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GhostOwl
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
766 Posts
July 10 2013 11:18 GMT
#81
lol I would never cum inside a girl, regardless of period, because that shit is dangerous. Some people even say that period is the time when the girl is most fertile..so idk. My ex was on pills for a long time so I got to cum inside a lot, and it does feel great, but I actually prefer a condom these days /w my current gf because it makes me last a lot longer

I can't believe you gave her oral while she's on her period...jesus that's gross..

Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
July 10 2013 11:55 GMT
#82
pics, nao

also are you in beijing?
Что?
Japhybaby
Profile Blog Joined February 2013
Canada301 Posts
July 10 2013 15:42 GMT
#83
OH man! I thought thou did compare thy package to a dolphin when thou didst say "to lubricate the porpoise"
hold on! i'm callin' you back to the pool, and we'll dazzle them all!
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
July 10 2013 16:19 GMT
#84
On July 10 2013 20:18 GhostOwl wrote:
lol I would never cum inside a girl, regardless of period, because that shit is dangerous. Some people even say that period is the time when the girl is most fertile..so idk. My ex was on pills for a long time so I got to cum inside a lot, and it does feel great, but I actually prefer a condom these days /w my current gf because it makes me last a lot longer

I can't believe you gave her oral while she's on her period...jesus that's gross..



I cant believe it took til p5 for someone to tell the op he is a drunk retard hahahahahahahahahahaha jesus. This might be the biggest train wreck of a blog ever good lord.

Fun fact: stds take at least several weeks to show up, and ones like HPV you wont ever know you have until you get dick warts or dick cancer because you can't test for guys! Yay!

Also, girls absolutely can get pregnant on their period, as this dude said, and unless she really really know her ovulation schedule, it is pretty much Russian roulette. Chances are, a drunkard bar girl who lets you go down on her on her period and raw dog her within 24 hours of meeting her hasn't the slightest clue about that. And you're also probably not the first one to get up in there under similar circumstances

On the bright side, now that you both likely have disease ridden genitals, you're kinda bound by each other!

This sounds like the start of beautiful relationship.

Cheers!
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
Japhybaby
Profile Blog Joined February 2013
Canada301 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-10 16:29:53
July 10 2013 16:29 GMT
#85
On July 11 2013 01:19 QuanticHawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 10 2013 20:18 GhostOwl wrote:
lol I would never cum inside a girl, regardless of period, because that shit is dangerous. Some people even say that period is the time when the girl is most fertile..so idk. My ex was on pills for a long time so I got to cum inside a lot, and it does feel great, but I actually prefer a condom these days /w my current gf because it makes me last a lot longer

I can't believe you gave her oral while she's on her period...jesus that's gross..



I cant believe it took til p5 for someone to tell the op he is a drunk retard hahahahahahahahahahaha jesus. This might be the biggest train wreck of a blog ever good lord.

Fun fact: stds take at least several weeks to show up, and ones like HPV you wont ever know you have until you get dick warts or dick cancer because you can't test for guys! Yay!

Also, girls absolutely can get pregnant on their period, as this dude said, and unless she really really know her ovulation schedule, it is pretty much Russian roulette. Chances are, a drunkard bar girl who lets you go down on her on her period and raw dog her within 24 hours of meeting her hasn't the slightest clue about that. And you're also probably not the first one to get up in there under similar circumstances

On the bright side, now that you both likely have disease ridden genitals, you're kinda bound by each other!

This sounds like the start of beautiful relationship.



Cheers!



How does one get a proper sex education, with aspects of biology, preventitive medicine and pragmatic advice?
hold on! i'm callin' you back to the pool, and we'll dazzle them all!
PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-10 16:42:27
July 10 2013 16:41 GMT
#86
On July 11 2013 01:29 Japhybaby wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 11 2013 01:19 QuanticHawk wrote:
On July 10 2013 20:18 GhostOwl wrote:
lol I would never cum inside a girl, regardless of period, because that shit is dangerous. Some people even say that period is the time when the girl is most fertile..so idk. My ex was on pills for a long time so I got to cum inside a lot, and it does feel great, but I actually prefer a condom these days /w my current gf because it makes me last a lot longer

I can't believe you gave her oral while she's on her period...jesus that's gross..



I cant believe it took til p5 for someone to tell the op he is a drunk retard hahahahahahahahahahaha jesus. This might be the biggest train wreck of a blog ever good lord.

Fun fact: stds take at least several weeks to show up, and ones like HPV you wont ever know you have until you get dick warts or dick cancer because you can't test for guys! Yay!

Also, girls absolutely can get pregnant on their period, as this dude said, and unless she really really know her ovulation schedule, it is pretty much Russian roulette. Chances are, a drunkard bar girl who lets you go down on her on her period and raw dog her within 24 hours of meeting her hasn't the slightest clue about that. And you're also probably not the first one to get up in there under similar circumstances

On the bright side, now that you both likely have disease ridden genitals, you're kinda bound by each other!

