EPTI can't believe you gave her oral while she's on her period...jesus that's gross..
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GhostOwl
766 Posts
I can't believe you gave her oral while she's on her period...jesus that's gross.. | ||
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Shady Sands
United States4021 Posts
also are you in beijing? | ||
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Japhybaby
Canada301 Posts
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QuanticHawk
United States32164 Posts
On July 10 2013 20:18 GhostOwl wrote: lol I would never cum inside a girl, regardless of period, because that shit is dangerous. Some people even say that period is the time when the girl is most fertile..so idk. My ex was on pills for a long time so I got to cum inside a lot, and it does feel great, but I actually prefer a condom these days /w my current gf because it makes me last a lot longer I can't believe you gave her oral while she's on her period...jesus that's gross.. I cant believe it took til p5 for someone to tell the op he is a drunk retard hahahahahahahahahahaha jesus. This might be the biggest train wreck of a blog ever good lord. Fun fact: stds take at least several weeks to show up, and ones like HPV you wont ever know you have until you get dick warts or dick cancer because you can't test for guys! Yay! Also, girls absolutely can get pregnant on their period, as this dude said, and unless she really really know her ovulation schedule, it is pretty much Russian roulette. Chances are, a drunkard bar girl who lets you go down on her on her period and raw dog her within 24 hours of meeting her hasn't the slightest clue about that. And you're also probably not the first one to get up in there under similar circumstances On the bright side, now that you both likely have disease ridden genitals, you're kinda bound by each other! This sounds like the start of beautiful relationship. Cheers! | ||
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Japhybaby
Canada301 Posts
On July 11 2013 01:19 QuanticHawk wrote: I cant believe it took til p5 for someone to tell the op he is a drunk retard hahahahahahahahahahaha jesus. This might be the biggest train wreck of a blog ever good lord. Fun fact: stds take at least several weeks to show up, and ones like HPV you wont ever know you have until you get dick warts or dick cancer because you can't test for guys! Yay! Also, girls absolutely can get pregnant on their period, as this dude said, and unless she really really know her ovulation schedule, it is pretty much Russian roulette. Chances are, a drunkard bar girl who lets you go down on her on her period and raw dog her within 24 hours of meeting her hasn't the slightest clue about that. And you're also probably not the first one to get up in there under similar circumstances On the bright side, now that you both likely have disease ridden genitals, you're kinda bound by each other! This sounds like the start of beautiful relationship. Cheers! How does one get a proper sex education, with aspects of biology, preventitive medicine and pragmatic advice? | ||
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PassiveAce
United States18076 Posts
On July 11 2013 01:29 Japhybaby wrote: How does one get a proper sex education, with aspects of biology, preventitive medicine and pragmatic advice? 6th grade Health class. we had this box that you could put anonymous questions in. That's how i found out what a Rusty Trombone is. Our teacher actually looked it up on google in class. | ||
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Japhybaby
Canada301 Posts
On July 11 2013 01:41 PassiveAce wrote: 6th grade Health class. we had this box that you could put anonymous questions in. That's how i found out what a Rusty Trombone is. Our teacher actually looked it up on google in class. lmao, I learned that by talking to my buddies. The inpracticality of such knowledge, the fact that he probably read it off urbandictionary, all goes to show what a joke sex education is. | ||
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PassiveAce
United States18076 Posts
was even funnier | ||
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Aerisky
United States12129 Posts
Oral on her period sounds pretty horrifying though T.T | ||
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wingpawn
Poland1342 Posts
Too good to be true but if it's true with Charlie Sheen, it can probably be with you as well. After that piss-drinking, I was sort of expecting this either go to where you two decide on an extreme winter mountain climbing in Tibet or where she pulls out a drill and cracks your skull open to relieve sudden intracranial pressure that was caused by your serious underlying health condition. So you've disappointed me in a positive way. The real happy ending, though will be when you two get the opportunity to have a bloodbath sex next month. | ||
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B.I.G.
