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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu OMFG RAGE

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WheelOfTime
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada331 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-28 21:18:07
December 28 2009 01:47 GMT
#1
Long story short, GF told me she had a BIG surprise for me for Christmas.

It's a baby. She's pregnant.

SHE'S BEEN ON THE PILL FFS.

RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Been trying to convince her to Ctrl+QQ on the fetus, but she wants to keep it because it's very likely we'll get married anyway after we graduate, plus she's Christian and loves kids.

Guess I'll have to keep trying. That or I'll have to grease the bathtub and stairs in a few months.

Seriously, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU RAGEEEEEE #$%^&*()*($&*^!@!&#%#^&*&^%^*!!!!!!!!!

Update:


MISSION ABORTED YES YES YES

I FINALLY talked some sense into her. WHEW, dodged a bullet, I did.

Everything is well, once again. I'm wearing rubber no matter what from now on.


Edit:

On December 28 2009 11:50 plated.rawr wrote:
Let her know that she's:
- About to have nine months of mood swings and homrone imbalance, pain and exhaustion
- About to get the followup one year of stress and sleep deprivation
- Most probably going to lose her figure from the maternal eating and baby stretching
- Ruining any chance you two had to travel the world and see new places for twenty years
- Ruining any chance you two had to get higher education. Enjoy a low-payed high-stress job
- Alienating friends due to the increased responsibility and unavailability of childcare
- Not fully mentally aged yet, which will negatively impact her parenting and raising of the child
- Statistically more likely to break up with the father due to the mental age and stress factors than a more mature mother would avoid.

If you really love her though, go for it. As long as the love lasts, you'll have the motivation to accomplish anything.

If you've got any kind of doubts though, talk to her properly - don't leave anything unsaid that'll pain you later down the line.


Thanks, good and needed advice.

On December 28 2009 13:14 orgolove wrote:
You are a fucking idiot. Holy shit, what were you fucking THINKING? AT 20?!?! Man, I feel so sorry for your child. Not only did you ruin your own life, you ruined the life of both your wife and the unborn child as well.

Just burn in hell and die. I can see it now, 15 years from now, you living in your trailer park trash heap, your kid already a star in the local gang, you becoming an alcoholic drowning your sorrows away after your wife left you. I hope you die a horrible death.


Figures, this guy's from Vatican City. Regardless, I lol'ed.

Moral of the story:

When someone tells you they have a BIG surprise for you for Christmas, brace yourself. Chances are it's going to be I'm coming out of the closet / I crashed your car / You're adopted / I'm pregnant with your child / I smurfed your D- ass when I'm actually B+.


***
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-28 01:49:02
December 28 2009 01:48 GMT
#2
haha.

edit: Yea that actually really sucks.
yes.
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6638 Posts
December 28 2009 01:49 GMT
#3
Someone called this in your last blog lol, unfortunate man
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
December 28 2009 01:50 GMT
#4
I found this post hilarious for some odd reason.
Amnesia
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3818 Posts
December 28 2009 01:51 GMT
#5
congrats
yhnmk
Profile Joined August 2009
Canada630 Posts
December 28 2009 01:51 GMT
#6
your gonna keep trying to murder your kid? Well, burn in hell ya immature asshole. 0 stars.
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
December 28 2009 01:52 GMT
#7
On December 28 2009 10:51 yhnmk wrote:
your gonna keep trying to murder your kid? Well, burn in hell ya immature asshole. 0 stars.

LOL?

Dude, he's just joking.
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
December 28 2009 01:53 GMT
#8
Congratulations. Can't touch condoms
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
December 28 2009 01:53 GMT
#9
It's a good thing you've documented it, at least your child will be able to read back on this someday and realise he was never wanted, good times.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
Necosarius
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden4042 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-28 01:56:29
December 28 2009 01:53 GMT
#10
How old are you?

Congrats.
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
December 28 2009 01:53 GMT
#11
Why are people giving "Christmas" presents that suck.

I've read of someone on reddit who told her husband that she had a big surprise for him on Christmas and it ended up being divorce papers. Then I talked to a girl whose brother came out to her family he was gay (although it was probably because it was one of the few times he had the opportunity of seeing his family aside from being in University) and now this. People either don't take things seriously enough or they just like fucking with each other. If I was in any of the situations above I'd give them my own "Christmas" present.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Phelix
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1931 Posts
December 28 2009 01:53 GMT
#12
Congratulations! How long has she been pregnant?
Venture Capital is better off spent on lottery tickets rather than investing in E-Sports; you'll get a far better return. The difference is simple: Koreans are tryharding at the game, foreigners are tryharding in real-life.
SanguineToss
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada815 Posts
December 28 2009 01:54 GMT
#13
how can u go into the battlefield without a helmet
WheelOfTime
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada331 Posts
December 28 2009 01:55 GMT
#14
On December 28 2009 10:53 Necosarius wrote:
How old are you?


http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=108504

20.
Killer Instinct
Profile Joined December 2008
Romania159 Posts
December 28 2009 01:56 GMT
#15
On December 28 2009 10:53 Phelix wrote:
Congratulations! How long has she been pregnant?


ROFL
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
December 28 2009 01:56 GMT
#16
On December 24 2009 07:18 Robinsa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 24 2009 06:36 WheelOfTime wrote:
-GF told me she has a BIG surprise for me for Christmas.

Hope youre ready for a kid.. Happy Christmas!! >D



Oracle.
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
banana
Profile Joined January 2009
Netherlands1189 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-28 01:58:27
December 28 2009 01:56 GMT
#17
dude.... omg I'd rage so hard, I know I'm supposed to say congratulations, but as a man, usually the reaction is FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, at least mine would.... -.- oh god, use lots of grease

On December 24 2009 07:18 Robinsa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 24 2009 06:36 WheelOfTime wrote:
-GF told me she has a BIG surprise for me for Christmas.

Hope youre ready for a kid.. Happy Christmas!! >D



+ Show Spoiler +
trolling us :'(?
Tekin
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2711 Posts
December 28 2009 01:58 GMT
#18
OH! Ouch what gift you received. Thats what you get if you don't wear a condom*.
Cheers! //¯◡◡¯\\ 문채원 | 한지우 -___-
Kazius
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Israel1456 Posts
December 28 2009 02:00 GMT
#19
One missed pill can be all it takes... but seriously, it could be a crazy health hazard for the kid if she took pills after she got pregnant. Since the option of having a kid is there, you've GOT to make sure when she stopped, not only for the option of strangling her if she lied to you about using them. On a positive note, I know people who've been trying to have kids for two years now, and while enthusiastic about their work are not as successful.

And hey, your boys can swim!
Friendship is like peeing yourself. Anyone can see it, but only you get that warm feeling.
Necosarius
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden4042 Posts
December 28 2009 02:02 GMT
#20
From your other blog:

On December 24 2009 11:26 Archaic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 24 2009 08:05 Bosu wrote:
Next week you will make a blog about your girlfriends big surprise for xmas will be that she is pregnant.


I can see it now:
"HELL NO, life hates me"


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