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MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10341 Posts
March 11 2013 05:09 GMT
#21
Cover your surface with a clearish tarp. Cover said tarp with fresh silicone. Watch kids ruin their shoes, also, parents will wonder what happened to shoes lol
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DDie
Profile Joined April 2010
Brazil2369 Posts
March 11 2013 05:10 GMT
#22
On March 11 2013 13:37 Grobyc wrote:
but then i have a broken trampoline and a lawsuit? lol



Or you could make the parents pay for the trampoline the kids ''broke''?
''Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.''
ZeromuS
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada13389 Posts
March 11 2013 05:16 GMT
#23
The worst part is if they hurt themselves you are liable. So yeah chase em away or actually call the cops on the kids and get their parents involved.
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Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
March 11 2013 05:23 GMT
#24
On March 11 2013 14:00 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2013 13:05 endy wrote:
You have to do something. If one of those kids somehow cracks his skull on the trampoline, his parents are going to sue for not having a locked down fence around it.

Isn't there a way of taking it to pieces rather than putting the whole thing in a storage room ?

I don't know about legal issues and maybe this is me just being ignorant but a world where you're held responsible for kids illegally trespassing on your property and getting hurt is messed up, regardless of whether there is a locked down fence on it or not.

Unfortunately that's how it is people are so litigation-happy these days..... there is actually a very big chance he'd be sued if the kids, who were trespassing, hurt themselves in some way. Sucks.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Kiante
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia7069 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-11 05:24:51
March 11 2013 05:24 GMT
#25
either call the cops or completely ignore them. Kids will be drawn to do stuff if you forbid it up to a certain point. You're obviously not going to beat children with a weapon so cops is the only realistic option. you need to escalate it to a point where they're too scared to do it, or ignore it so they get bored and move on.


source: had some kids in my neighbourhood who thought it was cool to knock and run on my door all day. ignored them for a week and it's never happened again. i found that asking them to stop just made it go further. you have to remember that kids aren't rational human beings. treat them like kids and you'll be fine
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-11 05:31:24
March 11 2013 05:30 GMT
#26
On March 11 2013 14:09 MountainDewJunkie wrote:
Cover your surface with a clearish tarp. Cover said tarp with fresh silicone. Watch kids ruin their shoes, also, parents will wonder what happened to shoes lol

And hope that kids happen to jump on the said fresh silicone the following 10 minutes after laying it? If only I could be so lucky.
On March 11 2013 14:10 DDie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2013 13:37 Grobyc wrote:
but then i have a broken trampoline and a lawsuit? lol



Or you could make the parents pay for the trampoline the kids ''broke''?

How am I supposed to know who broke it and prove it?
On March 11 2013 14:24 Kiante wrote:
either call the cops or completely ignore them. Kids will be drawn to do stuff if you forbid it up to a certain point. You're obviously not going to beat children with a weapon so cops is the only realistic option. you need to escalate it to a point where they're too scared to do it, or ignore it so they get bored and move on.


source: had some kids in my neighbourhood who thought it was cool to knock and run on my door all day. ignored them for a week and it's never happened again. i found that asking them to stop just made it go further. you have to remember that kids aren't rational human beings. treat them like kids and you'll be fine

The thing is I've already caught them on it and told them to stay off so many times it seems to late for that, and I still don't think the scare factor of cops is going to keep them away. I'm still kind of leaning towards removing the legs and locking it up, I dunno.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Darkren
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1841 Posts
March 11 2013 05:35 GMT
#27
On March 11 2013 13:07 Jaaaaasper wrote:
I would recommend actually calling the police next time, or taking the legs off. You could also set up a security camera and show up to talk to parents with proof, or the same with the police.


Really????, are u suggesting take the legs off the trampoline or the kids?

Also a bit of an exageration considering their kids, u could go out and meet them and their parents and just talk about it.

"Yeah, I send (hopefully) helpful PM's quite frequently. You don't have to warn/ban everything" - KadaverBB
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
March 11 2013 05:40 GMT
#28
Darkren, he's definitely talking about taking the legs off of the trampoline lol. It's been suggested a few times in this thread already anyway. Don't worry, nobody is seriously suggesting he physically disable them =P
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
March 11 2013 05:45 GMT
#29
DISABLE ALL THE CHILDREN
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
March 11 2013 05:48 GMT
#30
On March 11 2013 14:45 Grobyc wrote:
DISABLE ALL THE CHILDREN

LOL

well they're teenagers so there should be no problem there, do it for great justice ^_^
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
ZeromuS
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada13389 Posts
March 11 2013 05:51 GMT
#31
Don't lock away your trampoline because there are kids on it.

