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So I've said before that I love to jerk it,
Admit it freely, no need for duress
To wank is my duty, and I'm loathe to shirk it,
But was once caught by an air stewardess
Relax on the plane, on my way back home,
And I've got free time in which to prepare,
I stalk 'twixt seats to reach the throne,
I'm all set to have a tug in mid air
Disaster strikes just when the end's in sight,
Pants 'round my knees when we hit turbulence,
With arching spine and muscles clenched tight,
Then reach the edge of endurance
Door swings open and she stands in my jizz,
Look her straight in the eye, "It is what it is."
+ Show Spoiler +http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=75411¤tpage=2#29
 
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Are all of your 25 posts actually sonnets ^^? Congrats, The last two stanzas were pretty epic, second one was a little weak I felt, but I couldn't do any better. Props to you!
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Wow every post is a sonnet, crazy.
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Yay, Sonnet is back! I love Sonnet! You should make Sonnets on my threads too!
Back on topic, LOLLLLL. As soon as I read your sonnet and the title reference to Day[9], I knew exactly where Sonnet referred it to without looking at the thread itself again. :D
Good job! 5/5
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haha nice
i loved day[9]'s story of jacking off
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lol
This is proof of how popular Day is here
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FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
Trozz has some competition...
Nice sonnet 
Day[9] is the shizz.
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ahaha... a beautiful tribute to an amazing story...
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this is amazing....ironically my friends and i were joking about that very story earlier today hahahahaha
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I didn't hear this story, where was it? And if possible can someone link it?
edit: lol im a noob. found it.
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On May 19 2010 10:35 Archaic wrote:
ABAB CDCD EFEF GG!!!
haha very good
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Look her straight in the eye, "It is what it is."
Hey, thats 11 syllables. Cheater. Not a GG at all.
Better write another one to make up for it, possibly apologizing to me?
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On May 19 2010 10:55 hellokitty[hk] wrote:Hey, thats 11 syllables. Cheater. Not a GG at all. Better write another one to make up for it, possibly apologizing to me?
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On May 19 2010 11:01 Archaic wrote:Show nested quote +On May 19 2010 10:55 hellokitty[hk] wrote:Look right in her eyes: "It is what it is."
Hey, thats 11 syllables. Cheater. Not a GG at all. Better write another one to make up for it, possibly apologizing to me?
There you go.
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Sonnet is a beast of sorts.
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On May 19 2010 10:55 hellokitty[hk] wrote:Hey, thats 11 syllables. Cheater. Not a GG at all. Better write another one to make up for it, possibly apologizing to me?
It is what it is.
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Such amazing work.
*slow clap*
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I salute you with a
* start up my Nintendo 64, put in Zelda the ocarina of time, play until I find a treasure chest, maximize the volume, call you on skype, open the chest, let you enjoy the sound of true success*
Exactly that sound is what this deserves!
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Bump
Slightly modified this and used it for class.. :D
So I’ve mentioned that I love to jerk it,
Admit it freely, no need to confess.
To jack is my duty, love to work it
But was once caught by an air stewardess.
Relax on the plane on my way back home,
And I’ve got free time in which to prepare.
Sneak to the bathroom and take out my phone,
I’m all set to have a tug in mid air.
Disaster strikes just when the end’s in sight,
Pants ‘round my knees when we hit turbulence,
With arching spine and muscles clenched so tight,
I hit a button in my panicked dance.
Door swings open and she stands in my jizz,
Look her in the eye, “It is what it is.”
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EPT
