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slained
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada966 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-22 04:41:34
January 22 2010 04:35 GMT
#1
The doomsday clock is approaching midnight at an exponential rate, as our population grows at an exponential rate. Certain people believe in a collective collaboration of governments as a means to survival. Such beliefs are generated from million dollar investments in "clean energy", our sudden concern for global warming, and the investments in food alternatives - such as cloning, and eugenics. These meager devlopments are significantly overrated; relatively the investments and developments are nothing in comparison to the 6 billion person population.

I'm skeptical of the government as our means for survival; I'd rather believe in the fictitious, but very plausable, "odd-man hypothesis", in which our survival is better off in the hands of a radical unmarried man, who is given the power to kill off a large fraction of our race to ensure humanity's progression - such as nuclear arms.

Such trivial thoughts on our survival are useless however; I highly doubt in our lifetimes anything this extreme will happen. However, if you're still concerned about the human race, I am sure somewhere in the next billion years we will all evolve to become autotrophs and shed our need for carbon based life forms as nutrients.

The video game StarCraft reflects this evolution through the superiority of the Protoss race - having been able to evolve from hunters to autotrophs. Though strangely they are colloured a pale white, despite in physics white is the colour that absorbs the least amount of light. The protoss are so superior that they also maintain enhanced physical strength, posses "psyonic" abilities, and enjoy thousands of years of longevity.

Furthermore, some high ranked members of this race are able to perform mating rituals to shed their bodies and become pure energy. Though they have yet to fully evolve to maintain this state, as their life expectancy is drastically reduced; this just shows their evolution is still incomplete. In the game, we can see that there was only 1 female in the video game; the "Matriarch" - who was unfortunately assassinated by the Zerg Queen Kerrigan. The protoss though, are not doomed since we can see the protoss being able to mate male to male.

As Einstein once fortold, 'we will one day shed our need for our bodies and become energy'. I am eagerly waiting for this to happen, and currently rehersing to become an autotroph:


Long Do

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bubblegumbo
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Taiwan1296 Posts
January 22 2010 04:37 GMT
#2
try harder
"I honestly think that whoever invented toilet paper is a genius. For man to survive, they need toilet paper!"- Nal_rA
slained
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada966 Posts
January 22 2010 04:42 GMT
#3
troll harder
Trap
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States395 Posts
January 22 2010 04:43 GMT
#4
On January 22 2010 13:35 slained wrote:The video game StarCraft reflects this evolution through the superiority of the Protoss race - having been able to evolve from hunters to autotrophs. Though strangely they are colloured a pale white, despite in physics white is the colour that absorbs the least amount of light. The protoss are so superior that they also maintain enhanced physical strength, posses "psyonic" abilities, and enjoy thousands of years of longevity.


I'd rather die a thousand times as a Terran than switch to Protoss.
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mucker
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1120 Posts
January 22 2010 04:47 GMT
#5
On January 22 2010 13:43 Trap wrote:
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On January 22 2010 13:35 slained wrote:The video game StarCraft reflects this evolution through the superiority of the Protoss race - having been able to evolve from hunters to autotrophs. Though strangely they are colloured a pale white, despite in physics white is the colour that absorbs the least amount of light. The protoss are so superior that they also maintain enhanced physical strength, posses "psyonic" abilities, and enjoy thousands of years of longevity.


I'd rather die a thousand times as a Terran than switch to Protoss.


"So be it"

<sound of dt killing marines>
It's supposed to be automatic but actually you have to press this button.
Hinanawi
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2250 Posts
January 22 2010 04:48 GMT
#6
Can I be a Dark Templar?
Favorite progamers (in order): Flash, Stork, Violet, Sea. ||| Get better soon, Violet!
lazz
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia3119 Posts
January 22 2010 05:02 GMT
#7
i agree man
ShloobeR
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Korea (South)3820 Posts
January 22 2010 05:18 GMT
#8
but protoss can't even kill insects
: o )
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
January 22 2010 05:20 GMT
#9
Race with shields and lasers and still attack with melee weapons... tsk tsk tsk
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
January 22 2010 05:26 GMT
#10
so judging by the comments I guess its okay I got bored reading after the first couple of lines?
yes.
Failsafe
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States1298 Posts
January 22 2010 05:31 GMT
#11
too bad the protoss race is immensely underpowered and has virtually no chance of winning anything ever because of race imbalances being coupled with map imbalances
MrBitter: Phoenixes... They're like flying hellions. Always cost efficient.
hyst.eric.al
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2332 Posts
January 22 2010 05:45 GMT
#12
best part is the 1a2a3a, though.
Leta , BeSt, Calm fan forever! 김정우, I am sorry I ever lost faith in you.
Guilty
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada812 Posts
January 22 2010 05:47 GMT
#13
i rate your post... 1 paragraph of 4. because if it was only 1 paragraph i would have actually read it....hmmmm
"How hard could it be?" -J. Clarkson
Djabanete
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States2786 Posts
January 22 2010 05:57 GMT
#14
On January 22 2010 13:48 Hinanawi wrote:
Can I be a Dark Templar?


DT's always get trapped and killed, whether or not they do any damage first. Better to be a BC --- usually you'll win, and in the worst-case scenario the game is a draw and you don't even have to fight at all, just fly around the map and look scary and use your Yamato gun every couple minutes.
May the BeSt man win.
slained
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada966 Posts
January 22 2010 06:00 GMT
#15
I thought people would just zone into the word StarCraft
Tsagacity
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States2124 Posts
January 22 2010 08:05 GMT
#16
I was expecting a bel-air.
"Everyone worse than me at video games is a noob. Everyone better than me doesn't have a life."
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-22 08:19:40
January 22 2010 08:18 GMT
#17
On January 22 2010 13:35 slained wrote:
I'm skeptical of the government as our means for survival; I'd rather believe in the fictitious, but very plausable, "odd-man hypothesis", in which our survival is better off in the hands of a radical unmarried man, who is given the power to kill off a large fraction of our race to ensure humanity's progression - such as nuclear arms.

You didn't read Andromeda Strain correctly if you think that is what the odd man hypothesis is.

Edit: (But I won't tell you the right definition since that would be a spoiler for those who haven't read it.)
Kim_Hyun_Han
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
706 Posts
January 22 2010 15:22 GMT
#18
never thought about that , the way you wrote it
hum
coltrane
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Chile988 Posts
January 22 2010 16:30 GMT
#19
I hardly believe that we are going to evolve anywhere. We will extinct just as we are, maybe a couple hundreds years, hope a couple thousands years from now.

Have you read anything on evolution? seems not.
Jävla skit
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
January 23 2010 00:38 GMT
#20
but if we develop to protoss, there will be no terran and since we know the insects will become zerg during that time and that Z>P we're doomed mb that was your point
slained
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada966 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-23 02:14:26
January 23 2010 02:05 GMT
#21
On January 23 2010 01:30 coltrane wrote:
I hardly believe that we are going to evolve anywhere. We will extinct just as we are, maybe a couple hundreds years, hope a couple thousands years from now.

Have you read anything on evolution? seems not.


It's called a sarcasm, the whole thing is a satire. Why am I being lectured by a Chilean who uses a extinct as a verb.

edit: I mean, no I've only read about Intelligent Design. Evolution is overrated.
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