How A Midget Gave Me My Most Embarrassing Moment

For you to best understand my goals, I would like to tell you a little about myself. I am a 24 year old male and I have lived alot of life in my limited years on this planet.

On April 12 2012 07:54 Spikeke wrote:


So you''ve lived alot in your 24 years and the best funny story you have is a prank call from highschool and when you and you're friend watched porn together...? lol have you not done anything since? I read the story, it's was entertaining, definatly not hilarious though. What I find the funniest, is of all of the stories you could of told. You tell this one lol.

Tim was the kind of guy that would return from Spring Break bragging to everyone that he watched all 6 Star Wars movies 86 times through the duration of the time off. He was, to put it mildly, a nerd.

On April 14 2012 13:07 endy wrote:
Great great blog ! Also mspaint draws make everything so much better, it's like the sriracha sauce of blogs.

So the girl was able to record the whole conversation on her phone ? How did she do that ? I'm sure I can find an app on the market to do it, but that was 8 years ago, right ?

5/5

On April 15 2012 07:19 Arthemesia wrote:
5/5. Did your dad move his porn videos after that or were you too traumatized to even go anywhere near his stuff again

On April 18 2012 11:09 StorkHwaiting wrote:
Is King Charlie, CharlieMurphy?

On September 18 2009 09:46 CharlieMurphy wrote:
I've been living in different places pretty much my whole life, I've got so many stories and experiences to share. It's hard just keeping track of the order of all this:

Lived with immediate family in Oregon in a small house in Bend for first 3 years of my life
In Redding CA for a short time with relatives i believe for a year or less
larger house in Medford / for about 5 years. some parents' friends lived with us for a short time
Parents separated and lived with mom and sisters in small duplex in Medford (dad moved to seattle for a year or something) for 2 years
parents back together in a large house in Medford for a year or less
Large house in Grants Pass OR for a year or less
parents separated again and moved to so cal with relatives in a townhouse/condo Huntington Beach CA for a half a year
moved into a larger house with them in Cypress CA for a year
Parents back together again in the old townhouse neighborhood in HB CA lived here for 6 years
parents split final time and moved to big grandparents house nearby, elder sister moved out on her own with random college peoples for 1-2 years
stayed with aunt/uncle for about a month in Sunset Beach CA in apt
Next moved up to Sacramento CA (north highlands area) in apt with my dad and lil sis, she was homesick and moved back after a while. a year maybe?
Moved with dad to small back/side house in Rocklin CA (where he worked) for a year or two
Came back to grandparents house with mom and sis for a year I think
Moved in with friends to small apt Westminster/Santa Ana CA in very dangerous mexican neighborhood. about a year here
got lost on foot one day and ended up at my sister's and dad's condo in Costa Mesa CA, ended up staying there. 6 months i think
Later we moved to a larger condo in the same complex. 2 years maybe?
older sister moved out again and dad moved to Lake Forest CA
I stayed with friend again who moved into nice condo this time.
back and forth a bit from there and g-parents house.
Then now I live in Long Beach CA with a friend.

I've probably got enough stories already to fill a book, which zulu suggested that I write on IRC once. lol

On April 18 2012 12:04 TheToast wrote:


The bios don't seem to match:



Also I doubt CM was a Grandmaster player.

On April 12 2012 07:54 Spikeke wrote:


So you''ve lived alot in your 24 years and the best funny story you have is a prank call from highschool and when you and you're friend watched porn together...? lol have you not done anything since? I read the story, it's was entertaining, definatly not hilarious though. What I find the funniest, is of all of the stories you could of told. You tell this one lol.