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Misrah
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1695 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-29 07:20:18
October 29 2009 07:19 GMT
#1
*Inspired by Empyrean and his idea for a superawsomemegapost, this weekend my girlfriend is coming to visit me and I promise to update this post with some pictures of the happy couple.*

TL it is my 1000th post and I feel that I should do something special for the community that has done so much for me! So to christen my first 4 digit post count number, I present to you the complete compilation of my summer love affair. This post will be my last post on the subject matter, and will wrap up everything till present day. So to show you how special this post really is- I begin by showing you a picture of my lovely ginger- along with a poem that I had written for her some time ago.

Part One:http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=98594

Part Two:http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=98614

Part Three:http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=101544

To conclude the epica that is my summer love I present to you Part four, Damn! I wish I was your lover.

As me and ginger were driving up to the state park that I had planned to take her, everything seemed to be going well. As usual between me and ginger- we slipped into light and airy conversation. From our first date at noodles, till now talking to ginger was never a chore. Her conversation was stimulating, and coming from such a beautiful girl was almost too much for me to handle. I didn't know what to concentrate on most of the time. Her face, her hair, her conversation, her ass.... I don't want to sound like a chauvinistic snob, but damn she was fine!

As our drive came to an end, karma once again smiled upon me. The wind started to pick up, and the day went from a sunny humid, to a cloudy mid morning. Considering that a cloudy day is my favorite day, and those days are known to be the best for sailing I couldn't help but smile as we drove up to the beach. As we walked out to the car ginger and I went our separate ways to the changing rooms to slip into something more comfortable. As I quickly changed, a slight problem arose. My new suit that I had purchased didn't fit me. It was a size too big, and I had bit of a problem trying to figure out how to make this work.

What is going on in my head at this moment: Well at least she will get a beak of the goods some time today. Better to let them know what they are in store for if you know what I mean... :D

So as I shuffled out of the bathroom I wondered just how well this day was going to go. However the thought of everyone on the beach seeing my neither regions was quickly erased from my ind as soon as I witnessed what ginger had decided to sport to the beach. Now normally I am used to seeing her in a one piece red lifeguard swimming suit. And I can say with out a doubt that she looks great in that. But THIS! THIS was something like a cheese cake dressed in chocolate splayed with bacon and deep fried. Ginger was sporting none other than a string bikini.

Let me describe it to you in painful detail: The strings were a blazen blue color, with the background color of the suit being white. Now the best part is, the white suit is zebra striped. However the zebra strip was rainbow colored! So now I had a red headed rainbow 2 piece wearing hot thing that was WAVING AT MEEEEEEEEE!

As we walked back to the beach I took the liberty to bring along some delicious snacks for us to share on the beach. I asked ginger what she wanted to do, and she opted to just sit on the beach awhile and take in the sites. As we chilled out on the beach we once again slipped into that smooth conversation, where any discussion is possible. Boys when is the last time that you had a conversation with a girl that involved:

making fun of DBZ

Commenting on the idiocy of people

Talking about Fat People

Talking about how great being a fatty is

But the most riveting of all conversations was this:

I think that both of us brought up the fact about how weird our relationship was. (Yes TL I know YOU think I am crazy, but at that point I didn't think she knew that yet ^^) I began to talk about the fact that it was so weird that I had not gotten sick of being with her. I know that it sounds weird, but most of my love life can be summed up with the following anecdote: If a girl is interested in me, and I in her- I can almost guarantee you that she will come to bore me within 2 or 3 weeks of us dating, or spending any appreciable amount of time with each other. Now the crazy part comes along when ginger responds by saying the same thing. She admits that even her best of friends can get on her nerves,m and sometimes she needs to tell them to give her some time alone. She thought for a moment and then added that because me and her had spent so much time together already, she was surprised that she didn't feel this way in the least.

Well after a long conversation about the tantalizing weirdness that had brought us this far, I decided to change the subject and offer some of the delicious treats I had brought along before going out and sailing. I think that I had backed everything that one is supposed to pack on a date outing. I had fruits, chocolate, whole milk- and of course PB&J! As usual ginger commented on my choice of fatty foods, and in particular enjoyed the fact that most of what I had brought in the cooler was 2/3 chocolate hehe.

