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Kleinmuuhg
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Vanuatu4091 Posts
July 14 2013 16:09 GMT
#101
Thanks for yet another reason why I prefer to keep a clear state of mind
This is our town, scrub
EngrishTeacher
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
Canada1109 Posts
July 14 2013 16:09 GMT
#102
K plateau'ing, feeeeling calm andd energitic again, and lemmee just say I fucking loove TL and SC, i fcuking appreciatee the raww skillz of progamers soo much, holy fuccking shit im gguoing thru some old bisu vods and the screeen swtichcing and apm of ma boi be33suit holy shit, i wud totallyy hav his babby, lol fuckkk, starddust streammm ispretty twitchy andd mindblwwoing as well

brb gunnna fire up sc3, promsise to upoload replayy latter
PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-14 16:36:33
July 14 2013 16:20 GMT
#103
On July 15 2013 01:01 EngrishTeacher wrote:
FCUK MA LYFEE FUCKk LOLLLL dafuq

i jsust smoked liek half a cigg..... the wrrrong way. i was wondedering whyyy it keept going out lol fuck ughh the cotton taste is fuckingg grosss as fuck



this thread gives so much and asks for so little in return
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
July 14 2013 16:45 GMT
#104
This thread delivers.

May it please go into the TL hall of fame (assuming its all real of course)
MarlieChurphy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States2063 Posts
July 15 2013 10:18 GMT
#105
On July 11 2013 01:19 QuanticHawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 10 2013 20:18 GhostOwl wrote:
lol I would never cum inside a girl, regardless of period, because that shit is dangerous. Some people even say that period is the time when the girl is most fertile..so idk. My ex was on pills for a long time so I got to cum inside a lot, and it does feel great, but I actually prefer a condom these days /w my current gf because it makes me last a lot longer

I can't believe you gave her oral while she's on her period...jesus that's gross..



I cant believe it took til p5 for someone to tell the op he is a drunk retard hahahahahahahahahahaha jesus. This might be the biggest train wreck of a blog ever good lord.

Fun fact: stds take at least several weeks to show up, and ones like HPV you wont ever know you have until you get dick warts or dick cancer because you can't test for guys! Yay!

Also, girls absolutely can get pregnant on their period, as this dude said, and unless she really really know her ovulation schedule, it is pretty much Russian roulette. Chances are, a drunkard bar girl who lets you go down on her on her period and raw dog her within 24 hours of meeting her hasn't the slightest clue about that. And you're also probably not the first one to get up in there under similar circumstances

On the bright side, now that you both likely have disease ridden genitals, you're kinda bound by each other!

This sounds like the start of beautiful relationship.

Cheers!


Doesn't even matter if you think you can dodge the eggs. Your sperm can chill up in there for up to a week iirc.
RIP SPOR 11/24/11 NEVAR FORGET
CecilSunkure
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2829 Posts
July 15 2013 10:21 GMT
#106
My minddddddd is blowwwnnnnn omggggg drugs are thee bse tthing 3341341431413422222222

maaaaaaaaaan jesus holy amazeballlsssss
musai
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada552 Posts
July 15 2013 22:17 GMT
#107
On July 15 2013 01:09 EngrishTeacher wrote:
K plateau'ing, feeeeling calm andd energitic again, and lemmee just say I fucking loove TL and SC, i fcuking appreciatee the raww skillz of progamers soo much, holy fuccking shit im gguoing thru some old bisu vods and the screeen swtichcing and apm of ma boi be33suit holy shit, i wud totallyy hav his babby, lol fuckkk, starddust streammm ispretty twitchy andd mindblwwoing as well

brb gunnna fire up sc3, promsise to upoload replayy latter



sc3 lol.

let me know how that goes
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32098 Posts
July 15 2013 22:25 GMT
#108
today's diary entry: baby's first drug trip!
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Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
July 15 2013 23:02 GMT
#109
What the fuck just happened lol? I can't believe I missed that...
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
chadissilent
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada1187 Posts
July 16 2013 00:40 GMT
#110
No drug I know of causes this level of intoxication unless you're ripping a steady supply of meth. Calling shenanigans right now.
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
July 16 2013 01:33 GMT
#111
What was he supposed to have taken anyway? I'm genuinely curious.

This isn't even about the girl anymore lol, also it appears(?) he struck the fine, delicate balance between completely trashed out of his mind and still able to post on TL.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
July 16 2013 01:43 GMT
#112
pretty sure he said somewhere in there that he took MDMA (molly, ecstasy, what have you.)
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
Gunther
Profile Joined September 2010
Germany139 Posts
July 16 2013 02:21 GMT
#113
Did he OD?
kmillz
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1548 Posts
July 17 2013 05:33 GMT
#114
On July 15 2013 01:09 EngrishTeacher wrote:
K plateau'ing, feeeeling calm andd energitic again, and lemmee just say I fucking loove TL and SC, i fcuking appreciatee the raww skillz of progamers soo much, holy fuccking shit im gguoing thru some old bisu vods and the screeen swtichcing and apm of ma boi be33suit holy shit, i wud totallyy hav his babby, lol fuckkk, starddust streammm ispretty twitchy andd mindblwwoing as well

brb gunnna fire up sc3, promsise to upoload replayy latter



lmaaaaaaaaaaaaooo dude your op reminds me of when of my old drunk texts. loooool. so have you boned her yet??? :D
_fool
Profile Joined February 2011
Netherlands680 Posts
July 17 2013 18:07 GMT
#115
Technical question: if you had yourself tested within days of the first unprotected intercourse, wouldn't there be diseases that are not yet testable because of -say- a lack of antibodies etc?
"News is to the mind what sugar is to the body"
r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
July 18 2013 21:56 GMT
#116
On July 18 2013 03:07 _fool wrote:
Technical question: if you had yourself tested within days of the first unprotected intercourse, wouldn't there be diseases that are not yet testable because of -say- a lack of antibodies etc?

Yes.

(It obviously depends on the what exactly, as a random example HIV would take 1-3 months to be detectable after infection.)
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32098 Posts
July 19 2013 00:46 GMT
#117
well op, now you know how long youve got to knock off things on your bucket list!!
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