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Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
June 01 2010 02:08 GMT
#1
Hi TL. Today I would like to share with you a culinary journey stemming from a picture in the Random Pics thread, and a typical college food budget.

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So I'm at a friend's house awhile back, just chillin' and playing some video games. Dinner time rolls around and, after seeing the emptiness of the fridge, we decide to go out to eat. At the same time, I recall the picture from the Random Pics thread (pic linked at the bottom) and describe the details to my friend. He agrees with its awesomeness, and we decide to drive off to Safeway for the ingredients.

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"Ingredients"


$8.00 later we have our pack of sausages and a can of spaghetti sauce. He also had some noodles at home. With all our necessary "ingredients", we set to work.

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Pastafarian string theory


And begin ze making of ze kebab!

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Awesome.


After spearing everything together, we realize one major flaw: We are useless nerds who have no idea how to cook a sausage.

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No worries. LOL. ><[center]

We Google around for a bit, and find out that with pre-cooked sausages like the ones we had, simply boiling them together with the noodles would be fine. Sighs of relief were breathed. We wonder how nerds ever survived before the Internet existed.

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And so it begins!


We start putting the kebabs into the too-small pot, careful not to let anything snap lest it ruin the awesomeness of what we were creating. In the meantime, we heat the spaghetti sauce and browse Youtube, because hey, who the fuck has time to stand around waiting for things to cook when there is Internets to be had?

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Omg it's done!

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Om nom nom.

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Trezeguet
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2656 Posts
June 01 2010 02:10 GMT
#2
lol awesome, I love the pic of when they are done!~
asianskill
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States289 Posts
June 01 2010 02:11 GMT
#3
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FraCuS
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1072 Posts
June 01 2010 02:13 GMT
#4
is it good? if so i might experiment with it lol
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minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
June 01 2010 02:15 GMT
#5
Seems pretty good and cheap. Will try!
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
June 01 2010 02:16 GMT
#6
HAHHAHA epic idea, glad it worked out pretty well. Looks like you guys had fun
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imDerek
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1944 Posts
June 01 2010 02:16 GMT
#7
good
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Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
June 01 2010 02:25 GMT
#8
On June 01 2010 11:13 FraCuS wrote:
is it good? if so i might experiment with it lol


You would think that it'd taste the same as just regular noodles and sausages put together, but making it like that makes it taste all the more epic.

tbh it doesn't actually taste all that different but man how can you resist, there are noodles INSIDE SAUSAGES!
lac29
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1485 Posts
June 01 2010 02:25 GMT
#9
Heh someone frequents reddit =).
JodoYodo
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada1772 Posts
June 01 2010 02:27 GMT
#10
Was it difficult to spear the sausages without breaking the noodles?
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buhhy
Profile Joined October 2009
United States1113 Posts
June 01 2010 02:45 GMT
#11
Epic o__O must try it sometimes, lol
Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11390 Posts
June 01 2010 02:50 GMT
#12
Holy shit kyuu

That's fucking awesome.
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24679 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-01 02:55:51
June 01 2010 02:54 GMT
#13
Similar to a dish I make actually (mine looks less awesome) but turkey franks? Bleck I think I'll modify that a bit and then try this!

edit: oh wait the turkey franks were the model... what type of sausage did you use?
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Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
June 01 2010 03:03 GMT
#14
On June 01 2010 11:27 JodoYodo wrote:
Was it difficult to spear the sausages without breaking the noodles?


Nope. Although I think we used spaghetti noodles, so if you're using a thinner, brittle type (I have some asian noodles at home that are like this), you might run into some problems when you try spearing the stacks of 4-5.

On June 01 2010 11:50 Harem wrote:
Holy shit kyuu

That's fucking awesome.


:D It was a lot of fun to make!

On June 01 2010 11:54 micronesia wrote:
Similar to a dish I make actually (mine looks less awesome) but turkey franks? Bleck I think I'll modify that a bit and then try this!

edit: oh wait the turkey franks were the model... what type of sausage did you use?


Yeah turkey franks are pretty gross. I'm not actually sure what we used. They had cheesy bits in 'em though and I think some of that came off when we boiled it . But other than that I have no idea what they were rofl. We just found really cheap sausages at safeway and took them @_@
XFire
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States131 Posts
June 01 2010 03:11 GMT
#15
This is epic, nice job lol
Wohmfg
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United Kingdom1292 Posts
June 01 2010 03:14 GMT
#16
Amazing! I said I was going to do this in the random picture threads but never got around to it, I'm actually going to do this tomorrow!
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FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
June 01 2010 03:17 GMT
#17
oh snap that looks really good :o
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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
June 01 2010 03:30 GMT
#18
you are a genious! I'm making this too!
Milkis
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
5003 Posts
June 01 2010 03:37 GMT
#19
I have got to try this.

