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Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4795 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-29 01:48:11
March 29 2013 01:30 GMT
#1
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Text by shindigs. Art by fusefuse. Edits by itsjustatank. Told me to do it by Heyoka.

Upon completing the Heart of the Swarm campaign, a lot of us were left disappointed with the narrative. Gameplay-wise, Heart of the Swarm brought novel, fun, and innovative mechanics to the conventional RTS campaign. In many ways, the campaign was a detailed improvement in many areas from Wings of Liberty. However, the mundane dialog and cliche ridden story has been the main point of critique for both reviewers and fans alike.

While Brood War did not break literary boundaries, its narrative and dialog were, for many, a compelling piece of work in comparison to StarCraft II. How did it come to this? The original StarCraft was a story with an epic scope. It dealt with the conflicts and competing interests of three unique factions, and was littered with layers of betrayal and political intrigue. Today, StarCraft II is merely a distilled love story with vengeance sloppily blended into the mix. How could Blizzard possibly recover the narrative from its current convoluted state?

After sending a very disappointed, angry, and ALL CAPS email directly to Chris Metzen, we were pleasantly surprised to receive an invite back to Blizzard HQ to preview Legacy of the Void. From our experiences, our preview team can safely say that Blizzard has once again become the storytelling genius of the past, the genius that our generation deserves. Legacy of the Void ends in the best way possible:

TIME TRAVEL!


The development team has intentionally laid out the story of both Wings of Liberty and Heart of the Swarm to end in a glorious time travelling, wacky adventure themed, nostalgia trip finale in order to undo everything that has happened in WoL and HotS. Legacy of the Void is Raynor and Zeratul’s Excellent Adventure, emphasis on the excellent.

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Artist interpretation by fusefuse

While we weren’t given permission to publicly reveal the specifics of art and gameplay, we’ve made some artistic interpretations from the experiences we had.

“We have to go back Raynor... back... to the BEFORE TIME!”


As the player progresses through the campaign, the overall situation for our heroes begins to change significantly for the worse. With half the sector in ruin, and the cliched plot mechanics running dry, there’s only one thing left to do: go back in time.

In order to bend the fabric of time and space itself, Zeratul must commit the ultimate taboo: gathering MULTIPLE Mothership Cores together in order to be able to stack the Time Warp ability. After using the Time Warp ability to LITERALLY WARP THROUGH TIME, Raynor and Zeratul find themselves in a land that feels somewhat... familiar.

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For the first time in gaming history, newer hardware is less compatible than older hardware. Artist interpretation by fusefuse

In accordance with the cries and complaints from Brood War elitists, players follow Raynor and Zeratul through time and end up during the time period of Kerrigan’s initial surge to power. Not only have our noble heroes landed in a different time, but they’ve entered a different game engine as well. The next few levels are completed in the Brood War engine as the player relives the glory days of the late 20th century.

But that’s not all, Blizzard stays so true to their lore and vision that players who have newer computers that are incompatible with the aging 1998 StarCraft game engine will experience numerous crashes. This forces players to either:

a) Download Chaos Launcher and run StarCraft in windowed mode
b) Reinstall Windows 95

Staying true to their roots, Blizzard provides the most authentic Brood War experience as they highlight the wacky adventures of Zeratul and Raynor through time.

"Zeratul...if we do this...Sarah would have never been born!"


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Time travel can have its historical consequences. Artist interpretation by fusefuse

After previewing a level from the Brood War time leap, we were given another level taken from historical context. During their journey, Zeratul reads of other ancient civilizations who had to face a great ancient evil. These civilizations had to put aside their differences, and unite for a common cause for the sake of their nations. In order to learn how these ancient beings overcame their trials, Zeratul and Raynor pay visit to another familiar landscape.


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Artist interpretation by fusefuse


Multiplayer
In accordance with keeping the lore parallel to that which is possible in multiplayer, StarCraft II: Legacy of the Void features the same time travel mechanics in competitive play. While the development team kept reminding us that these gameplay elements were still the alpha stage, the features were promising.

Mothership Core Time Warp gains ability to rip a hole through time and space
The Time Warp ability receives a functional update in Legacy of the Void in order to keep the game new and refreshing. Instead of simply slowing units down within a sphere, the time warp ability rips a hole through the fabric of time and space where a number of imaginable, and unimaginable, possibilities occur that could sway the course of the battle.

Some of our experiences with the time warp ability were as follows:
a) The game jumps forward 15 minutes and reverts to normal speed. Both players have late-game technology.

b) Due to the rift in the time-space continuum, players are swapped and take control of other players in a completely different game instances.

c) The game reverts to previous patches. For instance, roaches suddenly cost 1 supply, Fungal Growth is once again instant cast, and additionally something something Bunker build time.

d) A wormhole is formed, where units such as the Reaver, Scout, Lurker, and Vulture emerge to join the player in combat.

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The fanboy prayers are answered!


Blizzard time is reverted to Real Time
In accordance to their Time Travel theme, Blizzard finally changes the in game timer to reflect real time.

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Unfortunately, everyone has to relearn their timings.

Conclusion
After finishing our preview of the game at Blizzard HQ, we find ourselves in complete awe at how wonderfully and beautifully orchestrated the entire plot has been tailored in order to usher in one of the most compelling uses of time travel to complete the StarCraft 2 trilogy. Be sure to check out Legacy of the Void when its released sometime...in the future.

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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
March 29 2013 01:31 GMT
#2
5/5 would fantasize about playing again
fusefuse
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Estonia4644 Posts
March 29 2013 01:32 GMT
#3
The Future is now!
Or before
D:
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itsjustatank
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Hong Kong9157 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-29 01:35:23
March 29 2013 01:33 GMT
#4
StarCraft II: or, the Legend of the BEFORE TIME Legacy Void of Excellent Adenturing, as told by one Jimmy Raynor
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ShiroKaisen
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States1082 Posts
March 29 2013 01:34 GMT
#5
I'd appreciate the due credit for the time warp idea.

