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Kim Jong Tassadar
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States44 Posts
January 26 2010 03:14 GMT
#1
So, remember my first blog? Well, my friend and I are going to get a chance to embarrass some people at a LAN party at this university hosted by some tools. I know they're tools because they hosted a tournament that my teammate won and I got third in. Temamate is good, but at the time I was like a 40 APM Protoss who knew only two builds: 5pool & DT rush. And I got third... And that was only because I messed up my assimilator timing in the semis, or I would have got second. I'm a bit better know, and esspesscially good at 2v2. And these guys suck and are assholes. So, we're trying to figure out good builds to beat them with. Right now, we're considering Stove into Dark Archon mind control recalling their SCVs, mass scouts, and double nuke rush. Oh, and infested terran rush. Any other good ideas?

Oh, and just to prove these guys suck, one of them is a terran whose standard build is 4 racks... and another is a zerg who doesn't build his first overlord until after he expands...

*
Tyler Sash for Thorpe, Ricky Stanzi for Heisman
Sprite
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States1015 Posts
January 26 2010 03:18 GMT
#2
Just BBS, Proxy 2 gate, or 5 pool, nuff said.
Firebathero is still the best!
The_Australian
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia458 Posts
January 26 2010 03:18 GMT
#3
It sounds like you could make up anything on the day and win. How about some mind controll with protoss then rolling them with 24 BC's?
"Nothing should be unstoppable when you see it coming...." - Boxer
Mx.DeeP
Profile Joined February 2008
China25 Posts
January 26 2010 03:20 GMT
#4
um...what exactly are you trying to prove? that you're so much better than a bunch of random sc players from your university that you can DA rush them or something? If I were you, I'd just play standard and save yourself the embarrassment when the 4rax guy steamrolls you with bionic when all you have is a scout and a dark archon.
PanN
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2828 Posts
January 26 2010 03:21 GMT
#5
Oh man, people that suck at sc? They exist?
We have multiple brackets generated in advance. Relax . (Kennigit) I just simply do not understand how it can be the time to play can be 22nd at 9:30 pm PST / midnight the 23rd at the same time. (GGzerg)
RoieTRS
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2569 Posts
January 26 2010 03:22 GMT
#6
I went to a LAN event that featured starcraft for the hell of it pretty much

I won. Hell, there were some ra3 players there. I beat them 1v5. Their amazing strategy was build 5 defense turrets before a barracks.
konadora, in Racenilatr's blog: "you need to stop thinking about starcraft or anything computer-related for that matter. It's becoming a bad addiction imo"
Zergneedsfood
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10671 Posts
January 26 2010 03:25 GMT
#7
Just outexpand everyone and run them over.

It intimidates people and people get scared that you'll run over them too! :D
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Signet
Profile Joined March 2007
United States1718 Posts
January 26 2010 03:36 GMT
#8
Tank/scout.
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9808 Posts
January 26 2010 03:39 GMT
#9
go bio. i dont care what they do, go bio. and make sure you have 6 dropships full of troops. and go crazy dropping places and then pulling out just before they're dead. they'll shit their pants.
boomer hands
caldo149
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States469 Posts
January 26 2010 03:44 GMT
#10
^ I agree partly, anything with dropships or shuttles will make you look super pro, even an elevator drop into their main XD
Hellions are my homeboys
CommanderFluffy
Profile Joined June 2008
Taiwan1059 Posts
January 26 2010 03:46 GMT
#11
i dont agree with your 'higher than thou' attitude.
Pain is temporary, but glory is forever.
numLoCK
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada1416 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-26 03:53:18
January 26 2010 03:51 GMT
#12
I've got experience in tournaments with people who have no clue how to play starcraft. My favorites:
Give them vision at the beginning of the game, and proceed to roll them. Be careful to remember that they'll be able to see cloaked units.
Mass BCs and nukes, and use the double nuke to take out CCs and stuff.
Depending on the opponent, mass DA into mind control army. Fails if your opponents simply mass cannons without any units :/
Probe recalls. You can fit quite a few probes into a recall if you stack them.
200/200 army for Protoss/Zerg/Terran via mind control. Preferable Carriers/BCs/Guardians/Devs/Muta. Had an entire computer lab filled with nerds screaming, and some kids actually whipped out their phones to take pics.
Floating buildings into base to attack.
Old pimpest play cannon rush.
Cannon slowpush starting at the middle of the map and slowly pushing in.
Mass arbiters.
Mass scouts.
And the list just goes on...


EDIT: Its important to note that most bad players don't actually understand that your strategies are making fun of them. So all that ends up happening is you have tons of fun doing retarded shit and they think you're really good and using cool strategies. Except for shit like visioning your opponent ofc.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
January 26 2010 03:53 GMT
#13
On January 26 2010 12:20 Mx.DeeP wrote:
um...what exactly are you trying to prove? that you're so much better than a bunch of random sc players from your university that you can DA rush them or something? If I were you, I'd just play standard and save yourself the embarrassment when the 4rax guy steamrolls you with bionic when all you have is a scout and a dark archon.


i think 4 rax as in 4 scvs -> buidl a rax and not like constnattly pumping scvs bulidings supply at 9/10 then expadning then adding 4 raxes ggnore
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Misrah
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1695 Posts
January 26 2010 03:54 GMT
#14
Make 12 ultra- rush enemy base. Have 12 queens brooding ultra, double your army size in seconds. Repeat.
A thread vaguely bashing SC2? SWARM ON, LOW POST COUNT BRETHREN! DEFEND THE GLORIOUS GAME THAT IS OUR LIVELIHOOD
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
January 26 2010 04:08 GMT
#15
On January 26 2010 12:46 CommanderFluffy wrote:
i dont agree with your 'higher than thou' attitude.


I don't mean to be too condescending, but I agree with Fluffy. Especially with your post count, OP.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
January 26 2010 04:10 GMT
#16
On January 26 2010 13:08 DivinO wrote:
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On January 26 2010 12:46 CommanderFluffy wrote:
i dont agree with your 'higher than thou' attitude.


I don't mean to be too condescending, but I agree with Fluffy. Especially with your post count, OP.

Shh, he's Tassadar
0neheart
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States92 Posts
January 26 2010 04:11 GMT
#17
build like 7 probes and send them to the opponents base to outmicro them

gives you a bit of a challenge anyways

i saw this done in an fpvod by like a b player against a c player and won, forgot who tho
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
January 26 2010 04:16 GMT
#18
just lurker/DT rush or something because they will probably be too noob to get detection, and if they do it'll probably be in such a bad position that you can walk right past it and into their main.

I say this because I agree with divino and fluffy. If it was just some LAN where you wanted to have fun then try doing cute stuff, but if you really want to just own them and win then I'd get straight to the point.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Zozma
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1626 Posts
January 26 2010 04:24 GMT
#19
Watch NonY's "arbiters" FPVOD.

Invaluable knowledge if you're trying to fuck with a player who's worse than you.
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
January 26 2010 04:47 GMT
#20
I'd say play standard and don't do anything stupid because if you seriously need our help to think up of funny builds then you're probably not that good...

Either way I hope you get your cocky attitude shoved back in your face :D
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
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