3251 Posts
Sounds like a perfect start to a relationship to me. | ||
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HardlyNever
United States1258 Posts
On July 11 2013 02:13 Aerisky wrote: I'm still interested in pics of you and the girl :o Oral on her period sounds pretty horrifying though T.T http://www.red-wings.com/earn.html Get your street cred up. | ||
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musai
Canada552 Posts
Oh God. Everything else was 5/5 though lol. | ||
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Capped
United Kingdom7236 Posts
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docvoc
United States5491 Posts
On July 11 2013 15:39 Capped wrote: TL Never lets me down. Wtf rofl How is his grammar worse when he is sober than when he's drunk. Actually, better question, WHY? | ||
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kidleaderr
368 Posts
we need an ip check on this fellas. | ||
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EngrishTeacher
Canada1109 Posts
Anyway, Im noit gunna ramble on again, but I will sayy this, I fucking toally scored some totally awesome "special mind tactics" tonight,d the empathy and fucking absolute PURE euphoria is overfuckingwhelmingg as FUCKK. Ok i will ramble on just a bit here: Some personal thoughts on "substance" usage: 1. Do as much research as you possible can, from as many sources as you can, before you try anything. Trust me, you will NOT regret this piece of advice, whether for enhancing the experience or just for safety purposes, the mind, the setting, fucking knowledfge is power. 2. Damn holy fucking shittt. Honestly u know wat, i feel REALLy sorry for ppl who has never tried any substance harder than alcohol ciggarettes. I'm gunna takl about responsiblee and sustainable substance use, but for now, lemme just sayy hoooooooooooolllllllllllllllyyyyyyyy FUCKKKKKKKKKKK SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT, how the mind can derive SOOOOOOOOOO MUCHHHHHHHHHHH fucking pleasure from a chemical is utterly fuckinnng ungooooooooooodly. What I'm feeling right nowww, although once I baselineee I won't remember it (because I wont be able to, euphoriaa is only evident when you feel it lool, i dunnno if that makess any sensese), the feeeeling right naw is just fuckingggg mind-bllowing. I'mmm having sooooooo much trouble trying to describle just how fuccking esxtatic I feel, but fuck, just trrry to paint this picttture - imagine your besttt orgasm X 234234652 in intensity and X 100 in duration. Yah, u onlyyy livee once, like my friend aaron told me, I'm only live once mathafauka!, so I'm heree for a good time, not a LONGGGG time yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. try to conitnue this bloggg when I get a bit moreee sober, once my fuckinng serentonin and dopamine receptators have rechargesed to conntinue my really needed talkk about susbstances, the good abouttt it, athe bad about itt, everything that I love about ittt andd how to enjooy it on a long term in aa responsible way... .. Imma enddd wit this: "ddrugs are bad m'kay? but sometime,s used ressponbisibly in a disciplineeed mannner, can be so good. sooo fucking goood. you'llll regreeet it , you would neever have lived, if you'vee never trried anythtthing hardeer thanbooze and cigs. Youu only liev once,, makee the mosttt3 of i,t, like mmy verrry good psychonauttic friend aaron says: YOLO)! moatherfuckaa, I'm heeere for a good timee, not a lnog time. Fuck it, and just leet it goo." Yahhhhhhh!&^&(*(**(*(***%%^*&(&%*^& I'm soo fucccking overwhelmmmed with utter and insannnnne amounnts of euhphoriaa its not eveeen fucking funny. HOLYY FCUKKING SHIT< 3. yah anyway, what the fuckkk, I cannnottttttttttttttttttt249879y523859 for the life of me form a cohereent seteneence LOL!LLLLLLl, so fuckkkkkkkkkkkk itttttttttttt, illlll continue or a t tleast | ||
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PassiveAce
United States18076 Posts
The best argument iv ever seen against drugs is your spelling and grammar here lol | ||
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EngrishTeacher
Canada1109 Posts
On July 15 2013 00:39 PassiveAce wrote: Cocaines a hell of a drug The best argument iv ever seen against drugs is your spelling and grammar here lol Dudde, u have no fucking ideaa. Dunno if uv everr droowned in tish much pure trainwreaaking esctassy, but fuckkk, honestyl liek I ccuold prolly fccuk a hoobo in hiss bawls right naow and fuckccking enjooy it. LOL annnnnnnnyyway immm reading some statisttic textbook and thiss fuckingg shit is sooo minddblow, ing, how the FUCK did thiese mathamaticans came up witht tthis fuckcking shit is beyond me holy fuccking shit matth is awesomee holy fuck shit holly fucking shitt i fucking loveee it the fucking mind expansion the euphoria the fucking utter fucking feeel goood is too mcuhh. ' fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!U*Y&^%^$%#$^*&_()$#%$%^&*&^$^%*^7 tripppiknnnn ballls now, gggoing into ananhother dimeensiozn, ima fcucking try to descvribbe it jusstt a bit itss so hard ttrrysing to stayyy heere wit chout comepletelyy losssing my seeense fo self, but fuckkkkkkk treees, talltreees, beautiful, shieelding, warmth. walkkking beside a stream, fisshses in it, itt smilesss at me, HOLY FUCKIGN SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Everrrything meltting. thje colorsss, the fucking colorrs, man, i'm hittt so hardd, fuckinng ass rammed by this shttt. | ||
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EngrishTeacher
Canada1109 Posts
i jsust smoked liek half a cigg..... the wrrrong way. i was wondedering whyyy it keept going out lol fuck ughh the cotton taste is fuckingg grosss as fuck | ||
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