5/5 spotlight material.
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shindigs
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4795 Posts
March 29 2013 01:37 GMT
#6
Kerrigan you must become Zerg...but the BEFORE TIME ZERG
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itsjustatank
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Hong Kong9157 Posts
March 29 2013 01:38 GMT
#7
must gather the BEFORE TIME ESSENCE
Photographer"nosotros estamos backamos" - setsuko
HawaiianPig
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada5155 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-29 01:52:00
March 29 2013 01:50 GMT
#8
Instant spotlight

This line alone is enough reason: "Raynor and Zeratul’s Excellent Adventure"
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FeltFace
Profile Joined September 2011
Australia577 Posts
March 29 2013 01:54 GMT
#9
BEFORE EPIC TIME BLOG!
fabiano
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Brazil4644 Posts
March 29 2013 01:56 GMT
#10
SARAH!
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kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
March 29 2013 01:58 GMT
#11
Will the collectors edition feature your own model mothership core, that is heavy enough so if you throw it at a friends head you can make their mental age travel back in time, to that of a slobbering potato.
PolskaGora
Profile Joined May 2011
United States547 Posts
March 29 2013 02:08 GMT
#12
Hahahahah I like the rsinϕ and rcosϕ on the blizzard time diagram.

-5 before time /5
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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44937 Posts
March 29 2013 02:08 GMT
#13
On March 29 2013 10:50 HawaiianPig wrote:
Instant spotlight

This line alone is enough reason: "Raynor and Zeratul’s Excellent Adventure"


That's my favorite line as well ^^ I started laughing and didn't really stop until I finished the blog.
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emythrel
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United Kingdom2599 Posts
March 29 2013 02:18 GMT
#14
best TL blog in a very long time! take 5 stars!
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Walnuts
Profile Joined March 2012
United States770 Posts
March 29 2013 02:20 GMT
#15
HAHAHA this is all I needed to see:
"After sending a very disappointed, angry, and ALL CAPS email directly to Chris Metzen, we were pleasantly surprised to receive an invite back to Blizzard HQ to preview Legacy of the Void. From our experiences, our preview team can safely say that Blizzard has once again become the storytelling genius of the past, the genius that our generation deserves. Legacy of the Void ends in the best way possible:


TIME TRAVEL!"

great job guys!
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Deleted User 135096
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3624 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-29 02:43:29
March 29 2013 02:22 GMT
#16
I have only glossed over this and I think I'm gonna need to 6 star this based on the second image already. Haha, this should be a good read.

Edit: so worth it. :D
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BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50545 Posts
March 29 2013 02:28 GMT
#17
lol so cray cray, I love it.
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]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
March 29 2013 02:31 GMT
#18
the genius idea has come to fruition
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Alryk
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2718 Posts
March 29 2013 02:38 GMT
#19
I thought there might be some legitimate stuff, was initially disappointed, and finished fairly amused ^.^
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sung_moon
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10110 Posts
March 29 2013 02:41 GMT
#20
Hahahah as soon as I saw "Excellent Adventure", I knew this was gonna be the best.
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KarneEspada
Profile Joined May 2011
United States72 Posts
March 29 2013 02:45 GMT
#21
Haha I didn't think you'd actually go through with it shindigs <3. My money is on this.
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Taekwon
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8155 Posts
March 29 2013 02:46 GMT
#22
this was fuging awesome
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Nuclease
Profile Joined August 2011
United States1049 Posts
March 29 2013 03:05 GMT
#23
Well done, chap, truly whiz bang stuff. *slow clap*

Indeed.
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Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
March 29 2013 03:07 GMT
#24
5/5, great shit!
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Burrfoot
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States1176 Posts
March 29 2013 03:17 GMT
#25
I'm sure protoss starships made of wood would be considers a bio unit!
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dudeman001
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States2412 Posts
March 29 2013 03:26 GMT
#26
This would definitely be an improvement.
Sup.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
March 29 2013 03:28 GMT
#27
lol this is awesome :D
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DavoS
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
United States4605 Posts
March 29 2013 03:28 GMT
#28
Zeratul vs Gromm. Make it happen
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Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
March 29 2013 03:31 GMT
#29
Can I just say I would actually prefer this story line over the one that blizzard has lain out thus far?
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jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-29 03:53:02
March 29 2013 03:52 GMT
#30
On March 29 2013 12:31 Jaaaaasper wrote:
Can I just say I would actually prefer this story line over the one that blizzard has lain out thus far?


zeratul (to raynor and kerrigan) : "k we should probably go kill this amon guy"

raynor: "hell it's about time (suck it tychus)"

kerrigan: "hey jimmy remember how my hair had more zerg last time? ok well it has more primal zerg this time!"

all: "..."

(hours of learning protoss unit basics later)

zeratul: "k we have 200/200 of each race let's go kill amon"

(here is a mini-boss/plot twist! it'll probably be artanis cause that dick always likes to get in the way for some dumb reason no one cares about)

kerrigan: "lol 3-0ed"

amon: "but i am the true threat remember me! also you are all just like me because you're powerful and i'm also powerful! also if you join me we'll be more powerful!"

(big epic battle with time constraints and items and all 3 races and heros and xel'naga and hybrids)

amon: "damn you owned me, guess i won't destroy the universe let me go"

(zeratul comes out of stealth and stabs amon, smiles at camera, credits roll)
Burns
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2300 Posts
March 29 2013 04:09 GMT
#31
I love the random ninja turtle hanging out with Raynor and Zeratul
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Whiplash
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States2928 Posts
March 29 2013 04:21 GMT
#32
Very enjoyable, but april 1st is so close you could have waited
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Deleted User 135096
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3624 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-29 04:31:23
March 29 2013 04:30 GMT
#33
On March 29 2013 13:09 Burns wrote:
I love the random ninja turtle hanging out with Raynor and Zeratul
you talkin' about the Peon?! (squervuu) Anyway that would be a hilarious plot twist....

