[1k posts] Tour of Stuff

First of all, I love having nice, colorful or thoughtful wallpapers and I'm always looking for new ones.
I have a folder in which I have the wallpapers I've been throughout the passed 2 years or so. Maybe there are some of these you havn't seen before?

I, like many, am addicted to music and basically wouldn't get through a day without it. This collection is just some of my favorite music!
I like most genres and ages of music with the exception of all the newage pop music from the factory, so I hope there'll be something for almost every taste. (I won't organize it at all, but I will only allow myself to have one song per artist/group)

































I better stop now... Could do this all day. X_X

I finished high school this summer, which means that all together I have been a student for 13 years of my life. While I haven't saved everything, I do have some thing from the later years of school and I wonna share just a little bit of that. To me this was a lot of fun looking through. You probably won't have the same pleasure, but should be at least a bit entertaining.

~ 17 year old me
http://www.english.emory.edu/classes/paintings&poems/uccello.html
Based on that poem and oil painting! We had to write a 4th stanza from the horse's perspective.
This is what I came up with:

My best side, I'm afraid,
But well, George never uses me as girl bait anyway.
I'm oh so clean, as ugly as I seem.
My hooves are polished, and any black hair is demolished
I'm whiter than the snow and stronger than my foe.
One thing Paolo could have done better, though
Was to paint my neck in its actual position.
I'm not Quasimodo, you must have noticed!
Not much goes through my mind
As George is in firm control from my hind.
George the skinny, George the robo
Only with his armour is he a bad ass mofo.
He's such a skinny guy with a psychopath's eye.
Focused on killing dragons with help from me.
I'm just his whelp as I see it.
Without me he would never beat it.
Will he ever get off my back?
And fight the dragon like a man on crack?
Fight it like a manly animal and eat it like a real cannibal!

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Wow, this next one is an old one. I believe we were just told to write a fairytale about whatever we wished to write about. I wrote this in 8th grade (14 years old). At that point I was far from fluent in the english language, so I corrected a few of my worst errors. Had I not been a nerd already back then, I would certainly not have known about gnomes.

For a long time ago, there lived a civilisation of gnomes, who reigned the entire world. They looked like human beings except for the fact that gnomes were very small, usually not taller than 3-4 feet. But one gnome was taller than all of the other gnomes and therefore he was the king. Because in the land of the gnomes the tallest would always be the king because he was probably stronger and more clever than the other gnomes. The current king was Weakus Dumbus. He was the tallest! But also the weakest and the dumbest of them all. But as long as he was the tallest, he would also be the king. The second tallest gnome was called Wisdomus Secund Tallus. He was how a real king should be! He was strong, clever and had great leadership, in other words “The perfect king”.
Wisdomus did not want Weakus Dumbus to reign over him and wanted to takeover his seat as the king. He began to think of a way to take over the seat as the king.
To do that, he must make King Dumbus smaller than himself. He decided that he will cut off a part of the king’s legs so he will get smaller. He quickly realized that it will be no easy task to go through the hundreds of guards that King Dumbus have. He has to be smart and brave. Wisdomus was a good blacksmith, so he decided to make himself a suit of amour and a sword. Of cause this means violence. He felt that this was something he must do and he was ready to kill any guard who stood in his way.
After a week of hard work, he had finally completed the suit of amour and the sword. Fit for fight, he began to walk towards the king. King Dumbus lived in a castle called gnomelot at the second flour. Wisdomus’ plan was to kill one guard and then take on his amour, instead of his own, then he would look like all the other guards and would without problems be able to pass through the guards and go straight to the king.
When Wisdomus arrived to the castle he could see the guards walking around with some enormous swords that were a lot bigger than the sword he had made. But that did not scare him at all, so the first time he saw a guard walk a bit too far away from the other guards, he went over to him and pull up his sword and said: “Pray you last prayer.” And then he stabbed the guard in the back. He quickly took off his amour and took on the guard’s suit instead. But in the meantime two other guards, who heard the awful noise arrived. One of the guards pulls up his sword and began to fight Wisdomus, who did not wear any amour at all. Well, he had some cloth on but that was not enough to stop a deadly blow from one of the guard’s sword.
Wisdomus could only try to parry the hard blows from the guard’s sword and when the other guard also started to swing his sword at Wisdomus, he nearly gave up the match but he did not! He has always learned not to give up so he just could not.
While the guards were swinging their swords, Wisdomus was gathering his power and when he released them, the guards did not have a any chance and with one blow he send his sword through both of the guards.
Now he puts on the guards amour and walks into the castle. He was nervous while he walked around in the castle and his sweat was dripping from his helmet. Then suddenly he could hear King Dumbus’ voice. He looked in the room where the voice was coming from and saw King Dumbus who in fact was not tall at all. He was about to speech to the people and sounds kind of desperate and was yelling out loud to his assistant “Where are my stilts? If my people see me without them I will not be the king anymore”. Wisdomus did not know what to think but before long he got an idea.
Wisdomus yelled to the king: “Oh lord, you stilts are out on the balcony where you are going to make your speech”.
Dumbus jumped happily out on the balcony to grab his stilts which were not there as he though. But by going out on the balcony everyone could see that Dumbus actually was the smallest gnome. Before long, Dumbus was no more the king and instead Wisdomus was now sitting on the throne as King Wisdomus Tallus.
And he and the rest of the Gnome World lived happily ever after.

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I'm not gonna lie, I usually got pretty bored during lessons, even in high school. This usually lead to me starting writing really weird stuff in my notes. Most of it godt deleted because it was just meant as time waste, but then I found this in a document with some biology notes about the immune defence system.
(15 questions was apparently enough for me. I'll actually include that answer even though it's in danish, but it's just something about virus):

15) Svineinfluenza. H-molekyler giver virus evenen til at binde sig til cellerne og trænge ind i dem. N-molekyler bruges til at sprede cellen til andre nye celler.

Well just say it Carl!!! And Carl said it... oh yeah, he said it big time, huge ass, fucked up giant monkey balls... oh dear god... HOOOOLY SHIT. He said it, he said “I love cow cleavage”... I quickly replied: “But Carl, cows are way out of your league... You'll never get a nice cow with cow cleavage....Coz you suck Carl, you suck!”
Carl answered: “Well, if Mount Everest is 8848m tall, does that mean that I suck?”
> “Yes, Carl, you suck even if Mount Everest was 8849m tall, which it isn't...but you know hypothetically IF!!!” - Tto be continued …. carebear....There's the Pandabearguy...

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This one is just a random (and bad) poem I wrote in a txt document. I must have thought that the concept of time was coming to an end:

Oh hell hell hell
ring the bell bell
and I shall tell
why you rang the bell bell
oh hell hell hell

why the hell do you want me to tell what's inside the shell
slow down, dwell

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Once again in Biology (let me just add that I actually like Biology and ended with the grade 12 in the oral exam, which is the highest in Denmark ... I just hate lessons in general).
This time I just opened a txt document and decided to throw my boredom at it.

http://www.gratisupload.dk/download/49162/