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Open Letter to EG

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SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4010 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-19 12:47:44
August 19 2011 12:31 GMT
#1
Dearest Evil Geniuses,

I may be neither player nor event organiser, but I think I could do something to help you with your public image issues in the SC2 community. What I’m going to suggest here might seem a little drastic, but I assure you, it’s been well considered. It’s counter-intuitive, but I’m going to have to ask you to bear with me, I am an expert marketing consultant.*

Since the whole debacle with PR around Team EG’s acquisition of Puma from TSL, there’s been an impression that EG is slow to respond to situations. Moreover, the ill feeling generated by the glacial slowness of the official response was exacerbated by the way that independent third parties (hobbyists, for want of a better word) were treated by EG’s management. I’ll put my hands up now and say that I’m not going to take sides, but these are things to keep in mind.

Similarly, whether correctly or incorrectly, EG has managed to garner a fair bit of bad feeling over its presentation of the acquisition of HuK from Liquid. While many have said that this is just the way business works in esports, there are others who’ve taken the whole affair a lot more personally. Again, let’s not judge anyone here, let’s just be honest about where everyone stands.

I suppose the summation of all this is that Team EG has managed to generate a fair bit of bad blood with some sizeable segments of the community.

Now, you might doubt me, but when it comes to business I’ve always been told it’s good to work to your strengths, so what I have to ask is this:

If Team EG is so good at being perceived as villainous without trying, why not go the whole hog? I mean, if you really drove at it, how evil could you be?


Albeit for me to sit here and pontificate, but can you imagine the draw it would have? No matter who EG was playing against, there would be the Good vs Evil angle to play off. Can you imagine the sheer exultation of fans? Now I don’t mean to sit here and say that being villainous is going to net you more fans; that’s probably not the case… but if you really embraced being an evil-to-the-core team, you’d attract that viewership that just desperately wants to see their team as the good guys.

Be blacker than black. Don’t shy away from being called evil.

Can you imagine the PR opportunities? Can you imagine the criticism?

Team EG is just so evil, I hate them. Please stop being so unrelentingly, irredeemably evil. Please leave us alone, EG.


Can you imagine the responses? Can you imagine the PR?

If I could drink your tears, I would.


It would give EG players carte blanche to behave atrociously at events. Consider the value, not of fame or victory, but of unadulterated infamy, of notoriety beyond compare. Never Surrender, Never GG.

You needn’t stop at being a bit evil though; really run with it. To achieve full supervillain status, EG players may need to spend more time in the gym, but this would synergise well with the new costumes you could roll out if you were fielding a pure evil SC2 team. You could equally have a player like InControL dress in a grey suit, stroking a cat throughout play, à la Ernst Stavro Blofeld.*

Here is a quick mockup of EGBlofeld:

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Of course, you have access to real EG players, so your own results will likely be better than these.


In fact, maybe even change player names to resemble those of spy-movie villains to round out that Evil Genius feel? All you need to do is become a team that people can really honestly hate, not this watered down hate that comes with drama and just being a little BM, but whole heartedly hate, without any redeeming characteristics.

Embrace the villainy. Embrace the ill repute. Embrace the BM.

Be the team you have so long purported to be.

Become Evil Geniuses.


Yours, with hopes of future loathing,

SirJolt






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*I am available as a consultant, but my rates are high. PM me if you’re interested. This is just the most basic of the changes I would make.

**For extra commitment, score a scar deep into one side of his face. He will recover, but his opponents will never doubt his commitment.



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ymir233
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States8275 Posts
August 19 2011 12:40 GMT
#2
5/5, would read again.