Raynor: Shit man, we can't beat Amon or the Hybrids because there's no more lumber in the universe!
Zeratul: It's no problem Raynorman, I know where we can get some and a few people who might help us get it.

Zeratul reaches into his pocket and takes out a garage door remote. Pressing the button, a bright light fills their eyes and lifts the ominous mood blinding the two stalwart warriors as the door opens. Inside sits their last hope to save the universe from an unspeakable evil, a 1982 Delorean.
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Ero-Sennin
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States756 Posts
March 29 2013 04:32 GMT
#34
Beautiful.
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Profile Joined November 2010
Canada2158 Posts
March 29 2013 04:39 GMT
#35
This is really funny. I love the Frostmourne scene.
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Profile Joined July 2010
United States1482 Posts
March 29 2013 04:47 GMT
#36
Quite excellent.
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Profile Blog Joined October 2012
United States155 Posts
March 29 2013 04:52 GMT
#37
A million stars I was considering playing through the HOTS campaign but I think I'm pretty much up to speed now!
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DusTerr
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
2520 Posts
March 29 2013 05:11 GMT
#38
EPIC! Maybe the best thing I've read on TL (no offense to the other epic content).
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Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
March 29 2013 05:36 GMT
#39
LOL this is beautiful. So many references and nostalgia points.
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Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States2602 Posts
March 29 2013 05:44 GMT
#40
Beautiful. Sounds like prime custom map material! er...UMS material!
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Profile Joined May 2011
United States470 Posts
March 29 2013 05:45 GMT
#41
On March 29 2013 13:09 Burns wrote:
I love the random ninja turtle hanging out with Raynor and Zeratul


LOL, ninja turtle. xD
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Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
March 29 2013 05:59 GMT
#42
Been awhile since a blog made me genuinely laugh ^_^
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Profile Joined July 2010
United States793 Posts
March 29 2013 06:02 GMT
#43
What the **** did I just read.......
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Sawamura
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Malaysia7602 Posts
March 29 2013 06:07 GMT
#44
Hmm wouldn't mind the warcraft 2 human adviser briefing me about the battles ahead in starcraft 2 : Time travel of void would bring a lot of nostalgia back to me . I miss warcraft 2....

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FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
March 29 2013 06:24 GMT
#45
lolol
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Profile Joined August 2011
535 Posts
March 29 2013 06:26 GMT
#46
lost it at the "excellent adventure" bit but seriously lol@ "something something bunker build time"
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Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
March 29 2013 06:27 GMT
#47
On March 29 2013 15:24 flamewheel wrote:
lolol


lol
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Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
March 29 2013 06:38 GMT
#48
I hope that when you use time warp the game just warps back to 1999 and becomes Brood War.
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Brett
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Australia3820 Posts
March 29 2013 06:49 GMT
#49
Bill & Ted's was amazing... need to watch that again
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
March 29 2013 07:02 GMT
#50
On March 29 2013 15:38 heyoka wrote:
I hope that when you use time warp the game just warps back to 1999 and becomes Brood War.

Man playing bw for the first time again. That would be amazing. Anyone with a good lawyer and a bat want to make some money?
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ticklishmusic
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States15977 Posts
March 29 2013 07:37 GMT
#51
let me go back in time so i can read for the first time again plz
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Xeanrot
Profile Joined December 2010
Finland138 Posts
March 29 2013 08:40 GMT
#52
Best text i have read for a very long time, 5/5. Blizzard pls do this.
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
March 29 2013 08:57 GMT
#53
5/5 for AoEII reference alone.

Needs more C&C though.
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Profile Blog Joined January 2012
Guam5609 Posts
March 29 2013 09:04 GMT
#54
This was so awesome, on so many levels.
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Creager
Profile Joined February 2011
Germany1916 Posts
March 29 2013 09:12 GMT
#55
NICE, I hope, this gives us Terrans the opportunity of punishing our foes with the incomparable flying e-bay again!
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JimTheCat
Profile Joined September 2012
Canada44 Posts
March 29 2013 09:25 GMT
#56
This isn't real is it. Would they actually add RNG to multiplayer ... oh god. I hope this is a joke.
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pockie
Profile Joined May 2010
United States30 Posts
March 29 2013 09:30 GMT
#57
lol sick write up shindigs.
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Profile Joined December 2002
Germany2548 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-29 09:48:29
March 29 2013 09:48 GMT
#58
Should have included the part where orks and humans protoss, zerg and terran end their hostilities get all cuddly and band together against a "greater evil", oh wait.
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Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States11071 Posts
March 29 2013 10:11 GMT
#59
An age of Empires reference.

perfect.
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Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6593 Posts
March 29 2013 10:21 GMT
#60
lol too good. 5/5
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Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States175 Posts
March 29 2013 10:27 GMT
#61
this brings tears to my eyes.
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Profile Joined October 2004
Sweden3427 Posts
March 29 2013 10:48 GMT
#62
this was fun, most fun was the compettive timewarp
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Profile Joined February 2011
Bulgaria511 Posts
March 29 2013 11:15 GMT
#63
"After sending a very disappointed, angry, and ALL CAPS email directly to Chris Metzen"


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Hallon
Profile Joined March 2011
64 Posts
March 29 2013 11:39 GMT
#64
http://i.imgur.com/yeVvnu8.jpg
Pretty sure that's from the Age of Empires II campaign.
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Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Estonia4644 Posts
March 29 2013 11:52 GMT
#65
it is
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Profile Joined May 2010
Liechtenstein1356 Posts
March 29 2013 11:54 GMT
#66
This is like the Mona Lisa of parodies.

