5/5 Unapologetic and provocative humorous literature.
On August 22 2015 21:11 Endymion wrote: sc2 needs more peruvians
sc2 needs more cats
On August 22 2015 20:12 opisska wrote: +1 star for "the excrement of a non-castrated male species of taurus" and that's about it honestly - you are mocking things that are so obviously bad that they don't even need to be mocked, moreover it's not very clear whether you actually don't use the mockery to hide (maybe even from yourself) the fact that you hold some of the opinions.
Would be more interested in hearing what you BW hardcores really think about LoTV.
On August 22 2015 20:12 opisska wrote: +1 star for "the excrement of a non-castrated male species of taurus" and that's about it honestly - you are mocking things that are so obviously bad that they don't even need to be mocked, moreover it's not very clear whether you actually don't use the mockery to hide (maybe even from yourself) the fact that you hold some of the opinions.
Would be more interested in hearing what you BW hardcores really think about LoTV.
At this point, most of us either got into SC2 or never will. LotV changes little either way.
On August 23 2015 01:06 FFW_Rude wrote: And calling out the poster 3 post after mine..
Unfriendly retort to your call-out, with insults directed at your family. Complaint about how ineffective mods are at policing this sort of thing.
After reading this blog I have understood that you have written a blog which expresses your opinion. I have no comment on that opinion or the content of this blog, but I feel the need to post in order demonstrate my participation in the content of these blogs.
Out of curiosity was there a motivation for this blog other than to make fun of darthcaesar's blog? Or is that specific formatting more common to LotV blogs than I realize?
On August 22 2015 20:12 opisska wrote: +1 star for "the excrement of a non-castrated male species of taurus" and that's about it honestly - you are mocking things that are so obviously bad that they don't even need to be mocked, moreover it's not very clear whether you actually don't use the mockery to hide (maybe even from yourself) the fact that you hold some of the opinions.
Would be more interested in hearing what you BW hardcores really think about LoTV.
There is so much wrong with your post. I'm just going to make a list.
I'm a 'BW hardcore'. I have no opinion of the expansion except that it's not Brood War. I'm tired of people telling me how "BW-like" it is.
Do you know how a 'fact' works? You can't make any assumption and declare it to be true, even if it is true, because it's still an assumption until you can prove it.
I don't hold these opinions.
You need to stop with this attitude of "This not funny and to see what you REALLY think through the masquerade of humor!!!"
On August 22 2015 21:11 Endymion wrote: sc2 needs more peruvians
On August 23 2015 04:50 ChristianS wrote: Out of curiosity was there a motivation for this blog other than to make fun of darthcaesar's blog? Or is that specific formatting more common to LotV blogs than I realize?
I've seen it a few times. Sometimes it's underlined instead of bolded.
On August 22 2015 20:12 opisska wrote: +1 star for "the excrement of a non-castrated male species of taurus" and that's about it honestly - you are mocking things that are so obviously bad that they don't even need to be mocked, moreover it's not very clear whether you actually don't use the mockery to hide (maybe even from yourself) the fact that you hold some of the opinions.
Would be more interested in hearing what you BW hardcores really think about LoTV.
There is so much wrong with your post. I'm just going to make a list.
I'm a 'BW hardcore'. I have no opinion of the expansion except that it's not Brood War. I'm tired of people telling me how "BW-like" it is.
Do you know how a 'fact' works? You can't make any assumption and declare it to be true, even if it is true, because it's still an assumption until you can prove it.
I don't hold these opinions.
You need to stop with this attitude of "This not funny and to see what you REALLY think through the masquerade of humor!!!"
On August 22 2015 21:11 Endymion wrote: sc2 needs more peruvians
Endyman, leave the Peruvians alone.
I have been told that stereotyping people is a wrong thing, however it was by a strager on the internet so why should I care. It is really impressive how you "old TL folk" behave similarly, for example this is about the tenth time some of you told me what I need to do. Do you hold secret meetings to coordinate, or does it come completely natural?
Mind you I am not a native speaker, so I may have used a wrong formulation. I never wanted to pose that "you hold these opinions = fact", but that if you may or may not hold these opinions, however your post doesn't make it remotely clear which one is the case and that should you be holding them, you might as well be using mockery to hide that. What other noun than fact would be more apropriate in the sentence at hand?
For someone having no opinion of LoTV, you have surely gone to a length mocking people who do.
last chance, blizzard. this is your last chance. if you mess up again by not implementing my suggestions, your chances will have run out. no longer will i allow myself to be david browdered and dustin kimmed by design ideas contrary to my own
if lotv does not fix the things, i will do the thing. this thing will destroy your company. you must comply. also stop making hearthstone because cards make me feel uncomfortable
They should have copied BW's winning strategy and ended after 1 expansion! BW has only 1 expansions so it is more like HoTS. Thats why in BW there were awesome players like BoXer and REACH, and Grrrr.... Now they have another epansion and the game has 0% hope of survival past -1 years.
