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ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
June 11 2008 17:54 GMT
#1
i just kinda thought balancing items is kinda cool. By that, i mean balancing a ruler vertically on a table, or balancing a four-legged chair on three legs.

I've only spent time balancing things about 3 times, the first being a wooden ruler at school (which i was very proud of).

My most recent balancing act came when i was lying on my bed with my knees up. I had been playing my ukulele ("playing" being randomly striking chords) and i couldn't be bothered anymore. I don't like putting it on the floor and i couldn't put it back on the windowsil as i would of had to bent upwards, so i decided to place it on my left knee.
It kept slipping down my leg but i kept nudging it gently to find a 50-50 ratio and after a few minutes, i finally did it! It was fucking awesome, because the headstock is heavier than the body, it was at a downwards angle, yet perfectly balanced. It was actually pretty cool.

So when you're bored citizens of TL, grab your nearest object and try to balance it, it is surprising fun.

*****
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
ThE_OsToJiY
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada1167 Posts
June 11 2008 17:58 GMT
#2
...do you not have anything better to do than balancing ukuleles?
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Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
June 11 2008 17:59 GMT
#3
balancing a four-legged chair on three legs.

O_O
It might be fun if you have balancing talents! For me its just irritating!
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DhakhaR
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United Kingdom721 Posts
June 11 2008 18:05 GMT
#4
i just tried to balance a defiler and failed.
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
June 11 2008 18:07 GMT
#5
When I was in school I used to constantly lean on the back two legs of the chairs, we had competitions to see who could keep it going the longest. Other than that I generally don't balance things lol
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Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6776 Posts
June 11 2008 18:17 GMT
#6
On June 12 2008 03:07 jello_biafra wrote:
When I was in school I used to constantly lean on the back two legs of the chairs, we had competitions to see who could keep it going the longest. Other than that I generally don't balance things lol


Pshh
we did 1 leg
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RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9950 Posts
June 11 2008 18:20 GMT
#7
some kid in our high school used to balance bikes and other random shit on his chin and he participated in some TV talent show with it. He failed horribly afaik.
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G5
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States2921 Posts
June 11 2008 18:25 GMT
#8
worst blog post I've ever read

but right on

gl / hf with that
Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
June 11 2008 18:28 GMT
#9
On June 12 2008 03:07 jello_biafra wrote:
When I was in school I used to constantly lean on the back two legs of the chairs, we had competitions to see who could keep it going the longest. Other than that I generally don't balance things lol


We did that too. Until a guy in the other class fell backwards and cracked his brains open :[
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
June 11 2008 18:30 GMT
#10
balancing is a way of life. You could balance for five seconds, you could balance for five minutes, but sooner or later, it will crumble and fall (or crack your brains open)
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
June 11 2008 18:45 GMT
#11
On June 12 2008 03:28 Elric_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 12 2008 03:07 jello_biafra wrote:
When I was in school I used to constantly lean on the back two legs of the chairs, we had competitions to see who could keep it going the longest. Other than that I generally don't balance things lol


We did that too. Until a guy in the other class fell backwards and cracked his brains open :[

Every day I tell a student about 500 times not to lean back in their chair :-/

I like balancing things that are rigged to be easy to balance, but look difficult to balance.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
gwho
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States632 Posts
June 11 2008 18:51 GMT
#12
funny blog.
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
June 11 2008 19:37 GMT
#13
On June 12 2008 03:28 Elric_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 12 2008 03:07 jello_biafra wrote:
When I was in school I used to constantly lean on the back two legs of the chairs, we had competitions to see who could keep it going the longest. Other than that I generally don't balance things lol


We did that too. Until a guy in the other class fell backwards and cracked his brains open :[

Ouch, teachers were always telling us that would happen but that didn't stop us. I guess you have to actually see it happen or have it happen to someone you know to actually take it onboard
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
BaDayOri
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)469 Posts
June 11 2008 19:47 GMT
#14
no
and no homo but you better show your boy respect, before the heck blow your head off like oral sex -CASSIDY
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
June 11 2008 19:48 GMT
#15
On June 12 2008 04:37 jello_biafra wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 12 2008 03:28 Elric_ wrote:
On June 12 2008 03:07 jello_biafra wrote:
When I was in school I used to constantly lean on the back two legs of the chairs, we had competitions to see who could keep it going the longest. Other than that I generally don't balance things lol


We did that too. Until a guy in the other class fell backwards and cracked his brains open :[

Ouch, teachers were always telling us that would happen but that didn't stop us. I guess you have to actually see it happen or have it happen to someone you know to actually take it onboard

It's all fun and games until someone loses a brain.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
June 11 2008 20:07 GMT
#16
"lol"

Try to balance w3 while you are at it.
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SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
June 11 2008 20:08 GMT
#17
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Solarian
Profile Joined June 2008
United States100 Posts
June 11 2008 21:28 GMT
#18
I once balanced every chair in this room at my high school on two legs when I was alone in it.

Class started, everyone walked in, and their faces were pretty much o_O.

Only porlbem was that many of the chairs were tipped over by them. I laughed my ass off, though.
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quirinus
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Croatia2489 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-11 21:45:34
June 11 2008 21:44 GMT
#19
I balance things rather often... like full or empty bottles, pencils, umbrellas, etc.
and I always lean on the last 2 legs of the chair.

try balancing a full bottle of 2l coke upside down!
or a short wood log.
on any one of your fingers. though the most epic balance is from on the mini finger or the thumb.

the shorter and heavier the item you try to balance is, the harder it is to balance, becouse once it leans too much on one side, it's hard to reverse it's momentum.
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Siefu
Profile Joined November 2004
Australia205 Posts
June 12 2008 05:30 GMT
#20
On June 12 2008 06:44 quirinus wrote:
the shorter and heavier the item you try to balance is, the harder it is to balance, becouse once it leans too much on one side, it's hard to reverse it's momentum.

Uhhh, aren't shorter and heavier items easier to balance. If my understanding of physics serves me correctly something that is heavy and tall is easier to tip over than something that is heavy and short? Hence why trucks/buses roll alot more often than F1 cars, which have a wide base of support and a low centre of gravity.
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