After stuffing our faces and taking a bit of time to try and digest the sheer amount of chocolate that we had just devoured I finally decided to head out on the water! If any of you readers are some of my long term fans then you may or may not know one thing about me. I am a modern day Jack Sparrow, or in this case a well oiled Johnny Dep. A buffet of manliness from the sea is what some might call me. Sailing is with out a shadow of a doubt my ace in the hole. It is the one place that I can assuredly bring anyone and have complete control over every facet of the situation. And hey guys lets face it, nothing looks more attractive than a shirtless man staring out and the horizon while effortless gliding across pristine water in a wonderful sailing vessel.

It seems to just strike some women, and I was hoping that it would do the same with the pretty one that currently was sitting just beside me on such a vessel. Just as I had predicted earlier the cloudy day had given arise to a stiff breeze, and in an almost perfect sense of timing, the sun had decided to show it's face again. This made for an almost perfect condition! Windy, warm, and sunny! The sailing excursion was going ohh so well! I couldn't help but get ginger wet with some fancy sail maneuvers, and I think that she was rather surprised by the fact that a sailboat could be such a fun ride! Tacking up and jibing down the south wind made for some exciting experiences for a first time sailor, and I could tell from that lopsided grin that she was really having the time of her life.

After a few hours of sailing and both of us wanting to call it quits, me and ginger decided to head in and spend a few more hours on the beach. We ended up playing a little bit in the water, and I hadn't thought it possible, but her hair looks even more stunning while wet. Well that and some of her curves were even more defined by the cool lake Michigan water. As the sun was setting, and our energy and tummies empty we decided to call it a day and move on to part 2 of my date palooza.

Driving back through the quaint lake side town ginger and I decided to stop off at one of the most famous area ice cream parlors for a quick bite to eat before going to to phase three of my brilliantly concocted plan this evening. As we stood and stuffed our mouths with some delicious ice cream something really struck me as to why this girl was just so important to me. I had finally narrowed down to a handful of qualities (ones that I am sure to list during the rest of this post) but the one that had caught my attention so suddenly was this; Ginger was the type of person that was good for goodness sake.

While I realize that might sound a bit confusing to the first time reader, let me try and explain myself. When I say that someone carries this trait I am saying so in the highest regard. I have an uncanny ability to deal with people, and because I am such a people person I have seen many shapes and sizes. What strikes me so much about ginger is that she is willing to be good, not for a reward- but just simply because it makes her happy to see some one else happy.

For some reason this really brought a lot of her character out and I glimpsed something that has kept me running back ever since. At heart ginger is most certainly not a girl, and not a college one at that. Her standard clothing wear is jeans and a sweatshirt, and of course doing makeup or her hair makes her stick out her tongue. She is the proverbial tom boy, while at the same time keeping an aspect of childhood that all most all of us (myself included) eventually grow out of. Either it is by choice or through force, eventually playing hide and go seek, tag, watching sponge bob square pants or enjoying that first jump into a pool ginger held a childlike wonder to the world that I sorely miss.

That being said it would most certainly not be true to try and think of ginger as some aloof fool. As most of you probably could have guessed, she is nothing but the contrary to every other normal girl I have ever come across. To me she is something so amazing, but to the rest of the world looks like nothing but a pretty face and some plain cloths.

Back to the subject at hand- the ice cream. As I was thinking those thoughts something almost as terrible as losing my swimming suit happened. I began to choke on a piece of walnut in the ice cream. So while in the middle of a rather in depth conversation I suddenly trumpeted a huge hack with subsequent coughing about 1 foot from her ear. As I was dying from an assuredly pathetic death by strangulation my ind couldn't help but wonder: BEN ONLY YOU WOULD **** UP THIS MOMEN AND DECIDED TO DIE, ON ICE CREAM NONE THE LESS.

I was almost wondering if there would be a less embarrassing way to go out, one that hopefully didn't involve ginger staring at me with a rather amused look on her face. However after an eternity of convulsions the offending nut finally found a way down my neck and into it's proper place, the stomach. Almost as soon as I was done recovering from the ordeal, ginger started to giggle and asked if I would like her to call EMT. I said no, but if she would like to give some mouth to mouth I wouldn't resist. This comment made me the proud owner or a wry smile and a sultry glance from my dimpled companion.

But time was running short, and sexual innuendos aside phase three was about to be placed into action. It was time for the drive in movie, that happened to be a double feature! The first was the 'new' harry potter movie (yes ginger is a huge fan) and the second was the hang over. We arrived just in the nick of time and found a perfect place for us to settle down on the roof of my car. I had brought with me all of the proper movie watching material. A huge blanket and pillow that were the perfect ingredients in creating a great human taco!

As the movie began I knew that the time had come! FIRST KISS TIME BAY BAY!