On August 22 2015 20:12 opisska wrote: +1 star for "the excrement of a non-castrated male species of taurus" and that's about it honestly - you are mocking things that are so obviously bad that they don't even need to be mocked, moreover it's not very clear whether you actually don't use the mockery to hide (maybe even from yourself) the fact that you hold some of the opinions.
Would be more interested in hearing what you BW hardcores really think about LoTV.
There is so much wrong with your post. I'm just going to make a list.
I'm a 'BW hardcore'. I have no opinion of the expansion except that it's not Brood War. I'm tired of people telling me how "BW-like" it is.
Do you know how a 'fact' works? You can't make any assumption and declare it to be true, even if it is true, because it's still an assumption until you can prove it.
I don't hold these opinions.
You need to stop with this attitude of "This not funny and to see what you REALLY think through the masquerade of humor!!!"
On August 22 2015 21:11 Endymion wrote: sc2 needs more peruvians
Endyman, leave the Peruvians alone.
I have been told that stereotyping people is a wrong thing, however it was by a strager on the internet so why should I care. It is really impressive how you "old TL folk" behave similarly, for example this is about the tenth time some of you told me what I need to do. Do you hold secret meetings to coordinate, or does it come completely natural?
My official statement is that there are no secret meetings, and what you saw may have been a weather balloon or simply the planet Venus.
Mind you I am not a native speaker, so I may have used a wrong formulation.
You absolutely did use the incorrect alliteration, as your allegations are based solely on assumptions, and while "the fact is" may very well be a colloquialism used to reinforce a claim through hyperbole, it remains expressly incorrect when dealing with assumptions.
I never wanted to pose that "you hold these opinions = fact", but that if you may or may not hold these opinions, however your post doesn't make it remotely clear which one is the case and that should you be holding them, you might as well be using mockery to hide that. What other noun than fact would be more apropriate in the sentence at hand?
Normally, I don't tell people how they ought to speak, but since you asked, I'll say this: You appear to be very easily annoyed, and I get the impression that you sometimes may take certain subjects too personally. However (assuming that this is the case), you probably aren't psychic, and cannot presume to know what I am thinking. Perhaps you could use something like "My presumption is..." or perhaps, "It feels to me that..." or even "I would venture to guess..."
For someone having no opinion of LoTV, you have surely gone to a length mocking people who do.
Well, it's not a Legacy of the Void thing. Posts concerning peoples' opinions on SC2 are actually not a new thing, believe it or not. One of the very best voiced opinions was qxc's "Blizzard is doing the ghost nerf wrong" blog, where he was very thorough in his presentation. It was not bland. It was not misinformed. It was logical and well thought-out. I could say the same for that 'double harvest' post. Very good stuff.
And you should know this as well, if you don't already: balance discussion/whine is not limited to SC2. It's something I see a lot elsewhere. Since this is a StarCraft-based website, I think the best humor to use here would be one that would be better understood by the users of this site. That being said, I am not 'mocking' any one person specifically or personally. I am also not mocking SC2 or LotV. I have, however, been vocal and critical of the whiners in the SC2 community, especially those who are posting as an emotional response to their discontent with the game.
On August 23 2015 08:53 puppykiller wrote: They should have copied BW's winning strategy and ended after 1 expansion! BW has only 1 expansions so it is more like HoTS. Thats why in BW there were awesome players like BoXer and REACH, and Grrrr.... Now they have another epansion and the game has 0% hope of survival past -1 years.
On August 22 2015 20:12 opisska wrote: +1 star for "the excrement of a non-castrated male species of taurus" and that's about it honestly - you are mocking things that are so obviously bad that they don't even need to be mocked, moreover it's not very clear whether you actually don't use the mockery to hide (maybe even from yourself) the fact that you hold some of the opinions.
Would be more interested in hearing what you BW hardcores really think about LoTV.
There is so much wrong with your post. I'm just going to make a list.
I'm a 'BW hardcore'. I have no opinion of the expansion except that it's not Brood War. I'm tired of people telling me how "BW-like" it is.
Do you know how a 'fact' works? You can't make any assumption and declare it to be true, even if it is true, because it's still an assumption until you can prove it.
I don't hold these opinions.
You need to stop with this attitude of "This not funny and to see what you REALLY think through the masquerade of humor!!!"
On August 22 2015 21:11 Endymion wrote: sc2 needs more peruvians
Endyman, leave the Peruvians alone.
I have been told that stereotyping people is a wrong thing, however it was by a strager on the internet so why should I care. It is really impressive how you "old TL folk" behave similarly, for example this is about the tenth time some of you told me what I need to do. Do you hold secret meetings to coordinate, or does it come completely natural?
