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Jerubaal
United States7684 Posts
On August 27 2013 10:47 MountainDewJunkie wrote: That's an actual deal from Subway right now, you know You get six inches less meat (so to speak) but get about 12 cents worth of carbonation and corn syrup So...you don't like soft drinks? | ||
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Ikidomari
Australia485 Posts
On August 27 2013 07:54 a_flayer wrote: I totally went "HAH!" when I finshed the part where she finally asked you out. I want to read the next chapter in this story. And of course the ending where you bury her in your backyard. I don't know how she would end up dead in my back yard, but if that's the ending you want to read about, i'll write the middle of the story right now! + Show Spoiler + story is a lie+ Show Spoiler + extremely nsfw are you sure you want to click this?+ Show Spoiler + don't say I didn't warn you, if you're offended by rape stop reading now+ Show Spoiler + Ultimate Guide on how to get a girl to like you, AND make her stay faithful to you forever. Step 1: Find out that a girl has a crush on you. she can be a friend, a classmate, a workmate, or someone you see at least once a week Step 2: Buy a ski mask, and if you're a sissy buy an object to threaten her with Step 3: Find out if there's a time when she'll be alone at night in the city or something Step 4: Put on Ski mask, assault her, drag her somewhere out of public view and forcibly do the dirty. Step 5: leave without saying it was you, make sure you leave no evidence that could be used against you at the scene. --you probably won't see her again for at least a week, this is important because you need to be able to "notice she's been gone"-- Step 6: On her return, act genuinely concerned about where she's been, be as friendly as possible --If all goes well, she will become your friend, and eventually after a while tell you about what happened to her-- Step 7: Be as understanding as possible about her situation, it's not her fault etc Step 8: "how could anyone ever want to date me? I'm impure, damaged goods etcetcetc" say that you love her no matter what, it's not her fault, ask her on a date (note that this step is several weeks-months down the track) Step 9: Congratulations, you now have a girl who is entirely Dependant on you for emotional support! basically this is what I'll do to subway girl if the 1st date goes anything short of excellent, and obviously if she finds out it was me, that's how she ends up in my backyard + Show Spoiler + I DID NOT THINK OF THIS MYSELF, IT'S COPYPASTA, I DON'T HAVE THAT SICK OF A MIND p.s. to the canadian who asked if we've met, I don't know, and I definitely don't know why you bolded the bit about "Chad Thundercock" \: p.p.s. to the Australian asking where I live.. about 30 minutes from perth in WA | ||
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dAPhREAk
Nauru12397 Posts
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Ikidomari
Australia485 Posts
On August 27 2013 03:53 crayhasissues wrote: I'm assuming you haven't been on many dates in your life, judging by how you flirted with her for months and had to wait for her to ask you out. Just be yourself. Don't create a version of yourself that doesn't exist. If you do, she will probably be disappointed in the future. As far as conversations go, it really just depends on your personality as to what you'll end up talking about. Try to listen to her as much as you can, and give thoughtful responses. Be polite and for Flash's sake don't let it go to topics that are a "no-no" (think ex's, other girls that she can be jealous of, etc). Go at your own pace and don't jump to any conclusions about her. Above advice in the thread is solid. Best of luck my friend. "judging by how you flirted with her for months and had to wait for her to ask you out" Naw, man. I didn't flirt for months, I was polite for months, like I am to everyone, and I also failed to notice HER flirting, which is different. I didn't even see her as someone I would consider dating until she asked me out. it's possible to just be friendly with a girl without other motives ^_^ | ||
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babylon
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Ikidomari
Australia485 Posts
On August 27 2013 13:07 babylon wrote: He bolded the bit about Chad Thundercock because his username is chadissilent (and it is likely his actual name is Chad). So just a joke about being alpha pimp extraordinaire. aaaaaaahh thanks, i literally woke up and responded, was too dopey to get it | ||
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tili
United States1332 Posts
 Agreed with dressing casual but clean. Simple colors look confident and not flashy (grey, blue, black, white, etc.) | ||
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puppykiller
United States3137 Posts
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Cyber_Cheese
Australia3615 Posts
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Capped
United Kingdom7236 Posts
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Dagobert
Netherlands1858 Posts
Everybody loves to talk about themselves. Especially girls who ask guys out. | ||
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ReignSupreme.
