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Fucking monster pigeon - Page 2

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Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
August 27 2012 15:36 GMT
#21
Good troll, please leave TL, these poor nerds dont know what thou is doing to them.
Useless wet fish.
Whitley
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States238 Posts
August 27 2012 15:42 GMT
#22
AHAHAHA. As long as she has no idea that you "helped" this pigeon onto her place I don't think you have anything to worry about.
Noam
Profile Joined September 2010
Israel2209 Posts
August 27 2012 15:43 GMT
#23
This blog is 1/5 without pics and 5/5 with pics!
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Cubu
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
1171 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-27 15:53:37
August 27 2012 15:53 GMT
#24
OP said:
he elderly fatso looks like he's partly decomposed. He might be blind, he's losing feathers, he's about to die.

I think we'd all be heartbroken by the sight of it, so yeah... pics please.
Dirkzor
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Denmark1944 Posts
August 27 2012 15:53 GMT
#25
Hahah... At work and I couldn't stop laughing so had to explain it to my co-workers. =)
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bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
August 27 2012 15:54 GMT
#26
PICS BRO

I'm in agreement with the cardboard box crowd, but once you get it in there just toss it off the balcony. If the bird can still fly it will, otherwise it will meet its natural fate. Circle of life.
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kafkaesque
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Germany2006 Posts
August 27 2012 15:55 GMT
#27
Now I wish I made a picture, at least of him sitting there. Obviously I couldn't have made one after inadvertently killing him (twice...).
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PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
August 27 2012 16:07 GMT
#28
On August 28 2012 00:30 kafkaesque wrote:
Fuck me...

I tried to scare him with the shutters, but I must have hit him in the process, so I thought he was done for.

Using a cardboard box, I wanted to throw him off the balcony, but he stirred, so I panicked and he landed on my neighbour's kitchen-window-sill. She's been screaming for a minute straight now...

lolz
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Rice
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1332 Posts
August 27 2012 16:15 GMT
#29
1/5 no pics
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Holgerius
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden16951 Posts
August 27 2012 16:27 GMT
#30
Pics or it didn't happen.
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ghost_403
Profile Joined September 2010
United States1825 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-27 16:34:57
August 27 2012 16:31 GMT
#31
On August 28 2012 01:27 Holgerius wrote:
Pics or it didn't happen.


Second.

If it does end up dying on your porch/balcony/whatever, contact animal control. I'm pretty sure they will come and pick up dead animals if you ask nicely. (Last time we asked, it was a dead deer. You might have a harder time with a pigeon, regardless of it's enormity.)

And finally, pics or it didn't happen. Once more for good measure.

e: dear != deer. Dead dear is very different from a dead deer.
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teddyoojo
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Germany22369 Posts
August 27 2012 16:31 GMT
#32
screenshot plz
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OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
August 27 2012 16:38 GMT
#33
4/5 for decent entertainment, a pic would have made it 5/5 tho
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Zinnwaldite
Profile Joined August 2010
Norway1567 Posts
August 27 2012 16:50 GMT
#34
Just wait for the poor guy to die, then go bury him somewhere.
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POiNTx
Profile Joined July 2010
Belgium309 Posts
August 27 2012 16:55 GMT
#35
We need pictures to effectively help you further out man, can't be done without pictures.
Fuck yeah serotonin
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
August 27 2012 17:01 GMT
#36
eat it and leave its head on a stick on the balcony as a warning to other flying rats that you are not to be trifled with
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ApocAlypsE007
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Israel1007 Posts
August 27 2012 17:11 GMT
#37
Strategy forum guidelines forbids opening [H] topics without a replay... errrrrr PICS PLZ
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Kickboxer
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Slovenia1308 Posts
August 27 2012 17:25 GMT
#38
You can always try peeing on it. Like a fox.
buickskylark
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada664 Posts
August 27 2012 17:27 GMT
#39
when life gives you a fat pigeon....

make pigeon-ade?
PiGStarcraft
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Australia1000 Posts
August 27 2012 17:28 GMT
#40
Silently shaking with laughter while tears run down my face! Trying not to wake the girlfriend but I can't stop laughing at your descriptions of the monster lol!
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