EPTTelling a girl that she's hot? - Page 2
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Slayer91
Ireland23335 Posts
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turdburgler
England6749 Posts
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purecarnagge
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Servius_Fulvius
United States947 Posts
You: You're not fat. As a matter of fact, I think you're beautiful. Done. Stop overthinking and overcomplicating simple one-sentence compliment. | ||
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beberly
United States117 Posts
On July 27 2011 02:38 Servius_Fulvius wrote: Girl: Blah! I'm fat. You: You're not fat. As a matter of fact, I think you're beautiful. Done. Stop overthinking and overcomplicating simple one-sentence compliment. This man speaks the truth. It only becomes creepy or sounds like a come-on if you say it like a creeper or you actually are coming on to her. Only incredible vanity would lead someone to think that being told they're pretty meant "OMG I WANT TO BE INSIDE YOU." So my advice: tell her she's pretty. But don't be creepy. | ||
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kainzero
United States5211 Posts
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Torenhire
United States11681 Posts
On July 27 2011 01:32 RedJustice wrote: She probably has a self-image issue, if she isn't obviously doing it because she knows she's hot and just wants the attention. Many girls look great, but get this idea from somewhere that they don't, and it becomes really hard for them to believe it when you say they look good. (I am speaking from experience-- I am a fairly slim woman with a good figure but for years I really believed I was almost obese because of remarks my father constantly made to me since I was little about how I needed to exercise more and stop eating food because my ass looked big in my jeans. (Yeah, he's an ass.) I developed an eating disorder and just stopped eating hardly anything for a few years.) If you are concerned that maybe she isn't eating right, or over-exercising to an unhealthy point, speak to a school councilor about it, or confront her about it. When she says she needs to lose weight, etc. it's better to get annoyed that sympathetic. Tell her to stop talking like that, it's bullshit. This is a different approach than many people take and will probably get more attention from her than saying no, no, you look fine (this will go in one ear and out the other). The best way to do this is to say something when she has NOT just said she thinks she needs to lose weight or something along that line. If you say it after she says something, she is likely to think that you are speaking reflexively to what she said, and not necessarily sincere. Instead, when you see her, find something to compliment her about-- tell her you really like her hair, or she looks really great in her summer dress, or whatever you happen to find attractive. This is a really nice surprise for many girls and makes them happy to hear that someone is noticing something they find attractive about them. Red's pretty hot. <3 ...I am not very subtle, though. My advice wouldn't help much. >_> | ||
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Servius_Fulvius
United States947 Posts
On July 27 2011 01:32 RedJustice wrote: Instead, when you see her, find something to compliment her about I kind of wish I read this comment before posting. Ok, I have an addenda to the previous conversation: Girl: I can't BELIEVE my last match of Season 2 was against an all-in 4gate with 8 proxy pylons!!! I should have stopped with the game before when I won with that nuke rush... You: LAWL! I still can't believe you beat masters players with that cheesy strat. By the way, I like the way you did your hair this morning; it looks really cute. Anyways, how did your Season 3 placement go? Obviousy the topic of the conversation will be whatever you usually talk about. Though it would be very cool if this is what you normally talked about! And since it will be a fun use of the next few minutes, here's some ways NOT to say it: ================= Girl: Blah! I'm fat You: O-EHM-GEE you are SO not fat! ================= Girl: Blah! I'm fat You: Yes, you are. ================= Girl: Blah! I'm fat You: STFU YOURE SO HOT I WANT TO BE INSIDE YOU ================= Girl: ...and that's why my family doesn't talk to smelly Uncle Phil! You: That was a riveting story! B-T-DUBS, I like your dress. It makes you look good. [awkward silence] You: I meant, that is, you look good NORMALLY but today you look especially good. Like if I were a girl and you were a model I would totally buy that dress. But what am I saying? If I were a girl I'd have too much body hair. And no boobs. But yeah. You look good. ================= You: YOU LOOK GREAT! I mean, hi. What's up? Girl: I don't look good, I'm fa- [she can't talk because you placed two fingers over her lips] You: Shhhhh. Now now, we can't be having none of that. Girl you so fine that you make me happy in the pants. Now relax and enjoy while I take you on the loooooooove express. Girl: *Swoons* ================= Well that was a fun use of ten minutes. Go forth and prosper! | ||
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Brees
Marshall Islands3404 Posts
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YoureFired
United States822 Posts
Girl: I'm fat You: No you're not, you're perfect (/beautiful /hot) The "perfect" line works on friends too, I use it on girls that I'm platonic with because there's no specific innuendo in the word too. | ||
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Rinrun
Canada3509 Posts
"Yeayo, I'd motorboat that, I'd motorboat that all nite" *Blank disgusted look* "What is in a name? A rose by any other name would smell as sweet" (Cohesion is overrated) | ||
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Blazinghand
United States25559 Posts
Tell her you want to put her on your plate, then do the dishes. Tell her you want her to give her body to science, and you're science. Tell her she should come and sit on your lap and you'll talk about the first thing that pops up. Tell her that her name must be choya because there's only one choyafou. Tell her that she must be the northwest passage because you want to boat across her river. Tell her that you can't call her sugar because you like her sweet n low. | ||
Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
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beberly
United States117 Posts
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baller
527 Posts
just say "try 2 stay positive, fat people accomplish a lot sometimes look at kevin james or shaquille o'neal or aretha franklin" being fat isnt so bad | ||
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Integra
Sweden5626 Posts
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StorkHwaiting
United States3465 Posts
On July 27 2011 05:22 Rekrul wrote: "You're not fat but yeah dropping a little weight would make you look better." I loled XD | ||
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
?. Works every time. | ||
SirJolt
the Dagon Knight4011 Posts
If she knows you think she's hot, she'll say: Oh gawd, I have to stop eating this... because I'm so fat. Then when she looks to you for confirmation that she's not fat, you just look her up and down and say, deadpan as possible, "Fat" is relative. | ||
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shinosai
United States1577 Posts
Girls who say things like that either A) fishing for compliments or B) genuinely weigh more than they'd like to, regardless of whether or not they are pretty | ||
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