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Kleander
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States334 Posts
March 17 2010 17:01 GMT
#1
I awoke this morning so ignorant
Unaware of my new predicament
I happily began my day with no worry
I rubbed my tired eyes to rid them of their blurry

I sat in my comfy black leather chair
I ran my fingers through my pillow-head hair
I logged onto facebook and began to socialize
Then opened winamp to be met with a surprise

To my dismay, shock and instinctual fear
I couldn't interpret sound, I could no longer hear
No no! it wasn't my ears that were to blame
It was my speakers, they were not the same

I panicked and reached to the back of my table
I needed to know if the connection was still enabled
It was connected! My mind began to trouble shoot
But no matter my efforts, the speakers remained mute

I was lost, in a plunge of depression
I couldn't live with this. I was surely undone

Since then, I've come to my senses
I've come to terms with my new expenses
I've learned a lesson that made me briefly cry
That all speakers, good or bad, eventually die

R.I.P. Altec Lansing VS22220


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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. 지지 Guess who's learning Korean
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
March 17 2010 17:15 GMT
#2
T_T
Welmu
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Finland3295 Posts
March 17 2010 17:24 GMT
#3
sad
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da_head
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3350 Posts
March 17 2010 17:24 GMT
#4
rip
When they see MC Probe, all the ladies disrobe.
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
March 17 2010 17:25 GMT
#5
Christ, this is how I experienced reading this:

- hmm, looks like something bad has happened, maybe this guy is writing a eulogy
- oh wow, this is a bad poem, why is he rhyming like a rapper, this is terrible
- shit I can't say anything bad about it because he lost a friend
- Oh shit I don't think he lost a friend I think he's become deaf, wow...that means all he has left are his terrible word skills...poor guy. Better find something nice to say to him
- Oh right, his speakers are broken. Ok then that just plain sucks 1/5.

><
josemb40
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Peru611 Posts
March 17 2010 17:28 GMT
#6
lol nice try
wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Kleander
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States334 Posts
March 17 2010 17:30 GMT
#7
On March 18 2010 02:25 sc4k wrote:
Christ, this is how I experienced reading this:

- hmm, looks like something bad has happened, maybe this guy is writing a eulogy
- oh wow, this is a bad poem, why is he rhyming like a rapper, this is terrible
- shit I can't say anything bad about it because he lost a friend
- Oh shit I don't think he lost a friend I think he's become deaf, wow...that means all he has left are his terrible word skills...poor guy. Better find something nice to say to him
- Oh right, his speakers are broken. Ok then that just plain sucks 1/5.

><


lol, at least you're honest
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. 지지 Guess who's learning Korean
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
March 17 2010 17:33 GMT
#8
did you try going to sound options and right clicking test for whatever options you have
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Kleander
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States334 Posts
March 17 2010 17:36 GMT
#9
On March 18 2010 02:33 Caller wrote:
did you try going to sound options and right clicking test for whatever options you have


lol yeah i tried everything in my power to get them to work again ;_; well, everything except opening them up and looking for broken connections xD
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. 지지 Guess who's learning Korean
Bebop07
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States291 Posts
March 17 2010 17:46 GMT
#10
On March 18 2010 02:30 Kleander wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 18 2010 02:25 sc4k wrote:
Christ, this is how I experienced reading this:

- hmm, looks like something bad has happened, maybe this guy is writing a eulogy
- oh wow, this is a bad poem, why is he rhyming like a rapper, this is terrible
- shit I can't say anything bad about it because he lost a friend
- Oh shit I don't think he lost a friend I think he's become deaf, wow...that means all he has left are his terrible word skills...poor guy. Better find something nice to say to him
- Oh right, his speakers are broken. Ok then that just plain sucks 1/5.

