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I awoke this morning so ignorant
Unaware of my new predicament
I happily began my day with no worry
I rubbed my tired eyes to rid them of their blurry
I sat in my comfy black leather chair
I ran my fingers through my pillow-head hair
I logged onto facebook and began to socialize
Then opened winamp to be met with a surprise
To my dismay, shock and instinctual fear
I couldn't interpret sound, I could no longer hear
No no! it wasn't my ears that were to blame
It was my speakers, they were not the same
I panicked and reached to the back of my table
I needed to know if the connection was still enabled
It was connected! My mind began to trouble shoot
But no matter my efforts, the speakers remained mute
I was lost, in a plunge of depression
I couldn't live with this. I was surely undone
Since then, I've come to my senses
I've come to terms with my new expenses
I've learned a lesson that made me briefly cry
That all speakers, good or bad, eventually die
R.I.P. Altec Lansing VS22220
 
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Christ, this is how I experienced reading this:
- hmm, looks like something bad has happened, maybe this guy is writing a eulogy
- oh wow, this is a bad poem, why is he rhyming like a rapper, this is terrible
- shit I can't say anything bad about it because he lost a friend
- Oh shit I don't think he lost a friend I think he's become deaf, wow...that means all he has left are his terrible word skills...poor guy. Better find something nice to say to him
- Oh right, his speakers are broken. Ok then that just plain sucks 1/5.
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On March 18 2010 02:25 sc4k wrote:
Christ, this is how I experienced reading this:
- hmm, looks like something bad has happened, maybe this guy is writing a eulogy
- oh wow, this is a bad poem, why is he rhyming like a rapper, this is terrible
- shit I can't say anything bad about it because he lost a friend
- Oh shit I don't think he lost a friend I think he's become deaf, wow...that means all he has left are his terrible word skills...poor guy. Better find something nice to say to him
- Oh right, his speakers are broken. Ok then that just plain sucks 1/5.
><
lol, at least you're honest 
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did you try going to sound options and right clicking test for whatever options you have
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On March 18 2010 02:33 Caller wrote:
did you try going to sound options and right clicking test for whatever options you have
lol yeah i tried everything in my power to get them to work again ;_; well, everything except opening them up and looking for broken connections xD
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On March 18 2010 02:30 Kleander wrote:Show nested quote +On March 18 2010 02:25 sc4k wrote:
Christ, this is how I experienced reading this:
- hmm, looks like something bad has happened, maybe this guy is writing a eulogy
- oh wow, this is a bad poem, why is he rhyming like a rapper, this is terrible
- shit I can't say anything bad about it because he lost a friend
- Oh shit I don't think he lost a friend I think he's become deaf, wow...that means all he has left are his terrible word skills...poor guy. Better find something nice to say to him
- Oh right, his speakers are broken. Ok then that just plain sucks 1/5.
>< lol, at least you're honest I thought it was really good, I actually laughed when it ended up being your speakers.
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T_T
good luck with your new set 
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before you throw them out, check to see if the speaker on the bottom right of your monitor doesn't have a red circle with a slash through it.
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I thought someone had deleted your music..
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On March 18 2010 02:25 sc4k wrote:
Christ, this is how I experienced reading this:
- hmm, looks like something bad has happened, maybe this guy is writing a eulogy
- oh wow, this is a bad poem, why is he rhyming like a rapper, this is terrible
- shit I can't say anything bad about it because he lost a friend
- Oh shit I don't think he lost a friend I think he's become deaf, wow...that means all he has left are his terrible word skills...poor guy. Better find something nice to say to him
- Oh right, his speakers are broken. Ok then that just plain sucks 1/5.
><
Are we even reading the same poem?! How did that even resemble in the slightest that he lost a friend...Or that he became deaf?! Lol O_o
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I woke up with an ear full of blood. Your luckier.