Australia4123 Posts
But good work OP, you clearly arent completely socially retarded judging by the fact you maintained conversation with a female | ||
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Serpest
United States603 Posts
On August 27 2013 15:55 Capped wrote: but not Anal. Sorry, are you saying they're not anal talking about sex or they're not okay with being anal or they're not okay with anal sex. Just want to clarify, in case of the situation where OP's tentative girl is adventurous. Lol, OP should totally go in adventure time costume. Disregard spoiler, me trying to be funny but failing. OP, since you've broadcasted your sitcom to TL, you better give us the episode minutes asap. And GL (be a man, not a pimp.) | ||
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Jasarn
Australia101 Posts
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iSiN
United States1075 Posts
Most importantly don't talk about yourself the whole time try to make the conversation as much about you learning about her as the other way around. | ||
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Rollin
Australia1552 Posts
On August 27 2013 11:20 Ikidomari wrote: p.p.s. to the Australian asking where I live.. about 30 minutes from perth in WA Do you go to Curtin Uni too? :D. If so we should totally hang out sometime. I live around the engineering section the days that I can be fucked going to uni  . | ||
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Ikidomari
Australia485 Posts
On August 27 2013 19:16 Jasarn wrote: OP... do you misc? do I what? sorry. Is misc short of miscellaneous? because if it is, I don't understand the question D: | ||
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Ikidomari
Australia485 Posts
On August 27 2013 18:49 Serpest wrote: + Show Spoiler + On August 27 2013 15:55 Capped wrote: but not Anal. Sorry, are you saying they're not anal talking about sex or they're not okay with being anal or they're not okay with anal sex. Just want to clarify, in case of the situation where OP's tentative girl is adventurous. Lol, OP should totally go in adventure time costume. Disregard spoiler, me trying to be funny but failing. OP, since you've broadcasted your sitcom to TL, you better give us the episode minutes asap. And GL (be a man, not a pimp.) It's okay Serpest I get your jokes :3 and If I owned an adventure time costume, I would probably + Show Spoiler + wonder what the turning point was, in me losing control of my life | ||
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unkkz
Norway2196 Posts
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a_flayer
Netherlands2826 Posts
On August 27 2013 11:20 Ikidomari wrote: Thanks to everyone offering advice on what to talk about! it's too much effort to quote you all, but I do appreciate it. fortunately I'm not so socially inept that I don't know how to talk to girls. I don't know how she would end up dead in my back yard, but if that's the ending you want to read about, i'll write the middle of the story right now! + Show Spoiler + story is a lie+ Show Spoiler + extremely nsfw are you sure you want to click this?+ Show Spoiler + don't say I didn't warn you, if you're offended by rape stop reading now+ Show Spoiler + Ultimate Guide on how to get a girl to like you, AND make her stay faithful to you forever. Step 1: Find out that a girl has a crush on you. she can be a friend, a classmate, a workmate, or someone you see at least once a week Step 2: Buy a ski mask, and if you're a sissy buy an object to threaten her with Step 3: Find out if there's a time when she'll be alone at night in the city or something Step 4: Put on Ski mask, assault her, drag her somewhere out of public view and forcibly do the dirty. Step 5: leave without saying it was you, make sure you leave no evidence that could be used against you at the scene. --you probably won't see her again for at least a week, this is important because you need to be able to "notice she's been gone"-- Step 6: On her return, act genuinely concerned about where she's been, be as friendly as possible --If all goes well, she will become your friend, and eventually after a while tell you about what happened to her-- Step 7: Be as understanding as possible about her situation, it's not her fault etc Step 8: "how could anyone ever want to date me? I'm impure, damaged goods etcetcetc" say that you love her no matter what, it's not her fault, ask her on a date (note that this step is several weeks-months down the track) Step 9: Congratulations, you now have a girl who is entirely Dependant on you for emotional support! basically this is what I'll do to subway girl if the 1st date goes anything short of excellent, and obviously if she finds out it was me, that's how she ends up in my backyard + Show Spoiler + I DID NOT THINK OF THIS MYSELF, IT'S COPYPASTA, I DON'T HAVE THAT SICK OF A MIND p.s. to the canadian who asked if we've met, I don't know, and I definitely don't know why you bolded the bit about "Chad Thundercock" \: p.p.s. to the Australian asking where I live.. about 30 minutes from perth in WA Don't all relationships end this way...? Did I do something wrong? | ||
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