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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
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NewEyes
Germany113 Posts
On July 06 2013 00:47 aTnClouD wrote: lol, fun blog. but I would love to understand one thing. OP wanted to fuck girl, girl wanted to fuck aswell, so why no sex? Op was in some weird state of mind and needed to proof to himself thats he's not only interested in sex but also in the personality of that girl. For the greater good and his even greater ego, something along those lines. (Op you are fuckin awesome, now tell us more!) | ||
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Ushio
Canada868 Posts
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SpiritoftheTunA
United States20903 Posts
and she drank your piss and youre gonna tell this story to the grandkids sittin in your lap "you wanna hear about the time i met your gramma?" | ||
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RouaF
France4120 Posts
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LaNague
Germany9118 Posts
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ChaosArcher
Germany956 Posts
On July 06 2013 00:47 aTnClouD wrote: lol, fun blog. but I would love to understand one thing. OP wanted to fuck girl, girl wanted to fuck aswell, so why no sex? Weren't zou the guy with the blog about cockblocking himself harder then anyone else ?  | ||
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where
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XDawn
Canada4040 Posts
Please continue OP | ||
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Entirety
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wherebugsgo
Japan10647 Posts
my jaw was half open the entire time I was reading this apparently looool good luck OP, I hope you find true love | ||
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EngrishTeacher
Canada1109 Posts
Anyway I'm listening to this SICK track, look it up on youtube or something, it's psytrance by infected mushroom called "atrix on mushrooms", so please give it a bit of time for the electronic euphoria to kick in. After all, my good friend Alex whom I've gotten so fucked up with so many times but did too much that 1 time (RIP Alex, I love you with all my heart), said to me, "electronic music is just pure electrical impulses of euphoria in its purest and cleanest form IV'ed, shot straight to the dopamine receptors to the brain". Ok so fuck I tend to ramble a bit and get all introspective when I'm fucked up, so here's the actually girl blog, and no effort will be made from here onwards to keep my monstrously hideous drunken grammar and spelling in check. Where did I leave off? Oh right, sititing in my office, deciding what to do. I.... I was really hungover, and I guesss it was a combinattion of rwa sexual regret (why didn't i fuck her brain out), pride in my "character" or "self-control" if you will (if I have any, sigh...), or myabeit was just drunken introspection and innacence, but I cried at my desk after I last posted in this thread. I just... sigh, so many things are wrong with my life. To be fair, I guess I have it pretty nice, with a stabel relativvely high-pauing job, a wholesme faimly, and hobbies and interestss. But I've always wantde more from my life, to achieve "greaterr" things, and I felt down because well fuck, I know I could achieve SO much more if I just put in a tiny weensy bit emore effort into the productive tasks in life. Like fuckkk, I wish I could just divert 20% of my time and energy into productive tasks and not hendonstic indulgences and I could be so much more. Anyway, fuck, enough rambling. So I was theresitting with a few teiars streaming down my face, thinking about life in generall gettingg all introspectve up in my shit, when I chugged about half a flask of bourbon that I had staszhed away hidden in my computer case, and felt alright again. I felt clear (fuck I'm going down the path of alcoholism, excessively damaging drinsking detetected... maybe I'll be ok when I go back to the U.S., where more than one euphoriant aka alcohol can be readily found and available), I felt good, I felt confident agian. Somehow, after sips of bourbon, I felt clear, I felt directed, I had a goal and I started to analyse what I needed to do. I weighted my detest for relationships (I just broke up with my ex after she fucked a hairdresser behind my back 2 weeks ago), my urge for sex, and my liking of Clarice, and I realized I really did like this girl and it wouldn't be just a one time thin.g It was around 10 and I decided to call her, but whenn i grabbed my phone there were liske 2 missed calls and a text saying, "where are you?!!! I'm locked in your apartmenet!" So lol, dumb me, forgott about these chinesee doorss where if I lock the door from the oustside ppl cantt get out from the insddie. So I call her up, and the convo went somethign like thsi: Me: Yo i'm sorry I locked you insside, yosu're not busy laater are you? C: No iam gotod, dont have annything plannedd but I have my period, and I neeed ot change my pad and ovisly theree are none at your place haha:D Me: Oh shit, my