EPTOh, and just to prove these guys suck, one of them is a terran whose standard build is 4 racks... and another is a zerg who doesn't build his first overlord until after he expands...
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Kim Jong Tassadar
United States44 Posts
Oh, and just to prove these guys suck, one of them is a terran whose standard build is 4 racks... and another is a zerg who doesn't build his first overlord until after he expands... | ||
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Sprite
United States1015 Posts
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The_Australian
Australia458 Posts
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Mx.DeeP
China25 Posts
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PanN
United States2828 Posts
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RoieTRS
United States2569 Posts
I won. Hell, there were some ra3 players there. I beat them 1v5. Their amazing strategy was build 5 defense turrets before a barracks. | ||
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Zergneedsfood
United States10671 Posts
It intimidates people and people get scared that you'll run over them too! :D | ||
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Signet
United States1718 Posts
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seRapH
United States9808 Posts
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caldo149
United States469 Posts
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CommanderFluffy
Taiwan1059 Posts
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numLoCK
Canada1416 Posts
Give them vision at the beginning of the game, and proceed to roll them. Be careful to remember that they'll be able to see cloaked units. Mass BCs and nukes, and use the double nuke to take out CCs and stuff. Depending on the opponent, mass DA into mind control army. Fails if your opponents simply mass cannons without any units :/ Probe recalls. You can fit quite a few probes into a recall if you stack them. 200/200 army for Protoss/Zerg/Terran via mind control. Preferable Carriers/BCs/Guardians/Devs/Muta. Had an entire computer lab filled with nerds screaming, and some kids actually whipped out their phones to take pics. Floating buildings into base to attack. Old pimpest play cannon rush. Cannon slowpush starting at the middle of the map and slowly pushing in. Mass arbiters. Mass scouts. And the list just goes on... EDIT: Its important to note that most bad players don't actually understand that your strategies are making fun of them. So all that ends up happening is you have tons of fun doing retarded shit and they think you're really good and using cool strategies. Except for shit like visioning your opponent ofc. | ||
alffla
Hong Kong20321 Posts
On January 26 2010 12:20 Mx.DeeP wrote: um...what exactly are you trying to prove? that you're so much better than a bunch of random sc players from your university that you can DA rush them or something? If I were you, I'd just play standard and save yourself the embarrassment when the 4rax guy steamrolls you with bionic when all you have is a scout and a dark archon. i think 4 rax as in 4 scvs -> buidl a rax and not like constnattly pumping scvs bulidings supply at 9/10 then expadning then adding 4 raxes ggnore | ||
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Misrah
United States1695 Posts
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DivinO
United States4796 Posts
On January 26 2010 12:46 CommanderFluffy wrote: i dont agree with your 'higher than thou' attitude. I don't mean to be too condescending, but I agree with Fluffy. Especially with your post count, OP.  | ||
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DoX.)
Singapore6164 Posts
On January 26 2010 13:08 DivinO wrote: I don't mean to be too condescending, but I agree with Fluffy. Especially with your post count, OP. Shh, he's Tassadar | ||
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0neheart
United States92 Posts
gives you a bit of a challenge anyways i saw this done in an fpvod by like a b player against a c player and won, forgot who tho | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
I say this because I agree with divino and fluffy. If it was just some LAN where you wanted to have fun then try doing cute stuff, but if you really want to just own them and win then I'd get straight to the point. | ||
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Zozma
United States1626 Posts
Invaluable knowledge if you're trying to fuck with a player who's worse than you. | ||
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BanZu
United States3329 Posts
Either way I hope you get your cocky attitude shoved back in your face :D | ||
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TimmyMac
Canada499 Posts
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TryThis
Canada1522 Posts
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Zerksys
United States569 Posts
On January 26 2010 12:14 Kim Jong Tassadar wrote: So, remember my first blog? Well, my friend and I are going to get a chance to embarrass some people at a LAN party at this university hosted by some tools. I know they're tools because they hosted a tournament that my teammate won and I got third in. Temamate is good, but at the time I was like a 40 APM Protoss who knew only two builds: 5pool & DT rush. And I got third... And that was only because I messed up my assimilator timing in the semis, or I would have got second. I'm a bit better know, and esspesscially good at 2v2. And these guys suck and are assholes. So, we're trying to figure out good builds to beat them with. Right now, we're considering Stove into Dark Archon mind control recalling their SCVs, mass scouts, and double nuke rush. Oh, and infested terran rush. Any other good ideas? Oh, and just to prove these guys suck, one of them is a terran whose standard build is 4 racks... and another is a zerg who doesn't build his first overlord until after he expands... No offense to you or anything, but you seem like a tool yourself if you're going to talk like that. Good luck being the jerks =.= | ||
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AraqirG
United States266 Posts
On January 26 2010 13:24 Zozma wrote: Watch NonY's "arbiters" FPVOD. Invaluable knowledge if you're trying to fuck with a player who's worse than you. Where can I find said FPVOD? | ||
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Thegilaboy
United States2018 Posts
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numLoCK
Canada1416 Posts
On January 26 2010 14:57 Thegilaboy wrote: Man I hope you get rolled over, your kind of play doesn't make other people enjoy a game that we should all love In my experience, the average complete starcraft noob who has no intention of practicing a bunch and getting to even a D level on iccup has more fun if you handicap yourself one way or another rather than raping them straight up in 5 minutes. I mean, if you attack them at any point they are probably going to die, so why not delay that attack so that you can mass BCs and give them a chance to build up. | ||
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29 fps
United States5725 Posts
i dont even know how these people are tools. they're tools for hosting a tournament that you and your teammate placed high in? | ||
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Thegilaboy
United States2018 Posts
On January 26 2010 15:01 numLoCK wrote: In my experience, the average complete starcraft noob who has no intention of practicing a bunch and getting to even a D level on iccup has more fun if you handicap yourself one way or another rather than raping them straight up in 5 minutes. I mean, if you attack them at any point they are probably going to die, so why not delay that attack so that you can mass BCs and give them a chance to build up. Because from the sounds of it, that isn't the intention at all, but rather the goal is to humiliate and destroy an opponent who is believed to be completely inferior. | ||
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tarpman
Canada723 Posts
Why do you want to humiliate people, anyway? Wouldn't it be more fun to play against people who you actually have to try to win against? | ||
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starfries
Canada3508 Posts
No comment on your motivation for doing this edit: oh also stasis, that pissed me off to no end when playing fastest | ||
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Dreadwave
Netherlands254 Posts
Anything that is completely alien to those players is going to give you an advantage, no one at that level expects you to build stuff in their base in the first few minutes. As Terran you can float buildings into their base and make an army there, run some bats/vults into their mineral line and enjoy the carnage. Even works vs otherwise decent people if the rest of your build looks normal enough. If you are Zerg you need to know some rules: bad Protosses die to mutas, bad Terrans die to lurkers. | ||
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coltrane
Chile988 Posts
Reaver builds rapes noobs. BBS ftw!!! 8 gas, 9 rax, 9 ref, 2 factory at 12, vult and mine. Probably you suck, but anyway, i want to see replays. | ||
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Pengu1n
United States552 Posts
I mean when i was a 40 apm noob i massed up about 30 scouts to fly in the back of my friends main and take out his nexus and he congratulated me on such a good strategy lol. we didnt know better. so if your just looking for fun then just do whatever you like, mass some infested terrans or something play around with mind control or all the spells you normally wouldn't use. | ||
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AtlaS
United States1001 Posts
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