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skronch
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2717 Posts
December 28 2009 22:13 GMT
#121
congrats, i can't imagine how happy/relieved you feel right now. i'd be shitting my pants if i were in the same situation
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-28 22:31:08
December 28 2009 22:31 GMT
#122
LOL @ Ctrl-QQ on the fetus, that was a very succinct way of wording it
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
December 28 2009 22:40 GMT
#123
Congratulations..Your life is no longer ruined..

Just make sure this doesn't have lasting implications on yall's relationship.her being a christian and all.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18919 Posts
December 28 2009 22:51 GMT
#124
:| - Good job?
I imagine your relationship will be doing great after that .
I've had similar scares before, but whatever.
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coltrane
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Chile988 Posts
December 29 2009 00:34 GMT
#125
ahahahaha "mission aborted" 5/5 on that
Jävla skit
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
December 29 2009 01:23 GMT
#126
Kazius
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Israel1456 Posts
December 29 2009 03:00 GMT
#127
Good for you man. When I was in a similar situation, humor was a great outlet, so don't take people who can't get it too seriously. Made me smile.
Friendship is like peeing yourself. Anyone can see it, but only you get that warm feeling.
Code
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada634 Posts
December 29 2009 03:17 GMT
#128
hopefully next years Christmas gift will be better

...and if you dont like it you can at least get refunded
starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
December 29 2009 06:03 GMT
#129
Close call there.. its for the best but it's always a hard decision to make. it might not be human but it's hard not to feel anything for it. Shitty timing though, waiting for Christmas to announce it.
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{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
December 29 2009 06:24 GMT
#130
If you were adult enough to have sex then be grown up enough to be a father ffs.

Also mission aborted wtf?
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
skronch
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2717 Posts
December 29 2009 06:49 GMT
#131
On December 29 2009 15:24 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
If you were adult enough to have sex then be grown up enough to be a father ffs.
how does this make sense? Should people wait until they're in their 20's to have sex? wtf?
VorcePA
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States1102 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-29 06:59:28
December 29 2009 06:54 GMT
#132
On December 29 2009 15:24 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
If you were adult enough to have sex then be grown up enough to be a father ffs.

Also mission aborted wtf?


Bullshit. We're physically capable of reproduction by age 12 because our lifespan when we were still fighting for survival with other creatures of nature was less than 30 years old.

God, I fucking hate that argument. Good job on the abortion. Don't need one more baby crowding up this already overpopulated planet, nor do we need said child screwed up for life because the marriage lasted 2 years after the kid was born and whatnot.

Edit: Also, don't trust anyone but yourself. She very well could be taking the pill like she says, but one missed day and you have a pregnancy. You lucked out and it was either chance that she got pregnant or she screwed up. Many women are worse and will lie to you so they can get pregnant. Wrap up your junk so shit like that doesn't happen.

+ Show Spoiler [Kinda gross] +
I've heard on several accounts that some of the crazier women will wait until you're passed out/left the room/whatever to take your used condom and pour the semen in to their vagoos to get pregnant. If you even suspect for a minute that a girl you're dating is crazy, put some hot sauce in your condom after you're done. This goes for anyone who's worried about getting a girl pregnant. Maternal instinct SUCKS
Shitposting
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
December 29 2009 07:16 GMT
#133
Tell me, how do you understand women so well?
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20145 Posts
December 29 2009 07:34 GMT
#134
On December 29 2009 06:56 Jibba wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 29 2009 06:30 phosphorylation wrote:
i guess you got ass saved
usually i am fine with whatever tasteless jokes people make
but trivilazing abortion with comments like "alt-qq" and "mission aborted"
especially when it's your own fucking fetus you are talking about
seems bit off-putting

Agreed. I think you both probably made the safest choice, but don't desensitize the issue like this. I can guarantee you she'd flip shit if she heard you say "mission aborted."


Eh desensitizing it makes it easier then if you take it overly serious. Obviously he's learned his lesson which is key and i think he believe that abortion is not a form of birth control but i rather tell myself MISSION ABORTED then "oh my god my gf killed my potential offspring" for the rest of my life.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6774 Posts
December 29 2009 07:54 GMT
#135
On December 29 2009 15:24 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
If you were adult enough to have sex then be grown up enough to be a father ffs.


This makes no sense at all.
Graphics
Caphe
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Vietnam10817 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-29 08:15:53
December 29 2009 08:13 GMT
#136
I dont mean to be a jerk but this make me laugh as I read your Life is good blog a few days ago .
Anyway, its said to abort the baby but i think it is good for your and her life.
Just be careful from now on. Wear the goddam condom!!!. Try the feather thin one from durex, I didnt notice anything diffirence at all when wearing those.
Terran
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10344 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-29 13:09:11
December 29 2009 13:00 GMT
#137
Your first mistaken was having sex with someone who is pro-life.
Your second mistake was not using a condom.
Your third mistake was believing a girl that says she's on the pill.
Your fourth mistake is celebrating, because down the line, she is going to throw this back in your face so bad, you have no idea.

All for the best, really. That child is lucky to not exist. Who wants a father who wanted them aborted and a mother who calls herself Christian but puts out for her boyfriend?

Seriously, guys, listen up:

Sexually active pro-life girl = IT'S A TRAP!
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Tom Phoenix
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
1114 Posts
December 29 2009 13:28 GMT
#138
The news must have given you the rage of the Brooklyn variety:



On a serious note, I kind of feel sorry for your girlfriend. Women that had abortion have a lot of trouble later on when they want to get pregnant. You may be celebrating the fact now, but if your relationship lasts long enough that you will eventually want to start a family, it will come back to haunt you.

Nevertheless, I suppose aborting the pregnancy is the lesser evil, considering that you and your girlfriend are not in a position to take care of a child.
You and your "5 years of competitive RTS experience" can take a hike. - FrozenArbiter
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