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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
July 20 2010 04:54 GMT
#1
I'm no stranger to love. I've gotta get on that chopper before it takes off without me. What is love? What is it good for? Absolutely nothing? Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore, so fasten your seatbelts—it's gonna be a bumpy ride. This is the stuff dreams are made of. Just put your lips together and blow.

You're a martini—shaken, not stirred. Life's like a box of chocolates till the cows come home. I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple. Talking is just masturbating without the mess.

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can? I'm the Hiroshima of love. Fear is your best friend or your worst enemy. It's like fire.

+ Show Spoiler +
Was bored.


***
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
July 20 2010 04:56 GMT
#2
Houston, we have a problem...
Each day gets better : )
Pandain
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States12989 Posts
July 20 2010 05:00 GMT
#3
this thread’s fucked up with lyrical pollutions/
the styles gettin' old, we need an empirical solution/
i never lie when i recognize ancient, im the typical evolution/
ape to man, im a trendsetter in this game, the lyrical revolution/
got a cat callin' himself vintage, coppin styles and throwin' clones/
identity is supposed to be original, im vintage like the rolling stones/
not taking your name kiddo, just had to throw some shit on little pages/
kiddo ain’t impressive,he’s vintage only 'cause his raps are “Middle Ages”/
im tellin you..im the revolution that broke your flow and started upheaval/
you know how styles replace one another kid, your flow was just medieval/
claiming you’re at your prime? but primes arent divisible uncleaned/
im the x factor in this game, so im the factor thats invisible, unseen/
im on the DL, down low on the spot, down low with the drops, high with artillery/
place a missile in your lines, cause some tension which elevates to hostility/
you feelin' me? only time kid is impressive if we talk about impression/
his flow goin back to vintage like the american economy jumpin to recession/
kiddo talkin about hauntin other people’s dreams, i got a question/
im lyrically untouched by an ancient’s voice, liar..how bout goin to confession?/
priest at the booth doesnt wanna hear your sins, whoops i guess no blessin'/
so i guess its a conlusion that you live in delusional illusion, no second guessin'/
prototype.
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada4215 Posts
July 20 2010 05:02 GMT
#4
These aren't the quotes you're looking for.
( ・´ー・`)
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
July 20 2010 05:08 GMT
#5
On July 20 2010 14:02 prototype. wrote:
These aren't the quotes you're looking for.

Jedi Mind Tricks.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
July 20 2010 05:19 GMT
#6
Communism works well in china, because its a ONE RACE nation!
YoureFired
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States822 Posts
July 20 2010 05:23 GMT
#7
On July 20 2010 14:19 jodogohoo wrote:
Communism works well in china, because its a ONE RACE nation!

One race China is best... wait...
ted cruz is the zodiac killer
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
July 20 2010 05:23 GMT
#8

FINAL COUNTDOWN YOU SAY?
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 20 2010 05:25 GMT
#9
So many references..reminds me of family guy >.<
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
The_Pacifist
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States540 Posts
July 20 2010 05:25 GMT
#10
First day without the beta and we're already at the terminal stage.

+ Show Spoiler +
Subject is coping better than predicted.
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
July 20 2010 05:38 GMT
#11
On July 20 2010 14:00 Pandain wrote:
this thread’s fucked up with lyrical pollutions/
the styles gettin' old, we need an empirical solution/
i never lie when i recognize ancient, im the typical evolution/
ape to man, im a trendsetter in this game, the lyrical revolution/
got a cat callin' himself vintage, coppin styles and throwin' clones/
identity is supposed to be original, im vintage like the rolling stones/
not taking your name kiddo, just had to throw some shit on little pages/
kiddo ain’t impressive,he’s vintage only 'cause his raps are “Middle Ages”/
im tellin you..im the revolution that broke your flow and started upheaval/
you know how styles replace one another kid, your flow was just medieval/
claiming you’re at your prime? but primes arent divisible uncleaned/
im the x factor in this game, so im the factor thats invisible, unseen/
im on the DL, down low on the spot, down low with the drops, high with artillery/
place a missile in your lines, cause some tension which elevates to hostility/
you feelin' me? only time kid is impressive if we talk about impression/
his flow goin back to vintage like the american economy jumpin to recession/
kiddo talkin about hauntin other people’s dreams, i got a question/
im lyrically untouched by an ancient’s voice, liar..how bout goin to confession?/
priest at the booth doesnt wanna hear your sins, whoops i guess no blessin'/
so i guess its a conlusion that you live in delusional illusion, no second guessin'/



