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B.I.G.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
3251 Posts
July 04 2013 12:18 GMT
#41
Dont be a pussy just call her. Waiting longer only makes it more awkward for her because now she's thinking fuck fuck fuck I threw up on his carpet wtf is wrong with me fuck fuck fuck
Shikada
Profile Joined May 2012
Serbia976 Posts
July 04 2013 13:19 GMT
#42
If this doesn't end in sex I'm going to be seriously pissed for some reason.

(not as pissed as that vodka was :D)
NewEyes
Profile Joined March 2012
Germany113 Posts
July 04 2013 14:09 GMT
#43
First of all: AHAHAHAAHAHA! Really had a good laugh here.

On topic: Gl with her! Now that you know you both like eachother when you are drunk try it againg when you are sober. And PLEASE tell us what's gonna happen! I BEG YOU PLEASE!!!
Japhybaby
Profile Blog Joined February 2013
Canada301 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-04 14:14:57
July 04 2013 14:09 GMT
#44
Fun Read. My opinion is that if you "use" someone, like you're using her by omitting the information that you feel "mentally superior," it's less genuine. See, if you "suspend disbelief," she can do the same. When you repress a side of yourself that actually exists, you make yourself unaware of her versions of those things. If you try not to see you're dishonesty you will be tryign not to see all dishonesty, and thus she can pull the same moves on you! That's some hinduism mixed with psych for ya.

don't be too involved in the idea of "liking." that's something kids do. If she wants emotional closeness with you, she might want physical closeness, and vice-versa, but maybe not.

Be honest. Don't idealize her. When you make a move from a place of honesty the demons of failure will be real, thus easier to cope with than fake ones.Those are mirage-esque hallucinations because they come from idealizations.

hold on! i'm callin' you back to the pool, and we'll dazzle them all!
Topin
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Peru10124 Posts
July 04 2013 14:45 GMT
#45
wtf you just let a girl you met last night in a club alone in you apartment?

4/5 cause grammar mistakes
i would define my style between a mix of ByuN, Maru and MKP
sorrowptoss
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Canada1431 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-04 14:57:41
July 04 2013 14:55 GMT
#46
You improvised rachmaninoff while drunk? 5/5 impressive
This should be in featured blogs lol, best girl blog I've ever had the pleasure to read
Japhybaby
Profile Blog Joined February 2013
Canada301 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-04 15:08:12
July 04 2013 15:01 GMT
#47
You act more confident than you are, OP
hold on! i'm callin' you back to the pool, and we'll dazzle them all!
Ender985
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Spain910 Posts
July 04 2013 15:17 GMT
#48
I'll tell you exactly what you need to do next:

Write the continuation to this blog asap! We need to know what happens when you get home!!
Member of the Pirate Party - direct democracy, institutional transparency, and freedom of information
csikos27
Profile Joined May 2011
United States135 Posts
July 04 2013 17:50 GMT
#49
haha
CecilSunkure
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2829 Posts
July 04 2013 18:53 GMT
#50
Damn you were sooo horny the drunken night of that blog. Your whole internal conflict was that you got something you didn't expect. Pretty funny.

I'd say calm down, think about what you want to do, and then go for it.
Tobberoth
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden6375 Posts
July 04 2013 20:19 GMT
#51
You should have prepared some hot coffee for her in the morning... and then pissed in it.
Cowpieguy
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States97 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-04 21:51:28
July 04 2013 21:50 GMT
#52
Yea . . . DEFINITELY DON'T tell her about the piss in the vodka. Other than that, just have some fun. Are we going to get an update please?! What happened?
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-05 00:50:48
July 05 2013 00:50 GMT
#53
Call her. I want to have more of these in the future.
EDIT: Actually, don't.... or do... idc I just want more of these drunken blogs .
User was warned for too many mimes.
739
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bearded Elder29905 Posts
July 05 2013 06:14 GMT
#54
Bump ! I need the ending. PLEASE OP DELIVER :D
WriterSalty oldboy that loves memes | One and only back-to-back Liquibet Winner
l3iRdMaN
Profile Joined February 2004
United States72 Posts
July 05 2013 07:55 GMT
#55
Do ppl believe that this is real? Sorta lost here
Shikada
Profile Joined May 2012
Serbia976 Posts
July 05 2013 13:10 GMT
#56
On July 05 2013 16:55 l3iRdMaN wrote:
Do ppl believe that this is real? Sorta lost here


Your lack of faith disturbs me.
Ianuus
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia349 Posts
July 05 2013 14:03 GMT
#57
Wait, psychology and economics taught you that people are good on the inside? I don't know what courses you've been doing, man, but it sure don't sound like psych and eco to me.
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34504 Posts
July 05 2013 14:45 GMT
#58
This is amazing. I just hope she doesn't rob you while you're out.
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PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
July 05 2013 14:49 GMT
#59
leaving a stranger at your house alone is a pretty big nono imo
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
aTnClouD
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Italy2428 Posts
July 05 2013 15:47 GMT
#60
lol, fun blog. but I would love to understand one thing. OP wanted to fuck girl, girl wanted to fuck aswell, so why no sex?
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/hunter692007/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif
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