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OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6593 Posts
July 04 2013 02:07 GMT
#21
LOL, one of the greatest things I have read for a very long time. Thank you.
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tl2212
Profile Joined April 2013
Belize731 Posts
July 04 2013 02:17 GMT
#22
Man i guess this is what happens when you go out and talk to girls
economy over everything
DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
July 04 2013 02:24 GMT
#23
This is the fourth best blog I've ever read.
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Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
July 04 2013 02:26 GMT
#24
On July 04 2013 11:24 DamageControL wrote:
This is the fourth best blog I've ever read.

Oh come on, you can't just stop right there.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Battleaxe
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States843 Posts
July 04 2013 02:39 GMT
#25
Thank you for making my day a bit brighter. True or not, fun read.
Without a community, we're all just a bunch of geeks.
DeepElemBlues
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States5079 Posts
July 04 2013 03:52 GMT
#26
dive into bed and if you pass out that's cool and if she wakes up and wants to touch your penis that's even cooler

you're drunk you shouldn't be having a panic attack cus a drunk hot girl is passed out in your bed and called you "hubby"
no place i'd rather be than the satellite of love
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25557 Posts
July 04 2013 04:10 GMT
#27
plot twist: she's married
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
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Myrddraal
Profile Joined December 2010
Australia937 Posts
July 04 2013 04:45 GMT
#28
On July 04 2013 13:10 Blazinghand wrote:
plot twist: she's married


Chapter 2: He gets home and she's ripped off all of his possessions, most notably the piss Vodka.
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Isken
Profile Joined November 2010
Korea (South)1131 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-04 04:51:28
July 04 2013 04:51 GMT
#29
the read was so worth it good luck with her
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
July 04 2013 05:36 GMT
#30
Haha I don't even know what I read but good job
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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45176 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-04 05:57:46
July 04 2013 05:57 GMT
#31
You were still drunk when you wrote this, right?

I think that you should repeat this night over and over again until you get it right. Practice makes perfect!
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
TheKefka
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Croatia11752 Posts
July 04 2013 06:07 GMT
#32
lol
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Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bearded Elder29903 Posts
July 04 2013 06:38 GMT
#33
WHAT THE FUCK THIS BLOG, SO MUCH FUN HAHA

5/5 WOULD READ AGAIN :D
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r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
July 04 2013 06:50 GMT
#34
On July 04 2013 10:12 EngrishTeacher wrote:
So I napped beside her for an hour or so (fighting with every ounce of my muscle and willpower not to untie her bra, god damn it gives me a fucking boner even now in my completely exhausted state just thinking about the image of her lying in my bed), she woke up (a little bit) and snuggled up to me, then I got up for cleanup duty and made her eggs and porridge.

Left her a note telling her to help herself to food and a shower at my place, then took a taxi to work; the water wasn't heated enough yet and I don't want to see her again until I refresh myself.

Now I'm sitting in the office, terribly hungover and wondering to myself if what I did was the best course of action for what I really wanted. Two variables here, and none possibly derivable to me right now.

I should probably give her a call. Or I could just wait for her to call me. Or maybe just take a sick day and go back to see her. Or just give in to my brain craving 12 hours of down time on a bed somewhere and deal with it all tonight.

I realize one thing now though, and that's I really like this girl.

LOL #1 GIRLBLOG SIR

Get your brain straight and call her soonish for a "real" date or even better food at your place. gl hf enjoy~!
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
Incze
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Romania2058 Posts
July 04 2013 07:01 GMT
#35
See her reaction in the morning and go on that. Wake her up with breakfast if you don't think it's creepy.
Whatever you do, don't tell her about the vodka. EVER.
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Whole
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States6046 Posts
July 04 2013 07:16 GMT
#36
wow.
Sakray
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
France2198 Posts
July 04 2013 08:10 GMT
#37
Best blog ever.
Pandemona *
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-04 08:45:30
July 04 2013 08:38 GMT
#38
BEST
BLOG
EVER
Thank you so much for sharing your fucked up evening lmao. Sounds awesome, but seriously....pics or it didn't happen...+ Show Spoiler +
Joke!


I think what you did won't be known yet whether it is good or bad. But you should stay friendly with her until you know, if she really is this good person and you free'd her from being a bartender who manipulates people with her looks to earn a good wage into someone that actually respects themselves, then GG fair play! But if you just cost her her job and wages to go earn little to nothing doing something else and she regrets it then DAMNNN SON you fucked up.

Who knows but 1. FOLLOW UP BLOG! and 2. GL at work lol

On July 04 2013 10:12 EngrishTeacher wrote:
So I napped beside her for an hour or so (fighting with every ounce of my muscle and willpower not to untie her bra, god damn it gives me a fucking boner even now in my completely exhausted state just thinking about the image of her lying in my bed), she woke up (a little bit) and snuggled up to me, then I got up for cleanup duty and made her eggs and porridge.

Left her a note telling her to help herself to food and a shower at my place, then took a taxi to work; the water wasn't heated enough yet and I don't want to see her again until I refresh myself.

Now I'm sitting in the office, terribly hungover and wondering to myself if what I did was the best course of action for what I really wanted. Two variables here, and none possibly derivable to me right now.

I should probably give her a call. Or I could just wait for her to call me. Or maybe just take a sick day and go back to see her. Or just give in to my brain craving 12 hours of down time on a bed somewhere and deal with it all tonight.

I realize one thing now though, and that's I really like this girl.


In response to this part, don't drink if you can't work the next day. So work. Sort it out after you work, if she hasn't rang u by the end of the working day. Ring her when you get home (she might still be there, that would be the biggest sign ever!) then if not ring her up, make some small talk then see if she wants to me up again over weekend etcetc. Should be fun times!

FOLLOW UP BLOG :3
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FetTerBender
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany1393 Posts
July 04 2013 08:57 GMT
#39
What a blog, nice 1 :D

Take care, never be too hasty with drunk girls and relationships!
There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity.
RouaF
Profile Joined October 2010
France4120 Posts
July 04 2013 09:36 GMT
#40
That.... was funny Please don't forget to update us on what happens next even if she just disappears.
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