditch the science club and go for the girl, you weirdo. EDIT: Oh... You did go for the girl. You still need to do part two though, ditch the science club  | ||
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geometryb
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Haymaker
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Haymaker
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DamageControL
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On September 11 2008 08:48 {88}iNcontroL wrote: I have no fucking clue where sleeping 2 "good hours" ranks with kissing a girl, winning an officership and breaking up with a 2+ year gf.. but fuck me I guess I will never understand the world of a guy who thinks like HAYMAKER. Tell us about the kiss.. I bet you opened with some insanely awesome line, amirite? HAYMAKERs get kissing with girls by just saying hi to them on the same consistency that they get two hours of sleep | ||
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Haymaker
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Jonoman92
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Haymaker
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VIB
Brazil3567 Posts
On September 13 2008 08:03 Haymaker wrote: That's simple. Ask Marie if she likes girls too and pray.The girl on my bus (her name is marie) asked me to hang out this weekend; however i dont want to take things too far because i have a date with the girl i like more (her name is emily) the following weekend. [...] I need a way to stay on marie's good side until then | ||
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Jibba
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In the spirit of Scorpion, I'm sure they're all smoking hot as well. | ||
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Frits
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Like, kissing someone on the cheek is cheek action? That's it? That's cheek action? Is that really worth writing a blog about? Better remember that word for the next time my grandmother decides to visit. | ||
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Haymaker
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iNcontroL
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WHAT | ||
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Hittegods
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Thrill
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Did i say cheek? Zomg - please let Marie have white powdered emo-cheeks with ruined black makeup running down them as she cries when princess Zelda magicaly jumps out of a triforce symbol and shows her this blog. | ||
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funkie
Venezuela9376 Posts
On September 10 2008 12:43 {88}iNcontroL wrote: It's really odd to me that someone with the handle "Haymaker" is worried about not getting his vice-presidency after breaking up with his gf (the president) of the science club so that he can go with a girl he might have potential with based on sitting next to her on the bus/japanese class. To sum up: The handle: Bad ass motherfucker. The OP: Nerdy twerp ancy about something that will OBVIOUSLY not work. How the HELL can you possibly think being VP of the club your ex is prez of would ever work? Especially when it will be completely obvious you dumped her for another girl.. :O Can I request a Blog Closed? Cuz Inc just owned this nerd~ | ||
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inertinept
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Hippopotamus
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the problem is that my current girlfriend is president of the science club Something is fucked up about your school. | ||
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Frits
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On September 14 2008 05:17 Hippopotamus wrote: Something is fucked up about your school. haha do you know how many chicks study social sciences? its incredible also math is really popular among chicks nowadays only physics and ict are total sausage fests | ||
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iNcontroL
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Frits
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On September 14 2008 05:47 {88}iNcontroL wrote: It was a joke about women being smart -.- lol wow how did I miss that I am impressed by my own emancipation. | ||
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Haymaker
United States19 Posts
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BlackJack
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Aurious
Canada1772 Posts
Ok, now, new updated: my ex-GF has decided to be overly flirty with my friends in a lame attempt to get me back. Thank me later | ||
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xhuwin
United States476 Posts
On September 13 2008 10:56 Frits wrote: So what did you do in the two year relationship you had, were you guys like the champions of holding hands or something? What made you decide to go all the way this time and cross over to the naughty world of cheek action? She must've been quite the catch. this made my day | ||
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