Oh my. XD
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Profile Joined May 2011
Romania822 Posts
March 29 2013 12:22 GMT
#67
e) Players continue their battle in Brood War. All HotS/WoL incompatible units will be replaced with BW units. There is a list of replacements that's going to be posted soon.
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Profile Joined February 2012
United States805 Posts
March 29 2013 12:27 GMT
#68
Lol! Really hilarious post, great way to start off my morning =D
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Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50545 Posts
March 29 2013 12:30 GMT
#69
you know I had a thought, raynor being in all sorts of random places in time reminds me more of metal gear time paradox than back to the future.
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las91
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States5080 Posts
March 29 2013 12:48 GMT
#70
On March 29 2013 20:39 HalloniKanada wrote:
http://i.imgur.com/yeVvnu8.jpg
Pretty sure that's from the Age of Empires II campaign.


Well that article clearly flew over some people's heads.

Thanks for reminding me of some of the amazing RTS experiences I've had over the past decade and a half. As many others said, the Raynor/Zeratul excellent adventure line was gold and I especially loved your reinterpretation of the vortex LUNKERS
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nooboon
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
2602 Posts
March 29 2013 13:03 GMT
#71
Why? WHY WOULD YOU GIVE THEM IDEAS? I wouldn't put it past blizzard to have the last mission in LOTV to be protecting the wormhole as whoever was sent back in time tries to un-do the future. (Or something along those lines).

On another note: This campaign sounds amazing. If blizzard all-stars had a campaign, it should be about Raynor and Zeratul going through the blizzard universes.
spinesheath
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany8679 Posts
March 29 2013 13:04 GMT
#72
Time travel within an actual multiplayer game would be epic: 1 second into the game a massive army of your own units suddenly appears in front of your base, sent from the future in order to take out the opponent while he is still weak.

Once you crush your opponent, you have to click "keep playing", build up the aforementioned massive army and send it back in time or else you could never have taken out your opponent in the first place. You have to remember the exact army composition and location too.
If you have a good reason to disagree with the above, please tell me. Thank you.
Azriel
Profile Joined December 2010
Mexico462 Posts
March 29 2013 13:37 GMT
#73
On March 29 2013 10:30 shindigs wrote:
[image loading]

Haha, AHAHAHAHA that's amazing! A+ game for sure!
Ghost-z
Profile Joined September 2010
United States1291 Posts
March 29 2013 13:37 GMT
#74
At first I thought, Time Travel? Blizzard would use something like that to fill all the gaping plot holes from the first two games. So I was totally buying it at first, then realized the troll with the 8-bit graphics lol.
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faiza
Profile Joined June 2012
United States451 Posts
March 29 2013 13:59 GMT
#75
Genius.
shin ken
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Germany612 Posts
March 29 2013 14:04 GMT
#76
WHERE IS MY CUSTOM LotV PREVIEW MAP ALREADY? I WANT THAT NEW TIMEWARP NOW!!!!
TotoroHren
Profile Joined February 2012
Croatia31 Posts
March 29 2013 14:05 GMT
#77
lol trolfest
une_certaine_verve
Profile Joined May 2012
342 Posts
March 29 2013 14:25 GMT
#78
Awesome.
Master of DalK
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
Canada1799 Posts
March 29 2013 14:27 GMT
#79
lol Time Travel ftw!
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esReveR
Profile Joined February 2010
United States567 Posts
March 29 2013 14:37 GMT
#80
This was some good work. 5/5
Skill is relative.
lurchpanda
Profile Joined May 2011
United States51 Posts
March 29 2013 14:46 GMT
#81
O man thats a solid 5/5
I can see the day 1 dlc already
Jim Raynor uses a stimpack from 50 yards away and starts sprinting towards the screen, and at about 5 yards away he yells
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CikaZombi
Profile Joined August 2011
Serbia630 Posts
March 29 2013 14:55 GMT
#82
Brilliant! Purely brilliant!

And naturally, they infuse the powers of Warcraft, ehem, before time units into existing units in order to defeat Amon. Like Chain psy storms, Zealots with haste and bloodlust etc. Older units, which affect the current timeline the most, have unique interactions when they fight one another. Like when two scarabs collide, you engage in a DBZ-like power clash, in which you play a game of Pong with them using your mouse or even a N64 controller (for obvious reasons)!

But alas, Amon finds out about your plans, contacting his ancient minions The Burning Legion, and appearing in in the form most known to them - Sargeras! Now, Illidan and Malfurion, using the secret arts taught to them by Zeratul, must unite to become the most powerful Night Archon, for only they can defeat the might of the Demon/Undead hybrids.

Don't forget the awesome new features, including: Neutral shops, Creeping, Resume from Warcraft or Brood Wars, and even sea battles! You thought Medivacs were fast, wait until you try Goblin Zeppelins!
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NB
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Netherlands12045 Posts
March 29 2013 15:17 GMT
#83
this is what happen after you watch the Bioshock infinite ending.
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Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33719 Posts
March 29 2013 15:28 GMT
#84
On March 29 2013 22:04 spinesheath wrote:
Time travel within an actual multiplayer game would be epic: 1 second into the game a massive army of your own units suddenly appears in front of your base, sent from the future in order to take out the opponent while he is still weak.

Once you crush your opponent, you have to click "keep playing", build up the aforementioned massive army and send it back in time or else you could never have taken out your opponent in the first place. You have to remember the exact army composition and location too.

There's actually an RTS game with this exact mechanic out there... I think it's out of beta by now. Indie game, can't remember the name, but absolutely crazy concept. Graphics and UI not to my taste but crazy that they managed to execute that concept into an actual game imo!
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theBALLS
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Singapore2935 Posts
March 29 2013 15:35 GMT
#85
On March 30 2013 00:28 Liquid`Jinro wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 29 2013 22:04 spinesheath wrote:
Time travel within an actual multiplayer game would be epic: 1 second into the game a massive army of your own units suddenly appears in front of your base, sent from the future in order to take out the opponent while he is still weak.

