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Open Letter to EG - Page 2

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SenorChang
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia4730 Posts
August 19 2011 14:22 GMT
#21
On August 19 2011 23:09 Drizzt3 wrote:
This post is a joke right? If you actually wanted to write a letter to EG, you would PM Alex, not make a comic post on a public forum. I'm not even going to bother to point out the obvious holes in your argument, because this post doesn't even belong here in the first place.

This guy is completely correct.

Have you ever even made a blog post before, SirJolt? What were you thinking!
ლ(╹◡╹ლ)
CryMore
Profile Joined March 2010
United States497 Posts
August 19 2011 14:23 GMT
#22
<3 you SirJolt.

They should all wear black and get the makeup artist for GSL to give them that crazy eyeliner.
"What wins? 3-base Protoss or 2-base Zerg?" "1-base Terran"
Opera
Profile Joined March 2011
France469 Posts
August 19 2011 14:29 GMT
#23
That would make me a fan of EG
It ain't over till it's over
Orpheos
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1663 Posts
August 19 2011 14:35 GMT
#24
whole team embodies Idra? pro strats
LuckyFool
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States9016 Posts
August 19 2011 14:50 GMT
#25
Such a great post!!! Loved it.
tripper688
Profile Joined January 2011
United States569 Posts
August 19 2011 15:01 GMT
#26
Oh my goodness, this is pure gold.
"Excuse me I gotta do some vacuuming really fast *vrrrrrrmmmmmmmmm*" Day[9]
Madera
Profile Joined July 2011
Sweden2672 Posts
August 19 2011 15:03 GMT
#27
Haha, your blogs are always hilarious.
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
August 19 2011 15:06 GMT
#28
rofl Jolt ^^
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
Bloodash
Profile Joined April 2010
Netherlands1384 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-19 15:12:13
August 19 2011 15:09 GMT
#29
Lol great blog! ^^
this sparked my imagination, let's imagine all the EG players in their evil role:

Machine: The borg
[image loading]
fits the zerg, both keen on taking over the universe, no free will

Idra: Grima Wormtongue
[image loading]
somehow it was the first thing that came into my mind and it kinda fits, so I'm sticking with it

Incontrol: Doctor Evil would be good, but I'll go with
Jason X
[image loading]
he also likes to crush people ;D

Sir Scoots: Jigsaw
[image loading]
The mastermind

I couldn't come up with a decent British villain for Demuslim unfortunately :/
I'll bite this hand that feeds me, and take it for my own!
Steel
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Japan2283 Posts
August 19 2011 15:13 GMT
#30
Not a bad idea, though they couldn't do things that are evil to the point of being illegal

Try another route paperboy.
intotheheart
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada33091 Posts
August 19 2011 15:16 GMT
#31
I feel that the EG team should watch/do FBH-esque ceremonies.
kiss kiss fall in love
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4016 Posts
August 19 2011 15:20 GMT
#32
On August 19 2011 23:09 Drizzt3 wrote:
This post is a joke right? If you actually wanted to write a letter to EG, you would PM Alex, not make a comic post on a public forum. I'm not even going to bother to point out the obvious holes in your argument, because this post doesn't even belong here in the first place.


Are you familiar with the concept of an open letter?

In my defense, I did highlight this post to Team EG around the time I posted it:

[image loading]
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GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
August 19 2011 15:21 GMT
#33
I mean their name already puts them halfway there.

bbl photoshopping vaderhuk
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shindigs
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4795 Posts
August 19 2011 15:27 GMT
#34
On August 20 2011 00:21 GHOSTCLAW wrote:
I mean their name already puts them halfway there.

bbl photoshopping vaderhuk



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Serejai
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
6007 Posts
August 19 2011 15:29 GMT
#35
Huk... you're breaking my heart!
I HAVE 5 TOAST POINTS
SaLaYa
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States363 Posts
August 19 2011 15:32 GMT
#36
HuK will eventually rejoin Liquid, and will meet IdrA in the GSL finals...

If only. That would be hilarious.
Cornell 2014 // eYe_am_SaSsY
kmkg
Profile Joined August 2010
Japan186 Posts
August 19 2011 15:37 GMT
#37
Sponsors would love this. Not.
Livelovedie
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States492 Posts
August 19 2011 15:41 GMT
#38
On August 20 2011 00:09 Bloodash wrote:
Lol great blog! ^^
this sparked my imagination, let's imagine all the EG players in their evil role:

Machine: The borg
[image loading]
fits the zerg, both keen on taking over the universe, no free will

Idra: Grima Wormtongue
[image loading]
somehow it was the first thing that came into my mind and it kinda fits, so I'm sticking with it

Incontrol: Doctor Evil would be good, but I'll go with
Jason X
[image loading]
he also likes to crush people ;D

Sir Scoots: Jigsaw
[image loading]
The mastermind

I couldn't come up with a decent British villain for Demuslim unfortunately :/

Jack the Ripper maybe?
Saad
Profile Joined June 2011
United States50 Posts
August 19 2011 15:43 GMT
#39
Very well written. But I doubt EG will commit to this. Some of their members try to be as well mannered as possible even if it is a bit overdone..
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32164 Posts
August 19 2011 15:47 GMT
#40
YES. The best part about this is the potential for insane interviews and prematch intros



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