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JawHun
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States151 Posts
February 28 2011 10:16 GMT
#1
I AM A SEETHING CAULDRON OF RED-HOT ANGER.

Backstory: I'm a big fan on Wahoo's Fish Taco's black beans. They're simply fantastic; delicious, nutritious, etc. So I set out to make some of my own.

I've had some good attempts so far, but nothing quite that good. So experimentation and searching had led me to what promised to be the best recipe I'd ever made.

So I buy all the ingredients; I had even started prepping from the day before (preparing the beans by soaking, sorting, blah blah). To put it in perspective, I had put in a total of 6+ hours on these god damned beans.

Not only did I put in a lot of time, I was making a shit-ton of these beans. Enough to feed myself for at least a week, at least. Lots of beans.

So here I am, cooking up these beans going on 2:00 AM. I have reached the final stage: simmer and reduce. "Well," I think to myself, "perhaps I'll just watch the GSL for a bit."

...

Then the fire alarm goes off. I had spaced out, captivated by the progamers. After fighting off the smoke and shutting the damn alarm off, I find my beans ENTIRELY AND COMPLETELY DESTROYED. Every last goddamn bean has been tainted with the stench and flavor of severe and fiery negligence. Had I not watched the damn GSL, my beans would not just be edible, but crazy delicious.

I am so fucking angry right now, I can't even describe it. I am livid - I feel like I'm going to explode. Because of FUCKING BEANS! What the hell am I supposed to eat all week now? I'm literally crying with frustration.

The god damn GSL burned my god damn Beans.

...And my roommate didn't even wake up through this entire process. At least I know that if there's a fire in the house, I'll save his life. Then he'll owe me FOREVER.



TL;DR - The GSL burned my beans.



****
thopol
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Japan4560 Posts
February 28 2011 11:43 GMT
#2
Amazing blog. I can't stop laughing.
igotmyown
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4291 Posts
February 28 2011 11:53 GMT
#3
Just buy Cuban style beans from Trader Joe's,in a can. Wahoo's rules.
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
February 28 2011 12:38 GMT
#4
Heres what you do:
1) watch what you are cooking and possibly have a loud timer running if you leave the room -_-.
2) your fault
3) you are just looking for someone to blame
4) GG no RE by the GSL
5) I can't stop laughing lol..
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6600 Posts
February 28 2011 13:15 GMT
#5
lol. Curse the GSL. (I did something similar except it was only soup) I feel for your beans
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.Enigma.
Profile Joined January 2011
Sweden1461 Posts
February 28 2011 15:24 GMT
#6
So good, so good.
"Jupiters c*ck!" - Quintus Lentulus Batiatus
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
February 28 2011 16:01 GMT
#7
I set the alarm on my phone when I am cooking and watching the GSL.
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
foppa
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada451 Posts
February 28 2011 16:10 GMT
#8
if blizzard has taught me anything, its that you should sue.
i can take you
~ava
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada379 Posts
February 28 2011 16:31 GMT
#9
People are shit at cooking because they think they can do many things simultaneously and often substitute ingredients because it's too difficult for them to get them. Both of these reasons stink of laziness. If you want to cook right, do not leave the kitchen.
d3_crescentia
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4054 Posts
February 28 2011 19:04 GMT
#10
Let me be fair - dried beans take a LONG time to cook, upwards of 2 hours. It can definitely get boring after some point. This used to happen to me before I started using a slow cooker to pre-cook my beans.

Backing out during the simmering stage is kind of silly, though. What I like to do is bring beans to a boil for a minute or two, then turn the stove off and use the residual heat to let things cook. Works like a charm, and you don't have to worry about things burning.
once, not long ago, there was a moon here
Turgid
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1623 Posts
February 28 2011 19:19 GMT
#11
Ahahaha. I overcooked my noodles because of Ganzi vs Haypro. We're like brothers.
(╬ ಠ益ಠ)
JawHun
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States151 Posts
February 28 2011 19:55 GMT
#12
On March 01 2011 01:10 foppa wrote:
if blizzard has taught me anything, its that you should sue.



Heck yes, it's not my fault they made Starcraft so fun to watch
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