Once you crush your opponent, you have to click "keep playing", build up the aforementioned massive army and send it back in time or else you could never have taken out your opponent in the first place. You have to remember the exact army composition and location too.

There's actually an RTS game with this exact mechanic out there... I think it's out of beta by now. Indie game, can't remember the name, but absolutely crazy concept. Graphics and UI not to my taste but crazy that they managed to execute that concept into an actual game imo!

OT: JINRO COME BACK RIGHT NOW I DEMAND YOU TO COME BACK
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Tortious_Tortoise
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States944 Posts
March 29 2013 15:56 GMT
#86
For a second I thought this was a real thing.

Just for a second. Then I started choking with laughter in the middle of class. My Professor gave me a weird look and everything.

Thanks Obama...
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Savko
Profile Joined August 2012
Canada45 Posts
March 29 2013 16:04 GMT
#87
This is beautiful! Well done shindigs!!!!
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integrity
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1014 Posts
March 29 2013 16:23 GMT
#88
I didn't find it funny at all. personally I think this post was quite bad
Meatt
Profile Joined September 2010
United States98 Posts
March 29 2013 16:43 GMT
#89
I'm pretty tired at the moment, and when I first started reading this, I thought to myself "OH MY GOD THIS IS GOING TO BE AMAZING" and quickly realized that I'm dumb.
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docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-29 16:46:36
March 29 2013 16:44 GMT
#90
On March 30 2013 00:28 Liquid`Jinro wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 29 2013 22:04 spinesheath wrote:
Time travel within an actual multiplayer game would be epic: 1 second into the game a massive army of your own units suddenly appears in front of your base, sent from the future in order to take out the opponent while he is still weak.

Once you crush your opponent, you have to click "keep playing", build up the aforementioned massive army and send it back in time or else you could never have taken out your opponent in the first place. You have to remember the exact army composition and location too.

There's actually an RTS game with this exact mechanic out there... I think it's out of beta by now. Indie game, can't remember the name, but absolutely crazy concept. Graphics and UI not to my taste but crazy that they managed to execute that concept into an actual game imo!

That sounds like a blast to play, I'm gonna look that up now :D.
EDIT: It's called Achron and it looks insanely cool.
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marcelluspye
Profile Joined August 2011
United States155 Posts
March 29 2013 16:46 GMT
#91
no lan 0/10
Piy
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Scotland3152 Posts
March 29 2013 17:05 GMT
#92
For largely unrelated reasons Blizzard just scrapped their work on Legacy of the Void and decided to refocus and rebuild it from the ground up.
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ymir233
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States8275 Posts
March 29 2013 17:22 GMT
#93
Raynor & Zeratul Go to White Castle.
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GoodSirTets
Profile Joined June 2012
Canada200 Posts
March 29 2013 17:22 GMT
#94
10/10, would play
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Demicore
Profile Joined October 2011
France503 Posts
March 29 2013 17:25 GMT
#95
5 stars, lost it at "players will experience numerous crashes".
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DenTenker
Profile Blog Joined March 2013
United States606 Posts
March 29 2013 17:29 GMT
#96
I initially thought this was real, so I didn't really read it the first time through. Then I saw the multiplayer changes and thought they were hilarious so I read the whole thing. I would LOVE these changes.

I hope Blizzard does exactly as the OP describes. There's only one way to find out: TIME TRAVEL! :D

Great blog! 5/5
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Ettick
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States2434 Posts
March 29 2013 17:32 GMT
#97
It all makes sense now
Thank you for posting this
shindigs
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4795 Posts
March 29 2013 17:39 GMT
#98
To anyone who thinks this is a parody: this is very real. I'm from the future.
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itsjustatank
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Hong Kong9157 Posts
March 29 2013 18:07 GMT
#99
And I am from THE BEFORE TIME!
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PhoenixVoid
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Canada32742 Posts
March 29 2013 18:30 GMT
#100
10/10 would play. This might be the greatest fantasizing of SC2 I've seen.
I'm afraid of demented knife-wielding escaped lunatic libertarian zombie mutants
spinesheath
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany8679 Posts
March 29 2013 18:38 GMT
#101
On March 30 2013 00:28 Liquid`Jinro wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 29 2013 22:04 spinesheath wrote:
Time travel within an actual multiplayer game would be epic: 1 second into the game a massive army of your own units suddenly appears in front of your base, sent from the future in order to take out the opponent while he is still weak.

Once you crush your opponent, you have to click "keep playing", build up the aforementioned massive army and send it back in time or else you could never have taken out your opponent in the first place. You have to remember the exact army composition and location too.

There's actually an RTS game with this exact mechanic out there... I think it's out of beta by now. Indie game, can't remember the name, but absolutely crazy concept. Graphics and UI not to my taste but crazy that they managed to execute that concept into an actual game imo!

Not exactly. Achron allows you to change the past. But that gives rise to paradoxa which I don't like and avoided. If you are traveling to the past, then you have to already be there in the past the first time you are in the past.

If we combine time travel and the anthropic principle (as in: stuff only exists because/when I observe it), then we can change the past as long as neither player had a chance to notice the change back in the past. But then whatever you send in the past can not be controlled until the time where you sent it to the past, or else you would have observed it before. If someone scouts the area where something that was sent into the past is supposed to be before the time when it is sent into the past, it won't be observed and thus must have disappeared between the time of time travel and the time of scouting the area.

