1) 2v2s on ICCup at D-Level are hilarious. I do some crazy all-in build and when it fails spectacular to a pair of two gates they use the word bad. As in, "you're bad." As opposed to, "OMG NOOB GTFO" which would be more expectant on the internet.
2) Some girls were trying to be dirty hos so I turned the tables on them and almost got them hooked up with a few of mein rather unattractive copains. No Homo. Well, maybe.
3) My house got lucky today and we're like in the one part of town that still has power. Screw you, storms.