bad I'm really sorry, Iattm at the offcie already and I'll call in sick and be thereee in 30amin. C: cool, I'm feeling pretty pretty shitt too totally hungover, I waaant some paratacmol or iboprufen. Btw, how long hav u keptt thta bottle of vodka? It tasted like shitt was it like a cocktaill or somethin? Me: (to myself, OH shit LOL, um thinkkk fast) Ah yah, it was orange juicce mixed with vodkaa, but the orangge jucie prolly went bad imm sorry i diddnt warn u I was too busyy impressing you with some rachmaniovv improv on the piaano haha. C: meh dont wry about it, I'll be fine it's not liek I keept in my systeem right ahah? I'm REALLY sorry about teh puke stain on ur carpet, ewwwww that must have beeen so grosss im so sorry. btw ur dog shit on the floor, i cleaned it up for u so dont be mad at me ok? that canceels out the puking deal? Me; deal, you know what it's completely alrright, Im just glad ur okya, ill be back in 30 min im already walkking outa the buidling. C: see you soon "shuai ge" ("handsome stud", yeeeaahhh moertherfuckas!) So i grabbb a taxi and head home, and on the waayy I had some small talk withtt the driver who was like, ewww you reek of alcohol and puke, fun nigth last night? and i was liek, yeeeea nigga, it was good, stop talkinng to me cuz i wanna puke. And he shutt up like rightt away and rollled down the window for me LOL. Anyway, I got home wihttout pukking and it wasn'tt untisl I walked inside when i realized i must smelll like abssolute shit so i hugged clarice reallly briefly and was too insecure to even paay too muchh attenttion to her as the onnly thingg on my mind was a shower. Clarice was sobered up but had a headache, so I got somee generic brand ibuprofen for her and she thanked me with a peck on my cheek, which was pretty nice it was unexpected and sent that jolt of butterflies down the the back of my head (i dontt get it in my sotomach, i get it on the bacck of my head). So then I told her i really needed a shower, and she said thatt she did tooo cuz shee didn'tt knoww how to work my hot water, which seems like a lie to me just realizing it now cuz I already programmed the water heaterr and all she had to do was to turrn on the fucking tapp. So... We got into the shower together. And MAN, maybe it was the alochol kickin in, but at that momentt when she stripped downn to step into the bathtub i got so fuckking instantly hard she just had such a nice rack (at leastt b+?) and skinnnny leggs and small but round butt (whichh reallly turns mee on idont like fat legs and bigg butts), and she was so fuckign pretty. Me: Holy.l Fcuking. SHIT. You are absolutttley GORGEOUS u know that? u are fucking perfect. C: ur not too shabby urself hehe, I reallly like ur hairr and ur nose is reallly prettty but ur eyes are so small lol, i guess ur big dickkk makess up for itt (she was just complementing me, My dick is only something like 5 inches 2 last time i measureed, but i guess my girth is prretty good). Me: come here now. **grabs her and we makee out forr like 15 minutess in the hott water, it was fuckkking amazing not gunna lie here almost rivalling my first kiss" Not gunna go intto fruther details heree, but we shampooed each other down, there wass a LOT of touching and sucking, and we dried ourselves up. The shower expierence was truly fucking fantasticc, i didddnt even reallly mind the small amountss of bleeding. Ok fast forwardd like 15 minutes after the foreplay. I spaat a bit on my dick for lubricating purporse even thoughh it was kinda unnecessary cuz she was wet as fuck, and rammmed my dick intoo her shit. and Oh MY GOD was it ever euphoric, it was so fuckkking good it almost fucking cured me of sex desensitivity (after u fuck someeone on X and experrience a fucking torrent of too much pleasure, sexx just isntt the same any more afterwards, X makes u so fucking empathetic and euphoric, perfect for sex but damn does it desenstize u during laterr sexuall experiencess). Anyway, it was like 20 min into the act did that realize thattt I didntt have a condom on. So i was like, FUCK IT, too late now lets hope she's cleean. Maybe thatt was whyy it felt so goodd, I havent had sex witihhout a condom for over a year now. Then i was like, OH shit, what if i knock her up with penial secretionn that contains a bit of seamen , then again I actually lauggh out loud a bit cuz i tookk a look at my dick adn realize it was covereeed in fuckinng blood. Well, first time for everrtyhing. There were 2 actually, firstt time havingg period sex, and first time cummming inside a girll. It was special, I know it's cheesy but it's true. That mommment when u stare into a girl'ss eyes and blow ur shit inside herr body, that feeling... it's indescribable. Anyway, gunna keep this short I've gott this massive headdache so just gunna tell it like it is and keep it simple. 1. We fucked, it was amaazing, I made her came twice with orall sex and once b44 i blew my load. We lied theree for hourrs just talkking and reallyy getting to know eacch other, and it was bonding as fuck and what we found out about each otherr were all nice and likeable. 