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Open Letter to EG - Page 3

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Ryalnos
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1946 Posts
August 19 2011 15:47 GMT
#41
On August 19 2011 23:09 Drizzt3 wrote:
This post is a joke right? If you actually wanted to write a letter to EG, you would PM Alex, not make a comic post on a public forum. I'm not even going to bother to point out the obvious holes in your argument, because this post doesn't even belong here in the first place.


You must not have read any of SirJolt's blog posts before (and seem to be a little slow to boot).
UltimateHurl
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Ireland591 Posts
August 19 2011 15:50 GMT
#42
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Evil Geniuses. If they weren't named for the 2004 video game I don't know what they were named for:
[image loading]
JinDesu
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States3990 Posts
August 19 2011 16:10 GMT
#43
On August 20 2011 00:50 UltimateHurl wrote:
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Evil Geniuses. If they weren't named for the 2004 video game I don't know what they were named for:
[image loading]


This.
Is.
Amazing.

*loling hard on floor*
Yargh
Iyerbeth
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
England2410 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-19 16:19:32
August 19 2011 16:18 GMT
#44
First, awesome blog. But it got me thinking, you're absolutely right, these teams would be way cooler if they were true to their name. Therefore, in a similar vein, I'm hereby asking for all of Team Liquid's players to be imbued with the superpower ability to turn themselves in to a completely liquid state.

I believe these changes would be great for viewers and if Team Liquid or Evil Geniuses decline, they're doing it purposely to kill ESPORTS!
♥ Liquid`Sheth ♥ Liquid`TLO ♥
Yanki
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Denmark14 Posts
August 19 2011 17:17 GMT
#45
And and they could get CombatEX - No seriously I love this.
Already kind of a fan but a real evil EG and I'd love them even more! xD
Never GG, Never Surrender
UltimateHurl
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Ireland591 Posts
August 19 2011 17:24 GMT
#46
On August 20 2011 01:10 JinDesu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 20 2011 00:50 UltimateHurl wrote:
stuff!


This.
Is.
Amazing.

*loling hard on floor*
[/img]
Thanks

Want to see an EG vs TL battle royale!
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
August 19 2011 17:30 GMT
#47
That was the longest incontrol joke I've ever read.
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3454 Posts
August 19 2011 17:51 GMT
#48
Stories need villains.
Evil's even in their name!
Pretty cool post, sir.
A build is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch, a feeling, or a foolish intuition. A build is a dependable, unwavering, unarguably accurate, portrayer of your ambition.
blahman3344
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2015 Posts
August 19 2011 17:58 GMT
#49
Interesting...a bold move, but i can see where you're going with your logic here....it's Evil, yet so Genius at the same time. SirJolt, you are quite the maverick in marketing and publicity.
I like haikus and / I can not lie. You other / brothers can't deny
Revolt
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States288 Posts
August 19 2011 18:54 GMT
#50
On August 19 2011 23:09 Drizzt3 wrote:
This post is a joke right? If you actually wanted to write a letter to EG, you would PM Alex, not make a comic post on a public forum. I'm not even going to bother to point out the obvious holes in your argument, because this post doesn't even belong here in the first place.


i have to agree with this guy.

i hope this was a comical post, nothing serious. i enjoy reading your blogs sirjolt. xD
A depth of pure blue just to probe curiosity.
W2
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States1177 Posts
August 19 2011 18:56 GMT
#51
This is what ive been saying all along. There are advantages of being the bad guy and that is not adhering to standard etiquette. sAvior is a mastermind/beast/maestro but no team will take the reputation risk in acquiring him. While the good teams spend their dollars scouting and breeding talent the right way, EG can bypass all of that and just poach the hell out of everyone good. Imagine adding sAvior, DRG, jjakji, Puzzle to the linup of idra huk and puma. This is already assuming the top tier teams like IM and Slayers have a strong hold on their players.
Hi
Tegin
Profile Joined November 2010
United States840 Posts
August 19 2011 19:06 GMT
#52
Hire this man!
5/5
Pain is weakness leaving the body.
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
August 19 2011 19:11 GMT
#53
Guys obviously he was completely serious about this.
Why would he PM Alex this information when he could both attach community feedback and advertise his services in all its brilliance at the same time.
Also now with witnesses he will get compensated when Incontrol shaves his head.
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
sRapers_ValkS
Profile Joined August 2009
United States644 Posts
August 19 2011 20:32 GMT
#54
i wanna see LZ get VICIOUS
ymir233
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States8275 Posts
August 19 2011 23:19 GMT
#55
On August 20 2011 00:27 shindigs wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 20 2011 00:21 GHOSTCLAW wrote:
I mean their name already puts them halfway there.

bbl photoshopping vaderhuk



YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO DESTROY THE GRACK, NOT JOIN HIM


LMAO SO GOOD.

EG.HuK: Don't make me 4gate you.
Liquid`Tyler: HuK, my allegiance is to the Liquid`, to the oGs-TL FAMILY!
Come motivate me to be cynical about animus at http://infinityandone.blogspot.com/ // Stork proxy gates are beautiful.
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
August 19 2011 23:33 GMT
#56
Nice blog 5/5!
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
turdburgler
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
England6749 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-20 00:25:52
August 20 2011 00:25 GMT
#57
On August 20 2011 00:09 Bloodash wrote:
Lol great blog! ^^
this sparked my imagination, let's imagine all the EG players in their evil role:

Machine: The borg
[image loading]
fits the zerg, both keen on taking over the universe, no free will

Idra: Grima Wormtongue
[image loading]
somehow it was the first thing that came into my mind and it kinda fits, so I'm sticking with it

Incontrol: Doctor Evil would be good, but I'll go with
Jason X
[image loading]
he also likes to crush people ;D

Sir Scoots: Jigsaw
[image loading]
The mastermind

I couldn't come up with a decent British villain for Demuslim unfortunately :/



machine is far less effective than the borg

machine is like a dalek and terran is like some stairs
Mobius_1
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2763 Posts
August 20 2011 01:38 GMT
#58
SirJolt, you realise that Incontrol's good manners and niceness is really just a front for EG's true plans to rule over all of ESPORTS? He humourously and silently and unknowningly seeds ideas of pity for horses in episodes of SOTG and make us look to TL.net for comfort and consolation, where his minion and right-hand Nazgul seeks to control us all and weaken us and turn us over to the dark lord's rule.

Only the SlayerS fellowship, on their long journey from their hobbit huts in Seoul can save us, and restore the true king of the lands Lim Yohwan and his beautiful elven queen, Jessica.

Oh, and I'm picturing Day9 as Gandalf, and it's pure gold.
Starleague Forever. RIP KT Violet~
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
August 20 2011 02:27 GMT
#59
On August 20 2011 00:50 UltimateHurl wrote:
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Evil Geniuses. If they weren't named for the 2004 video game I don't know what they were named for:
[image loading]

You are so right. Thank you for letting out the truth. O the truth.... it feels so good....

"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6786 Posts
August 20 2011 08:49 GMT
#60
5/5 as always SirJolt :D
Forti et Fideli ~ TL Mafia Forum: Come play with us! ~ Go Samsung KHAN, Stork, JangBi , Shine, Grape, and TurN Fighting!~ wat
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