This sounds like the start of beautiful relationship.



Cheers!



How does one get a proper sex education, with aspects of biology, preventitive medicine and pragmatic advice?

6th grade Health class.

we had this box that you could put anonymous questions in. That's how i found out what a Rusty Trombone is. Our teacher actually looked it up on google in class.
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
Japhybaby
Profile Blog Joined February 2013
Canada301 Posts
July 10 2013 16:58 GMT
#87
On July 11 2013 01:41 PassiveAce wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 11 2013 01:29 Japhybaby wrote:
On July 11 2013 01:19 QuanticHawk wrote:
On July 10 2013 20:18 GhostOwl wrote:
lol I would never cum inside a girl, regardless of period, because that shit is dangerous. Some people even say that period is the time when the girl is most fertile..so idk. My ex was on pills for a long time so I got to cum inside a lot, and it does feel great, but I actually prefer a condom these days /w my current gf because it makes me last a lot longer

I can't believe you gave her oral while she's on her period...jesus that's gross..



I cant believe it took til p5 for someone to tell the op he is a drunk retard hahahahahahahahahahaha jesus. This might be the biggest train wreck of a blog ever good lord.

Fun fact: stds take at least several weeks to show up, and ones like HPV you wont ever know you have until you get dick warts or dick cancer because you can't test for guys! Yay!

Also, girls absolutely can get pregnant on their period, as this dude said, and unless she really really know her ovulation schedule, it is pretty much Russian roulette. Chances are, a drunkard bar girl who lets you go down on her on her period and raw dog her within 24 hours of meeting her hasn't the slightest clue about that. And you're also probably not the first one to get up in there under similar circumstances

On the bright side, now that you both likely have disease ridden genitals, you're kinda bound by each other!

This sounds like the start of beautiful relationship.



Cheers!



How does one get a proper sex education, with aspects of biology, preventitive medicine and pragmatic advice?

6th grade Health class.

we had this box that you could put anonymous questions in. That's how i found out what a Rusty Trombone is. Our teacher actually looked it up on google in class.


lmao, I learned that by talking to my buddies. The inpracticality of such knowledge, the fact that he probably read it off urbandictionary, all goes to show what a joke sex education is.
hold on! i'm callin' you back to the pool, and we'll dazzle them all!
PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
July 10 2013 16:59 GMT
#88
*she.
was even funnier
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
July 10 2013 17:13 GMT
#89
I'm still interested in pics of you and the girl :o

Oral on her period sounds pretty horrifying though T.T
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
wingpawn
Profile Blog Joined June 2013
Poland1342 Posts
July 10 2013 19:55 GMT
#90
Holy shit... It was like reading Charlie Sheen's diary. + Show Spoiler +
Too good to be true but if it's true with Charlie Sheen, it can probably be with you as well.


After that piss-drinking, I was sort of expecting this either go to where you two decide on an extreme winter mountain climbing in Tibet or where she pulls out a drill and cracks your skull open to relieve sudden intracranial pressure that was caused by your serious underlying health condition. So you've disappointed me in a positive way.

The real happy ending, though will be when you two get the opportunity to have a bloodbath sex next month.
B.I.G.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
3251 Posts
July 11 2013 02:35 GMT
#91
She drank your piss and you slurped down her menstruation goo.

Sounds like a perfect start to a relationship to me.
HardlyNever
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States1258 Posts
July 11 2013 03:56 GMT
#92
On July 11 2013 02:13 Aerisky wrote:
I'm still interested in pics of you and the girl :o

Oral on her period sounds pretty horrifying though T.T


http://www.red-wings.com/earn.html

Get your street cred up.
Out there, the Kid learned to fend for himself. Learned to build. Learned to break.
musai
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada552 Posts
July 11 2013 06:11 GMT
#93
"I made her came twice with orall sex"

Oh God. Everything else was 5/5 though lol.
Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
July 11 2013 06:39 GMT
#94
TL Never lets me down. Wtf rofl
Useless wet fish.
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
July 12 2013 03:26 GMT
#95
On July 11 2013 15:39 Capped wrote:
TL Never lets me down. Wtf rofl

How is his grammar worse when he is sober than when he's drunk. Actually, better question, WHY?
User was warned for too many mimes.
kidleaderr
Profile Joined April 2013
367 Posts
July 14 2013 11:54 GMT
#96
does anyone remember dream)xero's girl blogs?

we need an ip check on this fellas.
EngrishTeacher
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
Canada1109 Posts
July 14 2013 15:37 GMT
#97
Hi guys, I just wanted to thank Musai here, who gifted me with 1 months of TL+ which has been awesome. It's not so much teh value added-on shit like no-ads and TL only forum, but it's the awesome feeling of contribution and a tiny bit of superiority PLUS the warm feeling of receiving a gift that made the experience/gift totally awesome.