Things get at lot better if we only allow sending stuff into the future.
If you have a good reason to disagree with the above, please tell me. Thank you.
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
March 29 2013 18:58 GMT
#102
hahaha is this mean to be super sarcastic or what?
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awwnuts07
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States621 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-29 19:07:02
March 29 2013 19:06 GMT
#103
While Brood War did not break literary boundaries, its narrative and dialog were, for many, a compelling piece of work in comparison to StarCraft II.


You're obviously wearing your nostalgia goggles. Writing has never been Blizzard's strong suit.
I'm a noob
Porkz
Profile Joined December 2010
Denmark1027 Posts
March 29 2013 19:38 GMT
#104
On March 30 2013 01:46 marcelluspye wrote:
no lan 0/10


But there once was....

Great blog 5/5
Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies
Flonomenalz
Profile Joined May 2011
Nigeria3519 Posts
March 29 2013 20:00 GMT
#105
What if the time travel took you to a time when Starcraft didn't exist, causing your game to uninstall itself?

Holy shi-
I love crazymoving
Atticus.axl
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States456 Posts
March 29 2013 20:22 GMT
#106
omg that Age of Empires screen. Everything about this article is gold.
DoctorHelvetica <3
shindigs
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4795 Posts
March 29 2013 20:36 GMT
#107
On March 30 2013 04:06 awwnuts07 wrote:
Show nested quote +
While Brood War did not break literary boundaries, its narrative and dialog were, for many, a compelling piece of work in comparison to StarCraft II.


You're obviously wearing your nostalgia goggles. Writing has never been Blizzard's strong suit.


Who could forget the gripping words, "Looks like you run over someone's dog, sarge..." or my personal favourite "I got your Zerg right here!"
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mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
March 29 2013 22:00 GMT
#108
AH so many feels <3
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
MassHysteria
Profile Joined October 2010
United States3678 Posts
March 30 2013 00:06 GMT
#109
Oh, to think of the balance cries that would come

Good, unexpected read.
"Just ban all the J's...even jinklejoes" --unnamed source
Psychonian
Profile Joined March 2012
United States2322 Posts
March 30 2013 00:08 GMT
#110
I have to admit that I'm not sure if you're trolling, or if Blizzard's trolling, or if this is some kind of hoax, or the truth, but either way its awesome ^^
Trans Rights
LimitSEA
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Australia9580 Posts
March 30 2013 01:49 GMT
#111
c) The game reverts to previous patches. For instance, roaches suddenly cost 1 supply, Fungal Growth is once again instant cast, and additionally something something Bunker build time.

Oh god. I laughed so hard at this.
Long live the King of Wings
emc
Profile Joined September 2010
United States3088 Posts
March 30 2013 01:56 GMT
#112
I actually think we'll get something like this, or at least the campaign will take place several years after HotS with you going back in time and undoing certain things. I have a hunch you will prevent kerrigan from killing mengsk for some reason just to ruin everything you did in hots.
Meadowlark
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States349 Posts
March 30 2013 03:05 GMT
#113
This is too good!
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cmen15
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1519 Posts
March 30 2013 04:14 GMT
#114
Haha good read <3
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Steelo_Rivers
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States1968 Posts
March 30 2013 05:32 GMT
#115
Lunacy of the Roids
Legislature of the Boys
Liability of the Toys
Elasticity of the Soy
Legitimacy of the "Real" McCoy

all of these should be names of the first preview trailer parodys
ok
Danglars
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States12133 Posts
March 30 2013 06:22 GMT
#116
Bill Gamer: Dude, I time warped and now I gotta play zerg!
Ted Gamer: Bogus!

... keep it up shindigs ...
... ... I want to touch your pastel nyan cat keyboard. The previous sentence is not an innuendo ...
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Falling
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada11367 Posts
March 30 2013 06:30 GMT
#117
On March 30 2013 04:06 awwnuts07 wrote:
Show nested quote +
While Brood War did not break literary boundaries, its narrative and dialog were, for many, a compelling piece of work in comparison to StarCraft II.


You're obviously wearing your nostalgia goggles. Writing has never been Blizzard's strong suit.

Nah. Not all of us played SC when we were super young. I played the actual campaign 2-3 years before SC2 came out and I have replayed it a couple times since then because for an RTS it's a pretty decent story. Hard to have nostalgia if both game playthroughs were contemporary.

I would say the pooh, poohing over Blizzard's past stories is more revisionist rather than this supposed nostalgia. I really don't recall people so consistently talking disparagingly about Blizzard's storytelling until after SC2 came out (or maybe sometime in the WoW years, I don't know.)
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shindigs
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4795 Posts
March 30 2013 06:56 GMT
#118
I enjoyed the BW stories a bit more because it was the story about the Korpulu Sector, not just about the characters (though that was important too). It really felt like you were unraveling the mystique of the SC universe. Maybe because I'm an SC lore nerd but SC2's CORE story didn't add too much in that regard. However, I thought the Primal Zerg stuff was really cool and a great part of HotS as it actually expanded on SC2 lore. Wings of Liberty did a great job too actually in the subtle details laid around the campaign.

I also really enjoyed Dehaka and Abathar as characters because they weren't human and had a very unique personality. They really shine through.

I think people poke fun at SC2 because of the dialogue. I mean a lot of people remember the phrases "queen bitch of the universe" or "some day I'll be the one that kills you" and really well done monologues during campaign levels. SC2 doesn't have a lot of that.

There will always be a nostalgia factor, but I think its better to acknowledge that and design around it. HotS did a better job of that than WoL. I'm actually pretty excited for Legacy of the Void...and a part of me legitimately cannot shake the fact that time travel will be involved.
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derElbe
Profile Joined February 2009
Germany571 Posts
March 30 2013 07:10 GMT
#119
nice one!

reaver for life!
Hoejja - Bisu - Leenock - TLO
Latham
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
9563 Posts
March 30 2013 08:43 GMT
#120
On March 30 2013 04:06 awwnuts07 wrote:
Show nested quote +
While Brood War did not break literary boundaries, its narrative and dialog were, for many, a compelling piece of work in comparison to StarCraft II.


