Zealotphone (BW and SC2 Telephone parody)

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China2216 Posts

July 20 2012 19:39 GMT

Here's a super ghetto parody of Lady Gaga's Telephone I made. Lyrics are about Brood War and SC2 or some shit. The sound quality is kind of low because I used the default Sound Recorder program, but I think it's pretty clear for the most part. Also it's not actually a video.

Lyrics:

Hello hello terran you scanned but don't see a thing
you are too preoccupied with mid-game macroing
what what imba build you gonna try to do on me
sorry with my APM I'm kinda busy
k-kinda busy
k-kinda busy
sorry with my APM I'm kinda busy

I have got some lurkers morphing here you don't see
you are puttin pressure and you're tryna get me
moving out with bio think you're sly and nifty
and now you're pushing out when your supply is fifty

stop lurkers, stop lurkers, I don't wanna micro no more
you left your head in my base and advanced forth
stop lurkers, stop lurkers, I don't wanna micro no more
you left your head in my base and advanced forth
1a2a3a 1a2a3a AAAHH! 1a2a3a 1a2a3a AAAHH! 1a2a3a 1a2a3a AAAHH! 1a2a3a 1a2a3a AAAHH!

I'm up on the ramp and my lurkers are camped and you're not gonna reach my mining drones
warping some goons and they're swarming you a soon cuz I called them with my zealot phone
I'm up on the ramp and my lurkers are camped and you're not gonna reach my mining drones
warping some goons and they're swarming you a soon cuz I called them with my zealot phone

yo I'm massing thors, I'm massing hellions
i got a massive force, to send you back to hell again
minerals and gas, I got all the elements
make your ultralisks look like retarded elephants
yo I bust raps
zerg wanna rush fast
baneling bust? I'll crush that
fuck that
counterattack
up in your base
terran versus zerg yeah i'm fucking your race
rape infested kerrigan and bust on her face

and all zerg units they seem like gays
so my medivac drop will kill your queen like AIDS

*some other shit* /end

DarkPlasmaBall

United States46502 Posts

July 20 2012 19:45 GMT

Best.

Song.

Ever.

I'm laughing so hard :D

Hyde

Australia14568 Posts

July 20 2012 19:49 GMT

That was pretty good, the high-pitched 'ahhhh' part made me laugh. Nice work.

3FFA

United States3931 Posts

July 20 2012 20:17 GMT

@Start you messed up with the line

'you left my head in my base and advanced forth'
instead you said
"you left your head in your base and advanced forth"
lolz...

mahkan

United States153 Posts

July 20 2012 20:22 GMT

Nice

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China2216 Posts

July 20 2012 20:24 GMT

On July 21 2012 05:17 3FFA wrote:
@Start you messed up with the line

'you left my head in my base and advanced forth'
instead you said
"you left your head in your base and advanced forth"
lolz...

Oh lol. It's supposed to be "you left your head in your base and advanced forth". I originally had it as "I left my head in my base and advanced forth".

Dalguno

United States2446 Posts

July 20 2012 20:28 GMT

Hahaha this is the first Starcraft song that has actually made me laugh since banelings. Freaking amazing, I quite enjoyed that!

Antylamon

United States1981 Posts

July 20 2012 20:45 GMT

Can't help but compare it to this.

I apologize for having ridiculously high standards

ArcticMuse

Australia93 Posts

July 21 2012 15:52 GMT

Its a little bit homophobic tbh...

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China2216 Posts

July 21 2012 16:31 GMT

#10

On July 22 2012 00:52 ArcticMuse wrote:
Its a little bit homophobic tbh...

That's hip hop, yo.

On the real though, I got nothing against gays or anyone else. But I thought the "and all zerg units, they seem like gays/ so my medivac drop will kill your queen like AIDS" was clever (see I'm not homophobic, I'm fellating myself), because in case you didn't notice, "queen" has a triple meaning: 1) the zerg unit, 2) a flamboyant male homosexual, and 3) the fact that Freddie Mercury from Queen died of AIDS. Now of course, this is all horribly offensive and distasteful but I'm just so ruthless with wordplay like that, guy.

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