Making spaghetti on that idea would be amazing.
condoriano
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States826 Posts
June 01 2010 03:37 GMT
#20
What kind of sauce did we have here?
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Setz3R
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States455 Posts
June 01 2010 03:44 GMT
#21
lol. That's the greatest idea for spagetti and sausage I've ever seen. I must steal this lol. It looks tasty, I might order some food now before everything closes :D
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ohN
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States1075 Posts
June 01 2010 03:47 GMT
#22
Damn I gotta try this sometime. That looks pretty good.
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10673 Posts
June 01 2010 04:15 GMT
#23
DAMN ! That looks so good!!!
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alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
June 01 2010 04:20 GMT
#24
what the fuck hahahaha thats so weird
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pinenamu
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States770 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-01 04:26:21
June 01 2010 04:25 GMT
#25
That's so cool, definitely trying it next year when I actually have to cook for myself lol (no more meal points to survive off of :o). I should gather these kinds of blogs.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
June 01 2010 04:33 GMT
#26
I dont think I have ever eaten boiled sausages before. However, thats a great idea for easy dorm or quick meal.
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illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
June 01 2010 04:43 GMT
#27
I like this. When I meat spaghetti I am always bothered by that it is difficult to take a bite that has both meat and the spaghetti in it. This solves the whole problem!
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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
June 01 2010 06:22 GMT
#28
jhahahahaha this is AWESOME.
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vlaric
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States412 Posts
June 01 2010 06:23 GMT
#29
I made some of this right after reading this blog. Very tasty.
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AppleTart
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1261 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-01 07:54:35
June 01 2010 07:43 GMT
#30
Why cant you just not go through the trouble of spearing the sausages and just top off the boiled pasta with sauce and sausages... It'll be like a ragu.

It'll be much tastier (and faster since that sausage spearing look like it took awhile) if you sear the sausage first in a hot pan (the sear gives a nice crust and a more savory flavor), then add the sauce into the sausage to cover and allow to simmer. Then transfer your boiled pasta directly into the pan with sauce and give a quick toss so all the pasta is evenly coated. The sauce in the pan effectively deglazes the bottom of the pan, picking up all the flavor and infusing it into the sauce!

Granted, if you do this your pasta wont be all cool and through your sausage (it will be laying on top with the sauce like spaghetti and meatballs) but I promise you the time you save + extra flavor is worth it.
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TheMute
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States458 Posts
June 01 2010 08:24 GMT
#31
I totally wanted to try this too when I saw the original pic! I definitely will once I get the chance to. Looks good!
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Nazarene
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Denmark996 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-01 16:29:49
June 01 2010 16:29 GMT
#32
Your blog made me laugh. Well done :-)
edit: It actually looks pretty good!
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
June 01 2010 16:38 GMT
#33
ooooh nice i gotta try something like this next year
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Bebop07
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States291 Posts
June 01 2010 16:45 GMT
#34
Confused why everyones calling them sausages..aren't they hot dogs lol. Or am I missing something
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
June 01 2010 17:15 GMT
#35
That's actually really awesome... I'm defiitely doing it
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
June 01 2010 19:10 GMT
#36
With thinner noodles (the ones that might break), just use a toothpick to prepoke holes. When the noodles expand, they hopefully will fill in the space.
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
June 01 2010 19:11 GMT
#37
Haha that's awesome, really cool idea to spear the sausage and then boil it. That pasta sauce looks like ketchup though .
Ahzz
Profile Joined May 2007
Finland780 Posts
June 01 2010 19:34 GMT
#38
On June 02 2010 04:11 Salv wrote:
Haha that's awesome, really cool idea to spear the sausage and then boil it. That pasta sauce looks like ketchup though .

only weirdos or people with no sense of delicacy use anything other than ketchup with pasta anyway!
Mykill
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada3402 Posts
June 08 2010 20:24 GMT
#39
this is amazing
sausage with every bite!
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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32051 Posts
June 08 2010 21:12 GMT
#40
cheap sausage
bottled sauce

fuuuuuuckkkk

the idea itself is pretty funny though
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XiaoJoyce-
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
China2908 Posts
June 22 2010 04:15 GMT
#41
I just need reciepe for mushroom sauce keke. I'll try this!
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InTheFade
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1721 Posts
June 22 2010 04:35 GMT
#42
Genius! I know what to cook for my nephews now. They love hot dogs and pasta. When combining the two... *makes cosmic sound effects*
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ThePurist
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada686 Posts
June 22 2010 09:03 GMT
#43
Very interesting presentation and neat concept.

Just by seeing your demonstration, I want to try with linguini + spicy Sicilian sausage in a simple basil tomato sauce.

Do you think linguini would pierce the sausages or no?

Thanks for the post!
Versita
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada1032 Posts
June 22 2010 17:03 GMT
#44
this is amazing. must try this
Qualm
Profile Joined December 2009
721 Posts
June 22 2010 17:45 GMT
#45
This is awesome.

Whoever thought of this is a genius.
vlaric
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States412 Posts
June 22 2010 18:20 GMT
#46
On June 22 2010 18:03 ThePurist wrote:
Very interesting presentation and neat concept.

Just by seeing your demonstration, I want to try with linguini + spicy Sicilian sausage in a simple basil tomato sauce.

Do you think linguini would pierce the sausages or no?

Thanks for the post!


I think it would work when they are stiff, but if you see some breakage you can try pre poking holes in the sausage with toothpicks and then sliding the pasta through. Once they start boiling, they'll swell up and the sausages should have a firm connection with the noodles.
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