Anyway, Im noit gunna ramble on again, but I will sayy this, I fucking toally scored some totally awesome "special mind tactics" tonight,d the empathy and fucking absolute PURE euphoria is overfuckingwhelmingg as FUCKK.

Ok i will ramble on just a bit here:

Some personal thoughts on "substance" usage:

1. Do as much research as you possible can, from as many sources as you can, before you try anything. Trust me, you will NOT regret this piece of advice, whether for enhancing the experience or just for safety purposes, the mind, the setting, fucking knowledfge is power.

2. Damn holy fucking shittt. Honestly u know wat, i feel REALLy sorry for ppl who has never tried any substance harder than alcohol ciggarettes. I'm gunna takl about responsiblee and sustainable substance use, but for now, lemme just sayy hoooooooooooolllllllllllllllyyyyyyyy FUCKKKKKKKKKKK SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT, how the mind can derive SOOOOOOOOOO MUCHHHHHHHHHHH fucking pleasure from a chemical is utterly fuckinnng ungooooooooooodly. What I'm feeling right nowww, although once I baselineee I won't remember it (because I wont be able to, euphoriaa is only evident when you feel it lool, i dunnno if that makess any sensese), the feeeeling right naw is just fuckingggg mind-bllowing. I'mmm having sooooooo much trouble trying to describle just how fuccking esxtatic I feel, but fuck, just trrry to paint this picttture - imagine your besttt orgasm X 234234652 in intensity and X 100 in duration. Yah, u onlyyy livee once, like my friend aaron told me, I'm only live once mathafauka!, so I'm heree for a good time, not a LONGGGG time yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

try to conitnue this bloggg when I get a bit moreee sober, once my fuckinng serentonin and dopamine receptators have rechargesed to conntinue my really needed talkk about susbstances, the good abouttt it, athe bad about itt, everything that I love about ittt andd how to enjooy it on a long term in aa responsible way... ..


Imma enddd wit this: "ddrugs are bad m'kay? but sometime,s used ressponbisibly in a disciplineeed mannner, can be so good. sooo fucking goood. you'llll regreeet it , you would neever have lived, if you'vee never trried anythtthing hardeer thanbooze and cigs. Youu only liev once,, makee the mosttt3 of i,t, like mmy verrry good psychonauttic friend aaron says:

YOLO)! moatherfuckaa, I'm heeere for a good timee, not a lnog time. Fuck it, and just leet it goo."


Yahhhhhhh!&^&(*(**(*(***%%^*&(&%*^& I'm soo fucccking overwhelmmmed with utter and insannnnne amounnts of euhphoriaa its not eveeen fucking funny. HOLYY FCUKKING SHIT<
3. yah anyway, what the fuckkk, I cannnottttttttttttttttttt249879y523859 for the life of me form a cohereent seteneence LOL!LLLLLLl, so fuckkkkkkkkkkkk itttttttttttt, illlll continue or a t tleast
PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-14 15:40:37
July 14 2013 15:39 GMT
#98
Cocaines a hell of a drug

The best argument iv ever seen against drugs is your spelling and grammar here lol
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
EngrishTeacher
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
Canada1109 Posts
July 14 2013 15:52 GMT
#99
On July 15 2013 00:39 PassiveAce wrote:
Cocaines a hell of a drug

The best argument iv ever seen against drugs is your spelling and grammar here lol


Dudde, u have no fucking ideaa. Dunno if uv everr droowned in tish much pure trainwreaaking esctassy, but fuckkk, honestyl liek I ccuold prolly fccuk a hoobo in hiss bawls right naow and fuckccking enjooy it.

LOL annnnnnnnyyway immm reading some statisttic textbook and thiss fuckingg shit is sooo minddblow, ing, how the FUCK did thiese mathamaticans came up witht tthis fuckcking shit is beyond me holy fuccking shit matth is awesomee holy fuck shit holly fucking shitt i fucking loveee it the fucking mind expansion the euphoria the fucking utter fucking feeel goood is too mcuhh.

'

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!U*Y&^%^$%#$^*&_()$#%$%^&*&^$^%*^7 tripppiknnnn ballls now, gggoing into ananhother dimeensiozn,

ima fcucking try to descvribbe it jusstt a bit itss so hard ttrrysing to stayyy heere wit chout comepletelyy losssing my seeense fo self, but fuckkkkkkk

treees, talltreees, beautiful, shieelding, warmth.

walkkking beside a stream, fisshses in it, itt smilesss at me,


HOLY FUCKIGN SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Everrrything meltting. thje colorsss, the fucking colorrs, man, i'm hittt so hardd, fuckinng ass rammed by this shttt.
EngrishTeacher
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
Canada1109 Posts
July 14 2013 16:01 GMT
#100
FCUK MA LYFEE FUCKk LOLLLL dafuq

i jsust smoked liek half a cigg..... the wrrrong way. i was wondedering whyyy it keept going out lol fuck ughh the cotton taste is fuckingg grosss as fuck
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