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phiinix
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States1169 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-11 04:33:51
May 10 2012 23:50 GMT
#1
I recently graduated college, and like most, I've just been trying to find a job. I'll spare the details, but I've been looking for a way to get some money to move to Philadelphia to become a day trader. Also like most, it's proved to be quite difficult, and even though I've proved myself to be a hard worker on paper (double major in 8 quarters) I'm incredibly inexperienced (6 months as a cashier in a cafe, 0 extra curriculars). And so to recount my story, a few weeks ago I was on...

Craigslist. Yes. I know. Craigslist. The most sketchy of sketchy places to find anything. Period.

Anyhow, I found a part time "Insurance Broker Assistant" that said was paying $1600 a month, and required no experience. Seemed too good to be true. But what did it cost? An email with a resume. And so I did, and I got a reply saying "you've been approved, to continue the hiring process please add this email to your contacts list and simply reply". And so I did, and was then asked to add another contact, and reply. So I did. Then I was told my "duties" which was a bunch of basic customer service stuff, and was asked to provide my mailing address and phone number. So I did. Then I was asked to log into my paypal account and change to to verified. Then I was asked to change the account from personal to business (which afaik lets you move larger quanities of money around and stuff). HOLD YOUR HELLIONS. At this point I thought, fuck, I'm going to be asked to withdrawl money from a bounced check or some bs. I wondered long and hard about what someone could do with a paypal email, and then I thought that if people give it out asking for random donations, I should be fine right? I'm the type of person who uses at least 10 passwords for every account (tl, computer, 4 emails, school, etc). I then thought what is now the title of this blog, took a deep breathe and said, screw it, lets do it. What could happen? I put in the information provided to me in the email, and reluctantly clicked submit.

Now after about 7-8 emails, I was sent an employee contract. I saw the subject of the email and thought "I'm totally fucked now". I opened it, read it very carefully, printed it out, signed it, scanned it, and sent it back. I was asked to verify some other information, and success! "You are now an employee of ****" I then received an email from my "supervisor" and was told that there were some delays, BUT NOT TO WORRY. My salary would be unaffected and paid on time. So I waited. I hadn't actually done anything right? No need to worry. Few days later I was told there were some more delays. So I waited. And waited. Then was told that no such delays had happened before, and my "supervisor" had contacted other people and decided I would be receiving a "bonus salary". What? In the meantime though, I should just wait. So I waited. And then I received an email the next day saying a package was being delivered to me, as a "gift" for the delays: a Kindle Touch. What is this madness?

4 hours ago I contacted the front desk at my apartment complex and asked if there was a package for me. Indeed, there was. I went back to my room and prepared to open up what was surely a bomb, but lo and behold:

[image loading]


Free stuff has never made me so confused. I suppose the lesson is, if it seems too good to be true, you might as well go with it if it doesn't cost you anything

****
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
May 10 2012 23:59 GMT
#2
wtf? lol. Keep us updated!
Dubzex
Profile Joined October 2010
United States6994 Posts
May 11 2012 00:07 GMT
#3
Keep us updated please. This is just... weird.
"DONT UNDERESTIMATE MY CARRY OR YOU WILL BE CARRIED INTO THE ABYSS OF SUFFERING" - Tyler 'TC' Cook
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
May 11 2012 00:12 GMT
#4
LOLLL what? wtf. Not what I was expecting hahaha
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Firesilver
Profile Joined December 2010
United Kingdom1190 Posts
May 11 2012 00:15 GMT
#5
What the? Crazy series of events but hope it all goes well
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Bippzy
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1466 Posts
May 11 2012 00:17 GMT
#6
The title of the blog kindled a curiosity in me. I was not dissapointed.
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Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
May 11 2012 00:18 GMT
#7
On May 11 2012 09:17 Bippzy wrote:
The title of the blog kindled a curiosity in me. I was not dissapointed.