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On March 18 2010 03:54 madnessman wrote:Show nested quote +On March 18 2010 02:25 sc4k wrote:
Christ, this is how I experienced reading this:
- hmm, looks like something bad has happened, maybe this guy is writing a eulogy
- oh wow, this is a bad poem, why is he rhyming like a rapper, this is terrible
- shit I can't say anything bad about it because he lost a friend
- Oh shit I don't think he lost a friend I think he's become deaf, wow...that means all he has left are his terrible word skills...poor guy. Better find something nice to say to him
- Oh right, his speakers are broken. Ok then that just plain sucks 1/5.
>< Are we even reading the same poem?! How did that even resemble in the slightest that he lost a friend...Or that he became deaf?! Lol O_o
Because he starts the drama, then goes on to say he logs onto facebook where you normally get messages from friends(maybe 2 people had the same friend?)..
Then proceeds to say that he can't hear anything(though I must admit that I didn't get the impression that he got deaf here)..
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On March 18 2010 03:54 madnessman wrote:Show nested quote +On March 18 2010 02:25 sc4k wrote:
Christ, this is how I experienced reading this:
- hmm, looks like something bad has happened, maybe this guy is writing a eulogy
- oh wow, this is a bad poem, why is he rhyming like a rapper, this is terrible
- shit I can't say anything bad about it because he lost a friend
- Oh shit I don't think he lost a friend I think he's become deaf, wow...that means all he has left are his terrible word skills...poor guy. Better find something nice to say to him
- Oh right, his speakers are broken. Ok then that just plain sucks 1/5.
>< Are we even reading the same poem?! How did that even resemble in the slightest that he lost a friend...Or that he became deaf?! Lol O_o
When he couldn't hear at first I thought he lost his hearing or something after reading the thread title.
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On March 18 2010 02:25 sc4k wrote:
- oh wow, this is a bad poem, why is he rhyming like a rapper, this is terrible
Maybe it's a rap :O
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Bitches don't know about your particular set of skills! Nice punchline :p
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Your rhyme, my friend could be more crisp...
Of meter you flash but a wisp...
The wit is there, I'll give you this...
But without form your verse is piss.
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On March 18 2010 06:01 love1another wrote:
Your rhyme, my friend could be more crisp...
Of meter you flash but a wisp...
The wit is there, I'll give you this...
But without form your verse is piss.
I disagree there, my good man.
He writes better than most guys can.
But if it is "piss", as you say,
then you could do it better, nay?
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Give the man a break...it was a better and more ironic poem than what most are able to write.
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On March 18 2010 06:20 Captain Mayhem wrote:Show nested quote +On March 18 2010 06:01 love1another wrote:
Your rhyme, my friend could be more crisp...
Of meter you flash but a wisp...
The wit is there, I'll give you this...
But without form your verse is piss.
I disagree there, my good man. He writes better than most guys can. But if it is "piss", as you say, then you could do it better, nay?
Do it better? Why even ask?
Although I am not one to bask
in my own talent, I can say
that I could best it any day!
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Then why not put them to the test?
The very words inside your breast,
Lay them down for all to see
Your rhyme, reason, and poetry. 
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All of you with your clever rhymes,
You flaming, hating, whining slime,
Just stop all of this hullabaloo,
Everyone, STFU.
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Why hasn't anyone brought up everyone's favourite free-style rap battle starter?
Hey you, you tryin' to rap
It ain't got rhythm, sounds like crap
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k that was just horrible, but that's what EVERYONE starts with -_-;; I'm so sorry. lol
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I thought that this would be a WoW guy getting a sc2 beta key and feeling bad for it.
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On March 18 2010 10:53 endGame wrote:
All of you with your clever rhymes,
You flaming, hating, whining slime,
Just stop all of this hullabaloo,
Everyone, STFU.
Wow. What a buzzkill.
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soundspeakers are nothing
last day my screen just died and i went through 3 weeks without internet. Now thats T.T
first 3 weeks of no internet then when i finally had internet my screen died LOL-.....
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EPT