calling these lines rhymes is a lyrical impossibility
nothing but a played out exercise in futility
have some civility, intersected with humility

don't get me wrong yo, nothings better
than exchanging rhymes under the TL nation
but next time post more than an amalgamation
worse than watching the weather tv station
if you can't manage my rhyme invasion
go hide in your shell like a pariah crustacean
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
July 20 2010 05:44 GMT
#12
what is your major malfunction
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
July 20 2010 06:50 GMT
#13
hm, thought it would be a beta end tribute.
joined TL.net in 2006 (aka GMer) - http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=41944#2
Freeheals
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States488 Posts
July 20 2010 07:16 GMT
#14
On July 20 2010 15:50 wishbones wrote:
hm, thought it would be a beta end tribute.


I was guessing it was a 7 days to release countdown or something to that tune.
http://www.last.fm/user/Rahdek
Polar_Nada
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1548 Posts
July 20 2010 07:22 GMT
#15
On July 20 2010 16:16 Freeheals wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 20 2010 15:50 wishbones wrote:
hm, thought it would be a beta end tribute.


I was guessing it was a 7 days to release countdown or something to that tune.

me too...man im so bored these days...what a loong week >.<
[ReD]NaDa and fnaticMSI.SEn fighting~! ::POlar @ UC Irvine::
Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
July 20 2010 08:12 GMT
#16
yay, chef blog
Pandain
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States12989 Posts
July 20 2010 18:53 GMT
#17
On July 20 2010 14:38 AcrossFiveJulys wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 20 2010 14:00 Pandain wrote:
this thread’s fucked up with lyrical pollutions/
the styles gettin' old, we need an empirical solution/
i never lie when i recognize ancient, im the typical evolution/
ape to man, im a trendsetter in this game, the lyrical revolution/
got a cat callin' himself vintage, coppin styles and throwin' clones/
identity is supposed to be original, im vintage like the rolling stones/
not taking your name kiddo, just had to throw some shit on little pages/
kiddo ain’t impressive,he’s vintage only 'cause his raps are “Middle Ages”/
im tellin you..im the revolution that broke your flow and started upheaval/
you know how styles replace one another kid, your flow was just medieval/
claiming you’re at your prime? but primes arent divisible uncleaned/
im the x factor in this game, so im the factor thats invisible, unseen/
im on the DL, down low on the spot, down low with the drops, high with artillery/
place a missile in your lines, cause some tension which elevates to hostility/
you feelin' me? only time kid is impressive if we talk about impression/
his flow goin back to vintage like the american economy jumpin to recession/
kiddo talkin about hauntin other people’s dreams, i got a question/
im lyrically untouched by an ancient’s voice, liar..how bout goin to confession?/
priest at the booth doesnt wanna hear your sins, whoops i guess no blessin'/
so i guess its a conlusion that you live in delusional illusion, no second guessin'/



calling these lines rhymes is a lyrical impossibility
nothing but a played out exercise in futility
have some civility, intersected with humility

don't get me wrong yo, nothings better
than exchanging rhymes under the TL nation
but next time post more than an amalgamation
worse than watching the weather tv station
if you can't manage my rhyme invasion
go hide in your shell like a pariah crustacean


Haha I just copy pasted from another website. Nice rhymes:D
Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3456 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-20 19:34:59
July 20 2010 19:34 GMT
#18
10

What a random post.
I'd better rhyme to keep cool.
I like rhymes the most.

Chef takes us to school,
Teaches us to be random
And not be a fool.

Come post in tandem.
Someone call Sonnet and Frozz.
Let's bring the fandom.

This blog made me pause.
Yet now I hunger for toast.
Give chef an applause.

goto10
A build is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch, a feeling, or a foolish intuition. A build is a dependable, unwavering, unarguably accurate, portrayer of your ambition.
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