><


lol, at least you're honest
I thought it was really good, I actually laughed when it ended up being your speakers.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11554 Posts
March 17 2010 18:02 GMT
#11
T_T

good luck with your new set
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Qwertify
Profile Joined September 2008
United States2531 Posts
March 17 2010 18:38 GMT
#12
before you throw them out, check to see if the speaker on the bottom right of your monitor doesn't have a red circle with a slash through it.
CJ Entusman #24
EquilasH
Profile Joined April 2009
Denmark2142 Posts
March 17 2010 18:39 GMT
#13
I thought someone had deleted your music..
wat
madnessman
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1581 Posts
March 17 2010 18:54 GMT
#14
On March 18 2010 02:25 sc4k wrote:
Christ, this is how I experienced reading this:

- hmm, looks like something bad has happened, maybe this guy is writing a eulogy
- oh wow, this is a bad poem, why is he rhyming like a rapper, this is terrible
- shit I can't say anything bad about it because he lost a friend
- Oh shit I don't think he lost a friend I think he's become deaf, wow...that means all he has left are his terrible word skills...poor guy. Better find something nice to say to him
- Oh right, his speakers are broken. Ok then that just plain sucks 1/5.

><


Are we even reading the same poem?! How did that even resemble in the slightest that he lost a friend...Or that he became deaf?! Lol O_o
jimminy_kriket
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada5525 Posts
March 17 2010 18:58 GMT
#15
I woke up with an ear full of blood. Your luckier.
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
EquilasH
Profile Joined April 2009
Denmark2142 Posts
March 17 2010 18:58 GMT
#16
On March 18 2010 03:54 madnessman wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 18 2010 02:25 sc4k wrote:
Christ, this is how I experienced reading this:

- hmm, looks like something bad has happened, maybe this guy is writing a eulogy
- oh wow, this is a bad poem, why is he rhyming like a rapper, this is terrible
- shit I can't say anything bad about it because he lost a friend
- Oh shit I don't think he lost a friend I think he's become deaf, wow...that means all he has left are his terrible word skills...poor guy. Better find something nice to say to him
- Oh right, his speakers are broken. Ok then that just plain sucks 1/5.

><


Are we even reading the same poem?! How did that even resemble in the slightest that he lost a friend...Or that he became deaf?! Lol O_o

Because he starts the drama, then goes on to say he logs onto facebook where you normally get messages from friends(maybe 2 people had the same friend?)..
Then proceeds to say that he can't hear anything(though I must admit that I didn't get the impression that he got deaf here)..
wat
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24751 Posts
March 17 2010 19:37 GMT
#17
On March 18 2010 03:54 madnessman wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 18 2010 02:25 sc4k wrote:
Christ, this is how I experienced reading this:

- hmm, looks like something bad has happened, maybe this guy is writing a eulogy
- oh wow, this is a bad poem, why is he rhyming like a rapper, this is terrible
- shit I can't say anything bad about it because he lost a friend
- Oh shit I don't think he lost a friend I think he's become deaf, wow...that means all he has left are his terrible word skills...poor guy. Better find something nice to say to him
- Oh right, his speakers are broken. Ok then that just plain sucks 1/5.

><


Are we even reading the same poem?! How did that even resemble in the slightest that he lost a friend...Or that he became deaf?! Lol O_o

When he couldn't hear at first I thought he lost his hearing or something after reading the thread title.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
HazMat
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States17077 Posts
March 17 2010 19:49 GMT
#18
On March 18 2010 02:25 sc4k wrote:
- oh wow, this is a bad poem, why is he rhyming like a rapper, this is terrible

Maybe it's a rap :O
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Lovin
Profile Joined May 2009
Denmark812 Posts
March 17 2010 20:27 GMT
#19
Bitches don't know about your particular set of skills! Nice punchline :p
AKA SuddenSalad
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
March 17 2010 21:01 GMT
#20
Your rhyme, my friend could be more crisp...
Of meter you flash but a wisp...
The wit is there, I'll give you this...
But without form your verse is piss.
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
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