You're obviously wearing your nostalgia goggles. Writing has never been Blizzard's strong suit.


Geopolitical story with a few memorable characters >>>>>> shit cowboy love story with a few planets mixed in

On March 30 2013 10:56 emc wrote:
I actually think we'll get something like this, or at least the campaign will take place several years after HotS with you going back in time and undoing certain things. I have a hunch you will prevent kerrigan from killing mengsk for some reason just to ruin everything you did in hots.


This man speaks the truth. HotS made WoL's story irrelevant. LotV will make any story we advanced in HotS irrelevant.

Also, nerf bunkers.
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Kittan
Profile Joined April 2012
Poland3999 Posts
March 30 2013 14:44 GMT
#121
Yes but does that Mothership ability give both players access to the ancient LAN technology?!?

5/5
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jax1492
Profile Joined November 2009
United States1632 Posts
March 30 2013 14:54 GMT
#122
lmao ... nice job
TaShadan
Profile Joined February 2010
Germany1977 Posts
March 30 2013 16:29 GMT
#123
Raynor and Zeratul are going to beat up some orcs? AWESOME!
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Falling
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada11367 Posts
March 30 2013 16:55 GMT
#124
@shindig
I was kinda meh on the whole Primal Zerg thing. They pulled the same re-interpretation with the Orcs in War 3 and while I got over that, I didn't like seeing it crop up yet again. The writing was on the wall with the whole Tassadar prophecy stuff, but I had kinda hoped that was the lie.

I don't particularly like the secret enemy behind the mysterious enemy as an explanation as the first enemy always gets retroactively short-changed. (Didn't like the Mass Effect 3 child-god enemy behind the enemy, either for instance.)

Now as long as Ridley doesn't re-intrepret the Xenomorphs as somehow being the 'good guys' and the last defence against some other enemy...
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Iwik
Profile Joined March 2013
57 Posts
March 30 2013 18:01 GMT
#125
ohhhh yess bring dat reaver
i admit there was a time in my life that i thought that putting my birthday in my username was cool
Antisocialmunky
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States5912 Posts
March 30 2013 18:08 GMT
#126
On March 30 2013 00:28 Liquid`Jinro wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 29 2013 22:04 spinesheath wrote:
Time travel within an actual multiplayer game would be epic: 1 second into the game a massive army of your own units suddenly appears in front of your base, sent from the future in order to take out the opponent while he is still weak.

Once you crush your opponent, you have to click "keep playing", build up the aforementioned massive army and send it back in time or else you could never have taken out your opponent in the first place. You have to remember the exact army composition and location too.

There's actually an RTS game with this exact mechanic out there... I think it's out of beta by now. Indie game, can't remember the name, but absolutely crazy concept. Graphics and UI not to my taste but crazy that they managed to execute that concept into an actual game imo!

http://www.achrongame.com/site/
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Callynn
Profile Joined December 2010
Netherlands917 Posts
March 30 2013 18:11 GMT
#127
If only...
Comparing BW with SCII is like comparing a beautiful three-master sailing ship with a modern battlecruiser. Both are beautiful in their own way, both perform the same task, but they are worlds apart in how they are built and how they are steered.
SHOOG
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
United States1639 Posts
March 30 2013 18:54 GMT
#128
Fantastic post!
Got some really good laughs from it!
Especially the time warp sending the players to use previous patches.
surfinbird1
Profile Joined September 2009
Germany999 Posts
March 30 2013 19:43 GMT
#129
Dude, where's my DeLorean?
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vidium
Profile Joined January 2012
Romania222 Posts
March 30 2013 21:49 GMT
#130
Legacy of the Void, Jim raynor and Kerrigan have a baby, and he gets to grow up and play with zerglings, marines and Zeratul.
You ever notice how no one returns to the barracks?
UrsusRex
Profile Joined July 2012
United States85 Posts
March 31 2013 03:01 GMT
#131
Its an improvement over heart of the swarm if nothing else.
"It is not sufficient that I succeed - all others must fail" - Genghis Khan
SausageLinks
Profile Joined December 2010
United States93 Posts
March 31 2013 05:13 GMT
#132
at least maybe we'll have LAN capabilities Kappa

amazing blog post LOL, two thumbs up!
n00b never die
CloudMage
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada221 Posts
March 31 2013 08:06 GMT
#133
this sounds awesome :D
HuK <3 WhiteRa <3 Grubby <3 TLO <3 Day[9] <3
dogmode
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Philippines491 Posts
March 31 2013 10:47 GMT
#134
LOL! Excellent work funny guy!
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Hexo411
Profile Joined June 2012
Croatia59 Posts
March 31 2013 11:57 GMT
#135
Jim leaves Kerrigan for Matt Horner!
FlaShFTW
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10219 Posts
March 31 2013 17:43 GMT
#136
LAWLd hard. would play this game. xD
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B1itZZ
Profile Joined July 2012
United Kingdom70 Posts
March 31 2013 22:15 GMT
#137
Definite 5/5! Nice work, made me laugh.
ObeseHydra
Profile Joined March 2013
Brazil196 Posts
April 01 2013 02:19 GMT
#138
OMG so amazing! "Excelent Adventure" captured me as soon as I read it!
Miss_Foxy
Profile Joined March 2012
Singapore109 Posts
April 01 2013 09:57 GMT
#139
GOSH I WANT TO BUY SC2 AGAIN
I love Blizzard's stuff and Korea ~ <3
Yorbon
Profile Joined December 2011
Netherlands4272 Posts
April 01 2013 11:16 GMT
#140
Hahaha, this was hilarious, good job! :D
thezanursic
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
5492 Posts
April 02 2013 06:14 GMT
#141

[image loading]

Awesome!
http://i45.tinypic.com/9j2cdc.jpg Let it be so!
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
April 02 2013 08:02 GMT
#142
"additionally something something Bunker build time." lol brilliant XD
Awesome writeup, seem like legacy of the void will be on BW's level, so excited :D
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
MasterCynical
Profile Joined September 2012
505 Posts
April 02 2013 08:27 GMT
#143
wait.

so this isn't real?