If you have a fence, try to secure it around the tramp?
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
March 11 2013 05:59 GMT
#32
Don't have a fence, front yard is moderately open. I'm not going to lock it away in a shed or anything, I just feel like I should lock it to something stationary in the corner of the yard so they don't steal it when I take off the legs. I wouldn't be surprised if they wanted to take it out of spite once I remove the legs.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
sths
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
Australia192 Posts
March 11 2013 06:11 GMT
#33
Buy a few long length chains, wrap them across the bouncy area and then use a pad lock on the chains. The kids won't be able to bounce on it since theres ropes of chains on it and you can use it when you want.

Kiante
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia7069 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-11 06:12:46
March 11 2013 06:12 GMT
#34
get a surveilance camera. identify the children. speak to their parents. speak to the cops. voila

get serious or go home
Writer
LML
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Germany1764 Posts
March 11 2013 06:25 GMT
#35
On March 11 2013 14:23 Aerisky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2013 14:00 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
On March 11 2013 13:05 endy wrote:
You have to do something. If one of those kids somehow cracks his skull on the trampoline, his parents are going to sue for not having a locked down fence around it.

Isn't there a way of taking it to pieces rather than putting the whole thing in a storage room ?

I don't know about legal issues and maybe this is me just being ignorant but a world where you're held responsible for kids illegally trespassing on your property and getting hurt is messed up, regardless of whether there is a locked down fence on it or not.

Unfortunately that's how it is people are so litigation-happy these days..... there is actually a very big chance he'd be sued if the kids, who were trespassing, hurt themselves in some way. Sucks.


what if you put up a sign that states that trespassing is not allowed and you're not liable for injuries that occure if not following this rule?

Also the chains around the trampoline's bouncing area is probably not too bad, either.
LML
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
March 11 2013 06:30 GMT
#36
I like the chains on the bouncing area as well!

Putting up that sign still may not work ;__; there was a court case in which woman successfully sued McDonald's after she spilled hot coffee on herself. The cups are all clearly labeled "caution: contents may be hot" so I'm really not sure how that works. Saying that you aren't liable doesn't necessarily mean you really aren't even if you give a warning I think
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
MaestroSC
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States2073 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-11 06:42:17
March 11 2013 06:39 GMT
#37
Shoot them with a paintball gun... or hose. Sneakiness will be necessary in order for either to be successful.

Your house might get egged and you might have pissed off teens/parents coming to your door in which case you answer the door in nothing but your underwear, holding a samurai sword, with some sort of mask on. Act casually, and just tell them you were practising when they rang the door bell.

Also.. if u left a trampoline in your front yard..and i was a neighbor... i would totally jump on your trampoline =/. I would quit after you yelled at or chased me... my little brother would be one of the assholes who u would have to physically catch and harm to get him to stop... he is kinda an asshole, and prefers to do something more, once he figures out it makes someone else angry.

New idea... set footsnares/booby traps on front yard. Win win... they stop touching your trampoline, or you get to cackle maniacally as you hear shouts of pain from your front yard.

then again.,.. just chase them with a bat like u planned... but only wearing your underwear and a mask... think of the nightmares that would leave them with. Nobody fucks with the "crazy neighbor"
Arisen
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States2382 Posts
March 11 2013 06:57 GMT
#38
There was this guy in our neighborhood when I was younger who was really rich. His family had everything a kid could want. A lot of people would sneak onto his property and bounce on the trampoline or swim in their lake (yes, they had their own goddamn lake), or what have you. So the solution he came up with was to put a bed of nails under his trampoline so that if you got to a decent bounce and slammed back down you would hit the nails. A couple of kids ended up in the hospital, so i guess it worked. Of course there were rumors he killed some kids too, so maybe not the best example XD
"If you're not angry, you're not paying attention"
LML
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Germany1764 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-11 07:12:36
March 11 2013 07:12 GMT
#39
On March 11 2013 15:30 Aerisky wrote:
there was a court case in which woman successfully sued McDonald's after she spilled hot coffee on herself.


only in the USA .. lol
LML
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-11 07:58:20
March 11 2013 07:57 GMT
#40
I hope none of the kids go "YOU MAD BRO?!?!??!?!?!?!" over and over again. If they did, then I would say that you are morally justified to beat the living shit of them. I fucking hate people who think they are the new Borat.

Also, I hearde your name is Cyborg backwards! I guess the rumors were true :D :D :D
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