My official statement is that there are no secret meetings, and what you saw may have been a weather balloon or simply the planet Venus.
Mind you I am not a native speaker, so I may have used a wrong formulation.
You absolutely did use the incorrect alliteration, as your allegations are based solely on assumptions, and while "the fact is" may very well be a colloquialism used to reinforce a claim through hyperbole, it remains expressly incorrect when dealing with assumptions.
I never wanted to pose that "you hold these opinions = fact", but that if you may or may not hold these opinions, however your post doesn't make it remotely clear which one is the case and that should you be holding them, you might as well be using mockery to hide that. What other noun than fact would be more apropriate in the sentence at hand?
Normally, I don't tell people how they ought to speak, but since you asked, I'll say this: You appear to be very easily annoyed, and I get the impression that you sometimes may take certain subjects too personally. However (assuming that this is the case), you probably aren't psychic, and cannot presume to know what I am thinking. Perhaps you could use something like "My presumption is..." or perhaps, "It feels to me that..." or even "I would venture to guess..."
For someone having no opinion of LoTV, you have surely gone to a length mocking people who do.
Well, it's not a Legacy of the Void thing. Posts concerning peoples' opinions on SC2 are actually not a new thing, believe it or not. One of the very best voiced opinions was qxc's "Blizzard is doing the ghost nerf wrong" blog, where he was very thorough in his presentation. It was not bland. It was not misinformed. It was logical and well thought-out. I could say the same for that 'double harvest' post. Very good stuff.
And you should know this as well, if you don't already: balance discussion/whine is not limited to SC2. It's something I see a lot elsewhere. Since this is a StarCraft-based website, I think the best humor to use here would be one that would be better understood by the users of this site. That being said, I am not 'mocking' any one person specifically or personally. I am also not mocking SC2 or LotV. I have, however, been vocal and critical of the whiners in the SC2 community, especially those who are posting as an emotional response to their discontent with the game.
my favorite part is that everyone represents the entire community. every single lotv thread you see someone say "they're trolling us, they have no idea what they're doing" and someone immediately after declaring that they're finally listening and fixing the game's biggest problems, and both posters will act like they're heralding the zeitgeist of the starcraft scene. everyone came up with their own convoluted economic model and decided that it specifically is the obvious solution to everything. there's zero humility or respect
as much as i find the starbow community obnoxious, they at least took action to try designing the game they wanted instead of incessantly crying and dehumanizing the dev team because they're bad at playing against forcefields
On August 23 2015 08:53 puppykiller wrote: They should have copied BW's winning strategy and ended after 1 expansion! BW has only 1 expansions so it is more like HoTS. Thats why in BW there were awesome players like BoXer and REACH, and Grrrr.... Now they have another epansion and the game has 0% hope of survival past -1 years.
On August 23 2015 08:53 puppykiller wrote: They should have copied BW's winning strategy and ended after 1 expansion! BW has only 1 expansions so it is more like HoTS. Thats why in BW there were awesome players like BoXer and REACH, and Grrrr.... Now they have another epansion and the game has 0% hope of survival past -1 years.
I blame Bizzard!
I blame Garena.
You should be blaming the patriarchy!
I do, but I believe the Patriarchy may be working for Garena.
On August 23 2015 08:53 puppykiller wrote: They should have copied BW's winning strategy and ended after 1 expansion! BW has only 1 expansions so it is more like HoTS. Thats why in BW there were awesome players like BoXer and REACH, and Grrrr.... Now they have another epansion and the game has 0% hope of survival past -1 years.
I blame Bizzard!
I blame Garena.
You should be blaming the patriarchy!
I do, but I believe the Patriarchy may be working for Garena.
It is the Brotherhood of Nod making you think it is Garena with the Patriarchy working under them. It is no coincidence that Dustin Browder used to work for Westwood, the makers of C&C. Nor, is it a coincidence that both Browder and Kane are both bald.. nor is it a coincidence that Browder is sculpting his body and face to become in effect a stand-in or body-double for the leader of Nod.
every year Dustin Browder looks more and more like the leader of Nod.
The Starcraft franchise is being eroded from within by a secret double agent who seeks to return Kane, Nod and Tiberium as the pre-eminent pillars of the RTS Genre.
here is a secret conversation that happened within Blizzard between CEO Mike Morhaime and ATVI top dog Robert Kotick...
"with respect ... perhaps this is a man you don't fully understand either ..." "some men aren't looking for anything logical like money. .. they can't be bought , bullied, bargained or negotiated with ..." "some men... just want to watch the Starcraft franchise burn...."
i won't tell you who said which line... i'll leave that to my next post.
EPT