EG: I REQUEST A FREAKING IDRA WITH A LASER BEAM ATTACHED TO HIS HEAD
Come motivate me to be cynical about animus at http://infinityandone.blogspot.com/ // Stork proxy gates are beautiful.
Elsid
Profile Joined September 2010
Ireland318 Posts
August 19 2011 12:41 GMT
#3
How come all your blogs are really good <3
bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
August 19 2011 12:43 GMT
#4
Hire this man.
Stay a while and listen || http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=354018
iamperfection
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States9645 Posts
August 19 2011 12:46 GMT
#5
Its like a pro wresteler that turns heeel as they say. Embrace the hate.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=406168&currentpage=78#1551
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
August 19 2011 12:51 GMT
#6
Not as exceptional as your last one about hurting ESPORTS but still a 5/5 blog~
[TLMS] REBOOT
Nesquik
Profile Joined February 2011
United Kingdom600 Posts
August 19 2011 12:51 GMT
#7
I laughed very good blog and good read.
Oh IMMvp won agian but EGHuK getting Ro8 is a way bigger deal - Gootecks
Crais
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2136 Posts
August 19 2011 13:10 GMT
#8
lol funny
RIP MBC Game Hero
Banteng
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States148 Posts
August 19 2011 13:18 GMT
#9
A well reasoned argument indeed! Would this idea include BM catchphrases from each player?
snotboogie
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Australia3550 Posts
August 19 2011 13:19 GMT
#10
5/5 bravo. Would read again.
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
August 19 2011 13:24 GMT
#11
Code S Pro-poster status achieved imo.
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
BobMcJohnson
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
France2916 Posts
August 19 2011 13:24 GMT
#12
Well, actually, it would make and EG fan out of me. Bad to the bone
Romanes eunt domus
Jinsho
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom3101 Posts
August 19 2011 13:32 GMT
#13
Two words: Leather and spikes. Leather, spikes.

Spiked leather. Spiked Leather with spikes, menacing with leathery spikes of leather, depicting leather spikes being spiked by leather.
Noe
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden80 Posts
August 19 2011 13:46 GMT
#14
I don't know how you do it, but you always make me smile with your blogs. Great writing as always.
Shana
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Indonesia1814 Posts
August 19 2011 13:51 GMT
#15
5/5

Great blog as always :p
Believing in what lies ahead. | That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet.
Grettin
Profile Joined April 2010
42381 Posts
August 19 2011 14:00 GMT
#16
Bravo indeed
"If I had force-fields in Brood War, I'd never lose." -Bisu
Drizzt3
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States189 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-19 14:09:59
August 19 2011 14:09 GMT
#17
This post is a joke right? If you actually wanted to write a letter to EG, you would PM Alex, not make a comic post on a public forum. I'm not even going to bother to point out the obvious holes in your argument, because this post doesn't even belong here in the first place.
"Before my time is done I will look down at your corpse and smile."-Brad Pitt (Achilles)
Kiante
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia7069 Posts
August 19 2011 14:17 GMT
#18
u mad bro?

User was warned for this post
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Serejai
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
6007 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-19 15:23:15
August 19 2011 14:17 GMT
#19
On August 19 2011 23:09 Drizzt3 wrote:
This post is a joke right? If you actually wanted to write a letter to EG, you would PM Alex, not make a comic post on a public forum. I'm not even going to bother to point out the obvious holes in your argument, because this post doesn't even belong here in the first place.


I agree wholeheartedly with this poster. I don't think your flawed arguments are going to be very useful here on the forums (not that it would make any difference if you emailed Alex anyway since your logic is bad and full of holes).

Your writing style is also really bad and you don't seem to have any knowledge of StarCraft II. Everyone knows that EG is the best foreign team out there and I feel it's wrong for you to give them advice on how to run things. They seem to be doing a pretty damn good job as it is. Until another team accomplishes even half of what EG has then you have no right to tell them how to improve.
I HAVE 5 TOAST POINTS
deconduo
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Ireland4122 Posts
August 19 2011 14:21 GMT
#20
I completely agree. I also suggest all EG players should be incredibly antagonising when victorious, baiting their opponents and using celebrations such as this one:

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