Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas!

Zambrah

United States7393 Posts

December 25 2017 01:47 GMT

Why is the movie so fucking QUIET? Jesus, I mean every version I can find is all just quiet as sin. Or virtue. Christianity? Look, its fucking quiet, this movie is bad, and its the kind of bad that I think wants to shout to the Big Man in the Sky about how devouted to shit the movie is, but the damn volume is so low. Like, I plugged speakers in and maxed their volume and its still a really quiet movie.

Is Kirk Cameron fond of whispering? Is he trying to lull me into a false sense of security before attempting to impregnate me with his Christian membership? I don't know, he seems like that type.

I'm not sure if I'm grateful or not at the fact that I can't hear the movie, but for now I think I'm just going to have to say its a Christmas Miracle.

Zambrah

United States7393 Posts

December 25 2017 01:56 GMT

26:48 I gave up around hearing the vague suggestions of something about death and Jesus and burial spice or some shit, I dunno what Cameron is on, but I'm going to go get me some.

Archeon

3275 Posts

December 25 2017 02:44 GMT

play it with your smartphone, when I have headphones in I always wish I could reduce the minimum volume to 1% of the actual minimum volume.

On a more serious note headphones might actually help, especially in-ears are fairly loud compared to most speakers.

Zambrah

United States7393 Posts

December 25 2017 03:29 GMT

Thats a good idea, I dont have any in-ear headphones at the moment but I have the Overwatch Razer headset thing so Im sure thats got to have decent sound.

God, what am I doing, I'm actively doing work to watch Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas...

ninazerg

United States7291 Posts

December 25 2017 05:10 GMT

Why are you trying to watch it? Spoiler alert: people remember Jesus is the reason for the season and the day is saved once again, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls.

NoS-Craig

Australia3174 Posts

December 25 2017 05:55 GMT

I'll keep that in mind if I ever think about seeing that movie. Sounds like I need to give it a pass.

Zambrah

United States7393 Posts

December 25 2017 05:59 GMT

On December 25 2017 14:10 ninazerg wrote:
Why are you trying to watch it? Spoiler alert: people remember Jesus is the reason for the season and the day is saved once again, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls.

I want to gaze into the abyss and see if Kirk Cameron gazes back.

Nakajin

Canada8991 Posts

December 25 2017 21:19 GMT

But have you ever seen Kirk Cameron do the worm!? Or St-Nick beating infidel to death with his cane!? Or did you ever took time to see how your stack of gift look just like to skyline of Jerusalem!? Or two guys hiding their mouth with empty cup while a prerecorded conversation of the two of them play to make it look like they are the one talking!?
If you think it's just another christian Christmas movie, you are greatly mistaken my friend, because it's Kirk Cameron Saving Christmas and it's one of the great joy of Christmas.

I seriously can't recommend it enough to anyone who loves so bad it's good movie.

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