EPTFucking monster pigeon - Page 3
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aLt)nirvana
Singapore846 Posts
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kafkaesque
Germany2006 Posts
On August 28 2012 02:28 PiGStarcraft wrote: Silently shaking with laughter while tears run down my face! Trying not to wake the girlfriend but I can't stop laughing at your descriptions of the monster lol! Glad I could make you laugh. Had I thought to make a picture, you'd probably be more inclined to feel bad for it, though. | ||
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DreamChaser
1649 Posts
On August 28 2012 00:16 Psychobabas wrote: meanwhile in Africa... ![[image loading]](http://aphs.worldnomads.com/safetyhub/30993/congo_disaster.jpg) I would like to know what you have done for them | ||
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metbull
United States404 Posts
they same way that dog walkers get the job done. | ||
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Aerisky
United States12128 Posts
Cool story but without pictures...it's like batman without money or something. | ||
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States43720 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/g2Mnk.jpg) You're welcome. Alternatively, listen to anyone else's advice in this thread. Also: I repeat the urgency for pics of this ancient pigeon! | ||
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Lokk
Canada635 Posts
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ii.blitzkrieg
Canada1122 Posts
On August 28 2012 00:16 Psychobabas wrote: meanwhile in Africa... Actually, these people lost their homes to fucking monster pigeons. just pick it up with a cardboard box/plastic bag/paper towels or some shit and go throw it in a dumpster? | ||
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marttorn
Norway5211 Posts
 Glad to see you... Uh, got rid of it though! | ||
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KalWarkov
Germany4126 Posts
you will fall in love with him and he will become ur pokemon. Gonna catch em all | ||
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Aerisky
United States12128 Posts
On August 28 2012 04:37 KalWarkov wrote: you should give him food and a bed. you will fall in love with him and he will become ur pokemon. Gonna catch em all + Show Spoiler + It's a trap :| That's incredibly awkward lol. | ||
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Shady Sands
United States4021 Posts
On August 28 2012 02:47 DreamChaser wrote: I would like to know what you have done for them I know--catch the pigeon, breed them, then export them to Africa as food. | ||
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Jerubaal
United States7684 Posts
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Baeron
Germany32 Posts
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Tamburlaine
Canada288 Posts
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Kukaracha
France1954 Posts
I have this sort of dead-pidgeons (or more generally birds) phobia, and a pidgeon once crashed into my balcony window, dying after half an hour of convulsions. I literaly, and by that I mean that I literaly did it, started jumping around like a little girl, shivering in disgust and shouting in French "OHMAHGAHWHATTHAFACK". Fortunately, there was my cat's litter box on the balcony. So I took a broomstick, and taped a small shovel onto it, and dropped the pidgeon inside while looking away (he was heavy, like a rat, Jesus). In fact, I don't even want to tell the rest of the story. | ||
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kollin
United Kingdom8380 Posts
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UmbraaeternuS
Chile476 Posts
No, seriously dude, those damn birds are rats with wings. They carry an endless ammount of (not very nice) germs. Get rid of it, ASAP. Preferably with a box, poking stick and a pair of gloves and a surgical mask. And yes, I am a doctor. I'm not joking. Get rid of it. | ||
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surfinbird1
Germany999 Posts
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galtdunn
United States977 Posts
On August 28 2012 00:09 Antimatterz wrote: This has the best blog title I have read in a long long time. 5/5 ahahahah. So great... Call animal control! Tell them you have a decomposing, fucked monster pigeon. No details. Or the pigeon gets it... | ||
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