I am disappoint.
Mobius_1
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2763 Posts
April 02 2013 10:06 GMT
#144
On March 30 2013 01:46 marcelluspye wrote:
no lan 0/10

You need to cast time warp at 88/200 supply and you unlock LAN functionality.

BTW a review from the future: "99/100, definitely GOTY of the year." -IGN
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CryingCow
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada149 Posts
April 02 2013 14:37 GMT
#145
was heart of the swarm campaign so bad that it just cant be fixed?

I havent actually played hots yet.
Hi! :)
TheLunatic
Profile Joined February 2011
309 Posts
April 02 2013 23:04 GMT
#146
Lame. Was looking forward to a real sneak peak
alteredclone
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States110 Posts
April 05 2013 19:20 GMT
#147
9/8 >2
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Hexo411
Profile Joined June 2012
Croatia59 Posts
April 06 2013 16:13 GMT
#148
On April 02 2013 19:06 Mobius_1 wrote:
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On March 30 2013 01:46 marcelluspye wrote:
no lan 0/10

You need to cast time warp at 88/200 supply and you unlock LAN functionality.

BTW a review from the future: "99/100, definitely GOTY of the year." -IGN


Game of the year of the year?

But I disagree on the modest revirew, I'm betting they are going to proclaim it to be the best game of all TIME! (get it? get it?)

They are going to remove the past reviews and declare it to be the best game from the big bang untill the end of time...
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
April 06 2013 19:17 GMT
#149
the William Wallace campaign from aoe2 lol
Maxyim
Profile Joined March 2012
430 Posts
April 09 2013 02:34 GMT
#150
Nice troll will read again.
WombaT
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Northern Ireland25932 Posts
April 09 2013 07:47 GMT
#151
This is among the fucking funniest 'silly' threads I have ever read on here.

5/5, would read again.
'You'll always be the cuddly marsupial of my heart, despite the inherent flaws of your ancestry' - Squat
SoloZergg
Profile Joined October 2011
United States90 Posts
April 09 2013 15:27 GMT
#152
I actually love the idea of going back to BW-style for a few games. This sounds like more fun than HotS campaign was...but then again, that's not too difficult.
I fuckin' love lurkers...
AnomalySC2
Profile Joined August 2012
United States2073 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-11 19:25:13
April 11 2013 19:23 GMT
#153
On April 02 2013 23:37 CryingCow wrote:
was heart of the swarm campaign so bad that it just cant be fixed?

I havent actually played hots yet.


The mission design and gameplay are simply the best I've ever experienced in an rts campaign. The story follows some predictable guidelines but it didn't strike me as horrible by any means. I liked a few of the new characters they introduced (and one of the old timers heh), but really the gameplay is so fun I immediately restarted it on brutal after completing it on normal. I also forgot just how pretty the SC2 engine could look considering I always play multiplayer with mostly low settings.
thundertoss
Profile Joined March 2010
United States1166 Posts
April 17 2013 17:21 GMT
#154
I'm still just imagining DT's in WC2.
Underneath David Kims banelings is another control group of banelings.
wUndertUnge
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1125 Posts
April 18 2013 19:51 GMT
#155
On April 12 2013 04:23 AnomalySC2 wrote:
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On April 02 2013 23:37 CryingCow wrote:
was heart of the swarm campaign so bad that it just cant be fixed?

I havent actually played hots yet.


The mission design and gameplay are simply the best I've ever experienced in an rts campaign. The story follows some predictable guidelines but it didn't strike me as horrible by any means. I liked a few of the new characters they introduced (and one of the old timers heh), but really the gameplay is so fun I immediately restarted it on brutal after completing it on normal. I also forgot just how pretty the SC2 engine could look considering I always play multiplayer with mostly low settings.


I don’t believe in objectivity when it comes to artistic productions. A lot of people really dig the campaign of HoTS, which is cool. It’s all fairly subjective. With that said, HoTS is about as objectively close as you can get to being terrible, despite many people enjoying it.

Now, I’m pretty well-read and I enjoy high-brow movies as much as I enjoy low-brow. The original Starcraft was tightly knit, did some innovative things for the story through gameplay and cut scenes. Multiple perspectives based on race through one story line where each race’s campaign contributed and built on the entirety of the story? Yes, thank you. As far as SC1 goes, it’s not Dostoyevsky, but as a science fiction story and game, it really is very well done. It had intrigue. You wanted to figure out what would happen next.

By comparison, HoTS is a total shit show. There are some clever moments, but it relies a lot on cliché. Now, SC1 was certainly taking on standard sci-fi motifs, but it truly was its own universe. How else could this story with all of its lore sit so high up on all of our lists. I think my taste, even as an 18 year old, was pretty pick and refined. That story has stuck with me. HoTS is the complete opposite. It took this amazing IP that built on the standard and was wholly original and devolved into cliché.

To each his own, though. For me, SC1 (Brood War got pretty cheesy) is at the top of not just video games but Sci-Fi as a whole. SC2 will always live on for me as wasted potential.
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Falling
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada11367 Posts
April 19 2013 06:15 GMT
#156
This Nerf Now comic is relevant:

http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/976

Text underneath:
Ignore revenge, acquire zerg infested ass.

I'm sure Fenix and all fools who followed Raynor to their deaths are spinning in their graves.
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