It was 11:12 PM and OakHill was wrapped up cozily and enjoyed the embrace and warmth that his bed provided. As Jon Stewart provided unbiased political coverage with perhaps a slight favoring of Barack Obama, in the corner of his eye, slumber would soon engulf OakHill. No longer able to delay the inevitable... OakHill closed his eyes.
His eyes opened. What time was it? Where was he? OakHill wasn't sure, he tried to shift his gaze but strangely was stuck staring forward unable to focus his vision. Suddenly it was clear... The Daily Show was still on. "Oh my god" he thought and reached for the remote. Something was wrong.. OakHill's hand wouldn't move. It suddenly dawned on him that he was dreaming.. and having never been cognitively aware of being in a dream, he immediately imagined 6 completely naked super models but to his dismay they would not appear. "What the fuck" OakHill thought to himself, getting angrier by the minute. Then it occurred to him... he was a victim of sleep paralysis.
OakHill fought with all his strength to overcome the restriction placed on his muscles but to no avail. His gaze had remained fixated on the television the entire time, forced to endure the bland and lame comedic ramblings of the delusional Jon Stewart. He finally gave up and accepted the torture handed to him. It wasn't until 10 minutes later that he would be freed from the psychological and physical prison. Jon Stewart had won this round, but fortunately for OakHill, Colbert Report was just starting.
He smiled and realized that some pain is worth enduring after all.
OakHill's autobiography - OakHill - Man or Savior will be available on bookshelves everywhere starting July 22nd. OakHill is a father of two and in his spare time when not writing enjoys playing ZeroClutter 3v3 on Starcraft: Broodwar.
I know Stewart obviously but I have no idea who OakHill is? I assume a writer?
P.S. "OakHill's autobiography - OakHill - Man or Savior will be available on bookshelves everywhere starting July 22nd. OakHill is a father of two and in his spare time when not writing enjoys playing ZeroClutter 3v3 on Starcraft: Broodwar." LOL
On June 18 2008 08:05 G5 wrote: sorry for my ignorance but who is OakHill?
I know Stewart obviously but I have no idea who OakHill is? I assume a writer?
P.S. "OakHill's autobiography - OakHill - Man or Savior will be available on bookshelves everywhere starting July 22nd. OakHill is a father of two and in his spare time when not writing enjoys playing ZeroClutter 3v3 on Starcraft: Broodwar." LOL
Either I'm missing exactly what you are asking for or you just completely embarrassed yourself.
OakHill makes great blog posts. Narrator rates this post 5 out of 5. Narrator wants to know if OakHill's book will actually come out. Lastly, he would like to know what sleep paralysis feels like. He has never had sleep paralysis.
I get sleep paralysis like twice [or more] a month. It really is frustrating, and sometimes scary. Though it never lasts longer than a minute or two, im always able to fight it off. If you ever have this again do what I do, and just focus on one body part. I usually do a pinky toe, but anything helps. Dont try to move in general, just one thing or one action, waving of a land, swishing of a leg. Usually you will REALLY slowly be able to move, and then your movement will start to come back. Sometimes ive had movement come back in my legs [as I was trying to move them] but still unable to move other parts of my body for like 2-4 seconds. Lol. Beats ten minutes though o.O
On June 18 2008 09:25 Mada_Jiang wrote: LOL Oakhill you are awsome. All your posts are very entertaining.
Say... 10 minutes of sleep paralysis is a long one. Did you have any hallucinations during that 10 minutes?
Actually yes.. that my teeth were falling out but it didn't even make sense as I remember having vision of my entire mouth and that's not even possible and it's just confusing to OakHill.. maybe I was dreaming of having sleep paralysis. It has affected me several times but it's been a couple years since it last happened excluding this occurrence.
On June 18 2008 08:10 GeneralStan wrote: As much as GeneralStan thinks OakHill is a pompous ass, he has to admit this is a pretty funny bit
-GeneralStan
As Much As HeavOnEarth thinks OakHill is a pompous ass + Show Spoiler +
On June 09 2008 01:52 OakHill wrote: this is a really silly idea
having these super units that can do so many things is too much like Warcraft III and makes the game take no skill
lock thread please
so i laughed irl at this, so i asked "are you being serious?" in a PM
And he replies "From: OakHill Subject: Re: lololwhatan0b Date: 6/9/08 14:48 do I sound like I'm kidding? War3 is stupid and if you think that's funny then you are a moron."
-LOL
, that thinks super shuttles make sc2 imba, i have to admit he makes a funny write up.
On June 18 2008 09:25 Mada_Jiang wrote: LOL Oakhill you are awsome. All your posts are very entertaining.
Say... 10 minutes of sleep paralysis is a long one. Did you have any hallucinations during that 10 minutes?
Actually yes.. that my teeth were falling out but it didn't even make sense as I remember having vision of my entire mouth and that's not even possible and it's just confusing to OakHill.. maybe I was dreaming of having sleep paralysis. It has affected me several times but it's been a couple years since it last happened excluding this occurrence.
-OakHill
Okay, never mind, switching in between third, and first person results in auto F + Show Spoiler +
sleep paralysis is absolutely terrifying when your hand is positioned over your nose and you are having difficulty breathing as a result. Though i have found that doing what scarface suggests works quite well, and gives you a bit of a shock when you retain control of your body.
This was an amusing post, but I am confused about the main point which was "Jon Stewart insane ramblings, Colbert is awesome"
Since.. They kind of say the exact same things, viewpoint wise. Just Jon Stewart makes direct jokes about it, while Colbert is built around being ironic by pretending to oppose the viewpoint he likes.
EPT