2. She left later thatt day (she stilll livess with her parents... meh), andd I gave her a really nicee platinum necklacce ( that i bogught for my ex, but we broke up b4 I had a chance to givee it to her), and wee just hugged each other soo much that day it wass amazing, never have gotten so mucch pleasure from hugging someeone in my life. 2. we started realy dating each other, and so far so goodg I fucking loveee everytthing about her. Dinner dates, movies, swimming, drives in the countryside, the whole works. 3. the sex is amazing. fucked her 3 times today, and yesterday we got so honry i fucked her insidde a washrrrom stall inside this really ghetto and dirty restuarant but we didn't care and itt was still fucking wonderlicious. l 4. Gunna treat her nice, gunna treat her right. I dunno, she's just REALLY innocent, mayb e i'm just dumb and cant see thru her, but even after over-analyzing and overthinking again and again my time with her I realizee that she's just really carefree and a nice personnn. Not to menttion shes hott, I say that even when I'm completely sobbered up I'd rate her at least a 8.5/10, I promisse to talk a picturee later off her she's just gorgeouss . 5. I got tested yesterday, and yayyy im clean shes cleannn the sex is CLEAN. Fuck yah she's in her safety period 4 more days until sheee ovulates so at least 2 more days of animalistic condomm free sex fuck yah Anway, gunna end with this: Who says clubs aren't good places to find nice grils?!!! I'm really glad I found my onee adn only. Editt; who says u can't find true love from one (or wasit two?) night stands?  | ||
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Kleinmuuhg
Vanuatu4091 Posts
Anyways good luck to you. Answering your edit: I think that way. I hope you prove me wrong. | ||
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HardlyNever
United States1258 Posts
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EngrishTeacher
Canada1109 Posts
On July 10 2013 01:15 HardlyNever wrote: Meh, I'm starting to think this isn't real. Pics would help. Im not gunnna lie but it's like what i said in op it's 10% exaggeration but 90% truttth. Some deatails mightt have beenn unintentionally alteredd, but the generall floww of eveents are quitte accuratee. U says pics, that's finee, what kindaa pic would uu likee? Like, a pic of me with some girl doessnt say much does it? wud puke stain/dog/bloodstain pics help? or vodka piss botttlee? I dunnno, but I reallly u know im just a hedonist and I chase highs abvvoe anything lelse, and I meet a lot of ppl but reallyy only trruly unforrgettable expereiences can drives me to blog and actaully reflect upon them. Anywayy, noww i justt realize and thinkk that ur jealous of all the sexx and disguissed bragging lol (wassnt even consicously trying to braggg just describbing the awesomenesss of teh sex). But no really, hte sex's been awesomee, sometimees have outt ofhte ordinary sexx thatt only last for like a bit b4 it loses its magic, soo why cannt u be happy for me, whyyyyy?!!!! | ||
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HardlyNever
United States1258 Posts
On July 10 2013 01:26 EngrishTeacher wrote: Im not gunnna lie but it's like what i said in op it's 10% exaggeration but 90% truttth. Some deatails mightt have beenn unintentionally alteredd, but the generall floww of eveents are quitte accuratee. U says pics, that's finee, what kindaa pic would uu likee? Like, a pic of me with some girl doessnt say much does it? wud puke stain/dog/bloodstain pics help? or vodka piss botttlee? I dunnno, but I reallly u know im just a hedonist and I chase highs abvvoe anything lelse, and I meet a lot of ppl but reallyy only trruly unforrgettable expereiences can drives me to blog and actaully reflect upon them. Anywayy, noww i justt realize and thinkk that ur jealous of all the sexx and disguissed bragging lol (wassnt even consicously trying to braggg just describbing the awesomenesss of teh sex). But no really, hte sex's been awesomee, sometimees have outt ofhte ordinary sexx thatt only last for like a bit b4 it loses its magic, soo why cannt u be happy for me, whyyyyy?!!!! I mean, if its real and you're happy, congrats. I'm just saying you're blurring the lines between believable and fiction, for me. The screwed up text is what's really getting me. Like, I get you're supposed to be "fucked up on something," but it just doesn't feel authentic. Plus there are a few details to the story that don't really seem true. But hey, could be legit. As far as pics, most of the above (probably not the bloodstains) would be cool. A pic of you and her would be awesome, especially if you have to tell her "hey, I have this blog about us on the internet and I need a pic of us so this random guy will believe my story." | ||
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RouaF
France4120 Posts
 By the way the no condom thing .... that was fucking risky. | ||
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Slaughter
United States20254 Posts
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rangi
New Zealand24 Posts
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Bearded Elder29903 Posts
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