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Happy New Year Cheese Fireworks Analogy Thingy

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Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
January 02 2011 11:44 GMT
#1
Hey all,

During the festivities yesterday something occurred to me: Fireworks are a lot like cheese.

Remember the first time you lit a firecracker? You can probably recall your 7 or 8 year old self standing in the garden with your dad or older brother, holding this mysterious piece of explosive in one hand and a bit of glowing rope in the other. As you light the wick it starts to crackly and sparkle and you´re like OH FUCK SHIT and hurl the thing as far away as your tiny arms can muster.

This might be a similar scenario to when you tried fending off your first cheese. You happen to scout those proxy gateways or those cannons in your base and you go OH CRAP BALLS and you end up doing something really panicy and in the end you roll over and die.

Take heart though! Just like we all learned that we have ample time to gracefully chuck the firecracker aside to a safe enough distance, so also can you learn to deal with the cheesiest of rushes. From what I keep hearing, the amount of cheese going on at the moment is quite ridiculous, so maybe you can use this analogy to strengthen your mentality going into the games and grow out of your 7 year old StarCraft self in the coming year. All the best for 2011!

- Pholon

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Anxiety
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States650 Posts
January 02 2011 12:40 GMT
#2
Eventually you get used to firecrackers.

I did read that as Happy Chinese New Year Analogy.

In China my Grandma lit a firework from the house out the window, and there were kids nearby. She told them to shut up.
SubtleArt
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
2710 Posts
January 02 2011 19:11 GMT
#3
Happy New year :D

Also I enjoyed your "Pholon's best cheeses" last year
Morrow on ZvP: "I'm not very confident in general vs Protoss because of the imbalance (Yes its imbalanced, get over it)."
beetlelisk
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Poland2276 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-03 06:34:00
January 03 2011 06:33 GMT
#4
If only people in general enjoyed cheese as much as firecrackers :D
Sometimes I don't get people like IdrA, getting mad when cheesed in few games in a row...
he should be immune to it - I mean the more he rages at it, the more he should want to grind cheese scenarios with his practice partners...

The newest patch is going to introduce changes regarding how many pylons (buildings?) are needed to block a ramp though... I guess this means imbalance recognized and solved by Blizz.
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deL
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Australia5540 Posts
January 04 2011 09:48 GMT
#5
What does this mean about the people who used to stick firecrackers in anthills and small animals?
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