EPTIt's a baby. She's pregnant.
SHE'S BEEN ON THE PILL FFS.
RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Been trying to convince her to Ctrl+QQ on the fetus, but she wants to keep it because it's very likely we'll get married anyway after we graduate, plus she's Christian and loves kids.
Guess I'll have to keep trying. That or I'll have to grease the bathtub and stairs in a few months.
Seriously, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU RAGEEEEEE #$%^&*()*($&*^!@!&#%#^&*&^%^*!!!!!!!!!
Update:
MISSION ABORTED YES YES YES
I FINALLY talked some sense into her. WHEW, dodged a bullet, I did.
Everything is well, once again. I'm wearing rubber no matter what from now on.
Edit:
On December 28 2009 11:50 plated.rawr wrote:
Let her know that she's:
- About to have nine months of mood swings and homrone imbalance, pain and exhaustion
- About to get the followup one year of stress and sleep deprivation
- Most probably going to lose her figure from the maternal eating and baby stretching
- Ruining any chance you two had to travel the world and see new places for twenty years
- Ruining any chance you two had to get higher education. Enjoy a low-payed high-stress job
- Alienating friends due to the increased responsibility and unavailability of childcare
- Not fully mentally aged yet, which will negatively impact her parenting and raising of the child
- Statistically more likely to break up with the father due to the mental age and stress factors than a more mature mother would avoid.
If you really love her though, go for it. As long as the love lasts, you'll have the motivation to accomplish anything.
If you've got any kind of doubts though, talk to her properly - don't leave anything unsaid that'll pain you later down the line.
Let her know that she's:
- About to have nine months of mood swings and homrone imbalance, pain and exhaustion
- About to get the followup one year of stress and sleep deprivation
- Most probably going to lose her figure from the maternal eating and baby stretching
- Ruining any chance you two had to travel the world and see new places for twenty years
- Ruining any chance you two had to get higher education. Enjoy a low-payed high-stress job
- Alienating friends due to the increased responsibility and unavailability of childcare
- Not fully mentally aged yet, which will negatively impact her parenting and raising of the child
- Statistically more likely to break up with the father due to the mental age and stress factors than a more mature mother would avoid.
If you really love her though, go for it. As long as the love lasts, you'll have the motivation to accomplish anything.
If you've got any kind of doubts though, talk to her properly - don't leave anything unsaid that'll pain you later down the line.
Thanks, good and needed advice.
On December 28 2009 13:14 orgolove wrote:
You are a fucking idiot. Holy shit, what were you fucking THINKING? AT 20?!?! Man, I feel so sorry for your child. Not only did you ruin your own life, you ruined the life of both your wife and the unborn child as well.
Just burn in hell and die. I can see it now, 15 years from now, you living in your trailer park trash heap, your kid already a star in the local gang, you becoming an alcoholic drowning your sorrows away after your wife left you. I hope you die a horrible death.
You are a fucking idiot. Holy shit, what were you fucking THINKING? AT 20?!?! Man, I feel so sorry for your child. Not only did you ruin your own life, you ruined the life of both your wife and the unborn child as well.
Just burn in hell and die. I can see it now, 15 years from now, you living in your trailer park trash heap, your kid already a star in the local gang, you becoming an alcoholic drowning your sorrows away after your wife left you. I hope you die a horrible death.
Figures, this guy's from Vatican City. Regardless, I lol'ed.
Moral of the story:
When someone tells you they have a BIG surprise for you for Christmas, brace yourself. Chances are it's going to be I'm coming out of the closet / I crashed your car / You're adopted / I'm pregnant with your child / I smurfed your D- ass when I'm actually B+.
