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It is what it is [A tribute to Day9]

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Sonnet
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Ireland39 Posts
May 18 2010 23:38 GMT
#1
So I've said before that I love to jerk it,
Admit it freely, no need for duress
To wank is my duty, and I'm loathe to shirk it,
But was once caught by an air stewardess

Relax on the plane, on my way back home,
And I've got free time in which to prepare,
I stalk 'twixt seats to reach the throne,
I'm all set to have a tug in mid air

Disaster strikes just when the end's in sight,
Pants 'round my knees when we hit turbulence,
With arching spine and muscles clenched tight,
Then reach the edge of endurance

Door swings open and she stands in my jizz,
Look her straight in the eye, "It is what it is."

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http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=75411&currentpage=2#29


****
The greatest burden a man must bear is choosing being understood over metrical footing :(
goswser
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3546 Posts
May 18 2010 23:41 GMT
#2
Are all of your 25 posts actually sonnets ^^? Congrats, The last two stanzas were pretty epic, second one was a little weak I felt, but I couldn't do any better. Props to you!
say you were born into a jungle indian tribe where food was scarce...would you run around from teepee to teepee stealing meat scraps after a day lazying around doing nothing except warming urself by a fire that you didn't even make yourself? -rekrul
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
May 18 2010 23:42 GMT
#3
Gotta love day9
Try
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1293 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-18 23:43:18
May 18 2010 23:42 GMT
#4
Wow every post is a sonnet, crazy.
QuickStriker
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3694 Posts
May 18 2010 23:42 GMT
#5
Yay, Sonnet is back! I love Sonnet! You should make Sonnets on my threads too!

Back on topic, LOLLLLL. As soon as I read your sonnet and the title reference to Day[9], I knew exactly where Sonnet referred it to without looking at the thread itself again. :D

Good job! 5/5
www.twitch.tv/KoreanUsher
Nal_rAwr
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2611 Posts
May 18 2010 23:44 GMT
#6
haha nice

i loved day[9]'s story of jacking off
Nony is Bonjwa
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
May 18 2010 23:49 GMT
#7
<3 day 9
0mgVitaminE
Profile Joined February 2009
United States1278 Posts
May 18 2010 23:54 GMT
#8
lol
This is proof of how popular Day is here
Hi there. I'm in a cave, how bout you?
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
May 18 2010 23:58 GMT
#9
Trozz has some competition...
Nice sonnet
Day[9] is the shizz.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
May 19 2010 00:04 GMT
#10
ahaha... a beautiful tribute to an amazing story...
unit
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2621 Posts
May 19 2010 00:36 GMT
#11
this is amazing....ironically my friends and i were joking about that very story earlier today hahahahaha
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
May 19 2010 01:06 GMT
#12
<3 Sonnet is a beast
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
kcaz
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada387 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 01:21:18
May 19 2010 01:13 GMT
#13
I didn't hear this story, where was it? And if possible can someone link it?
edit: lol im a noob. found it.
You can't emphasize enough how much you need to be a paradigm shifter. - Ma Jae Yoon
Arrian
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States889 Posts
May 19 2010 01:31 GMT
#14
bravo, bravo
Writersator arepo tenet opera rotas
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 01:35:35
May 19 2010 01:35 GMT
#15
It is a brilliant Sonnet.
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ABAB CDCD EFEF GG!!!
Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
May 19 2010 01:40 GMT
#16
On May 19 2010 10:35 Archaic wrote:
ABAB CDCD EFEF GG!!!

haha very good
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
hellokitty[hk]
Profile Joined June 2009
United States1309 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 01:57:08
May 19 2010 01:55 GMT
#17
Look her straight in the eye, "It is what it is."

Hey, thats 11 syllables. Cheater. Not a GG at all.
Better write another one to make up for it, possibly apologizing to me?
People are imbeciles, lucky thing god made cats.
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
May 19 2010 02:01 GMT
#18
On May 19 2010 10:55 hellokitty[hk] wrote:
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Look right in her eyes: "It is what it is."

Hey, thats 11 syllables. Cheater. Not a GG at all.
Better write another one to make up for it, possibly apologizing to me?

Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
May 19 2010 02:01 GMT
#19
On May 19 2010 11:01 Archaic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 19 2010 10:55 hellokitty[hk] wrote:
Look right in her eyes: "It is what it is."

Hey, thats 11 syllables. Cheater. Not a GG at all.
Better write another one to make up for it, possibly apologizing to me?


There you go.
IndecisivePenguin
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States771 Posts
May 19 2010 02:29 GMT
#20
Sonnet is a beast of sorts.
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