oh you.
lambda-
Profile Joined May 2010
Germany147 Posts
May 11 2012 00:22 GMT
#8
Thats crazy.
I find it always very suspicious if I receive free stuff, because there is no such thing as free stuff.
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
May 11 2012 00:23 GMT
#9
Yeah keep TL updated, this is actually getting really weird O.o
User was warned for too many mimes.
EienShinwa
Profile Joined May 2010
United States655 Posts
May 11 2012 00:24 GMT
#10
dafuq did I just read? If I read it correctly, congrats! I'm still confused, but congrats!
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. Alice Roosevelt Longworth
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
May 11 2012 00:25 GMT
#11
free kindle 5/5

potential to fuck up your life 5/5

overall blog rating 5/5
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
Dalguno
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2446 Posts
May 11 2012 00:30 GMT
#12
Haha wtf is right, I was thinking this was going to be another tragic blog of somebody getting screwed out of their life savings, etc. Wow man. Now for the bonus salary yeah?
"I'm gonna keep making drones cause I'm a baller, and ballers make drones." -Snute
419
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Russian Federation3631 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-11 00:48:28
May 11 2012 00:37 GMT
#13
At this point I thought, ****, I'm going to be asked to withdrawl money from a bounced check or some bs.

probably they will attempt to use your paypal account for money laundering. For example, money from a phished bank account will be transferred to you, and then they will ask you to transfer the money somewhere else, minus your $1600 "salary".

any paper trail comes squarely to your doorstep. The actions would also make you an accessory to criminal activity. Tread carefully sir.

See: http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/technology/2005-07-10-cyber-mules-cover_x.htm

tbh I would contact the police or something about the free stuff, there is .000000000001% chance that it was acquired legitimately, and I would not be surprised if it was obtained via a stolen credit card number.

PS Do you want to prove that they are not legitimate? From a separate email address, email them the shittiest possible resume you can compose (if you want I can make one). Something so bad that any sane person would never hire you. Odds are they will happily "hire" you.
?
gRzBrandO
Profile Joined January 2012
Canada50 Posts
May 11 2012 00:55 GMT
#14
Couldn't help but to chuckle after I read this blog. Please keep us updated on what other amazing items you gain. 5/5
"You are my fire. The one desire." - The Beatles
memcpy
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States459 Posts
May 11 2012 00:59 GMT
#15
This is gettin good. Keep us posted!
IshinShishi
Profile Joined April 2012
Japan6156 Posts
May 11 2012 01:05 GMT
#16
On May 11 2012 09:37 419 wrote:
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At this point I thought, ****, I'm going to be asked to withdrawl money from a bounced check or some bs.

probably they will attempt to use your paypal account for money laundering. For example, money from a phished bank account will be transferred to you, and then they will ask you to transfer the money somewhere else, minus your $1600 "salary".

any paper trail comes squarely to your doorstep. The actions would also make you an accessory to criminal activity. Tread carefully sir.

See: http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/technology/2005-07-10-cyber-mules-cover_x.htm

tbh I would contact the police or something about the free stuff, there is .000000000001% chance that it was acquired legitimately, and I would not be surprised if it was obtained via a stolen credit card number.

PS Do you want to prove that they are not legitimate? From a separate email address, email them the shittiest possible resume you can compose (if you want I can make one). Something so bad that any sane person would never hire you. Odds are they will happily "hire" you.

Operation started, let's do this.
So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie
Anacletus
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States733 Posts
May 11 2012 01:08 GMT
#17
On May 11 2012 09:37 419 wrote:
Show nested quote +
At this point I thought, ****, I'm going to be asked to withdrawl money from a bounced check or some bs.

probably they will attempt to use your paypal account for money laundering. For example, money from a phished bank account will be transferred to you, and then they will ask you to transfer the money somewhere else, minus your $1600 "salary".

any paper trail comes squarely to your doorstep. The actions would also make you an accessory to criminal activity. Tread carefully sir.

See: http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/technology/2005-07-10-cyber-mules-cover_x.htm

tbh I would contact the police or something about the free stuff, there is .000000000001% chance that it was acquired legitimately, and I would not be surprised if it was obtained via a stolen credit card number.

PS Do you want to prove that they are not legitimate? From a separate email address, email them the shittiest possible resume you can compose (if you want I can make one). Something so bad that any sane person would never hire you. Odds are they will happily "hire" you.


Please do this, I'd hate to have a fellow TLer become a criminal!

Also, press your luck and ask for some e-books to go with it, LOL!
http://talk-to-stimey-please.1324083.n2.nabble.com/
Antimatterz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1010 Posts
May 11 2012 01:17 GMT
#18
Haha wtf, I was waiting for the "I lost all my money and now I feel stupid" line.
"HotBid [11:45 AM]: i dunno i kinda like the big muta shooting smaller mutas out"
Jinsho
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom3101 Posts
May 11 2012 01:20 GMT
#19
Don't accept sketchy jobs.
iSometric
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
2221 Posts
May 11 2012 01:24 GMT
#20
Nice road bike.
strava.com/athletes/zhaodynasty
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