As the movie progress I waited till the best moment, and when a line in the movie struck me, I looked over at her!

*Mind interlude: OK big shot this is it! Don't screw up! Don't pucker up, just relax! CLOSE YOUR EYES CREEPER, don't over do it! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Does your breath smell good? Hope to god there isn't any ice cream somewhere left on you- what are you doing waiting around gogogogogogogogogogogoogogogogogoogo!*

And then......................




And then........................








And then............................


I said it- “Ginger you know, magic is real.” I went in for the kill. What amazed me is that she turned and met me half way! Time stopped, and every single little sappy thing I could say stopped! It felt like an eternity! Her lips met mine, and were so perfect. Everything was perfect, (well except for that mosquito buzzing in my ear) but other than that- everything couldn't have gone better.

I don't really remember what happened for the rest of the movie. I don't think that I can really say that I have seen that harry potter, because after I was done with the kiss- I said one of the most balzy things ever (well at least I think so...) “that was great! Lets do it again!” with a giggle my dimpled friend didn't seem to hesitate. That was the best time I had ever spent sitting on the top of a roof of a car. Everything was so perfect.


So lovely!


I can almost remember if this just happened to me seconds ago. My pulse is really quick all of a sudden, and suddenly my keyboard doesn't feel so dry.

The ride home back to her house was pure bliss! I causally asked her in the most joking of terms, “so this means that were seeing each other right?” to which she responded umm ya I would think so I dropped her off at her house, and walked her to the door. I told here that I really enjoyed the time I got to spend with her that day, and looked forward to many more! With a final kiss goodnight- I drove off back to my house. I have never ever felt better in my life. Nothing has even compared to the sheer unrestricted joy and euphemism that I felt speeding home on the highway at 3am.

So in the end (and this will be my final blog on ginger) I can tell you that a few months have gone by since that day. Me and ginger are still a happy couple, and I constantly find myself amazed that some one like her would be with a person like me. I love worshiping the ground that she walks on. In conclusion TL I hope that you enjoyed my story, I hope that you enjoy the picture and a poem that I have provided, and I also hope that this relationship lasts for many moons to come.

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Kissing you is something that is indescribable ecstasy. Kissing you is like taking the first breath of air on a cold winter morning, putting on a shirt fresh from the dryer, taking that first bite of cake, turning on the shower in the morning, glimpsing a flower that's just right, finding a cloud that is just so perfect, you are my peace on a busy street, my first sip of coffee in the morning, my first step out the door, you are my hello and good by. You are all of these things, yet none. Just know that when i kiss you a feeling so incredibly complex and wonderful grasps me, that everything but our moment stops.


Happy 1000th post day TL from your loyal forum goer- Misrah

aka.

Ben

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A thread vaguely bashing SC2? SWARM ON, LOW POST COUNT BRETHREN! DEFEND THE GLORIOUS GAME THAT IS OUR LIVELIHOOD
starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
October 29 2009 07:32 GMT
#2
great story
best of luck for the future.
DJ – do you like ramen, Savior? Savior – not really. Bisu – I eat it often. Flash – I’m a maniac! | Foxer Fighting!
Psyonic_Reaver
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4339 Posts
October 29 2009 07:35 GMT
#3
Ah. Love. Tis amazin.
So wait? I'm bad? =(
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
October 29 2009 07:39 GMT
#4
GL HF
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
chongu
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Malaysia2593 Posts
October 29 2009 07:40 GMT
#5
Congratz. You are one lucky person.... So many love stories on TL niceee
SC2 is to BW, what coke is to wine.
Rice
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1332 Posts
October 29 2009 07:41 GMT
#6
very good story and writing, really pulls the reader in. GL in your endeavors.
Freedom will be defended at the cost of civil liberties.
Vekzel
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Poland142 Posts
October 29 2009 07:47 GMT
#7
LOL, Man remember: never, EVER show her this thread.

Also, since you are excited, I am excited too! And I hope whole TeamLiquid is excited as well!

You vs Ginger BO1 > Flash vs Jaedong BO5.
#1 Stork Fan II RET FIGHTING!!! II Nal_rA, Calm, UpMaGiC: GL 2U! II sAviOr: recover PLZ!
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
October 29 2009 07:57 GMT
#8
YEAHHH GINGER STORY!
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
October 29 2009 07:57 GMT
#9
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Epic
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
pangshai
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Chinatown5333 Posts
October 29 2009 07:58 GMT
#10
great story. missed the first 3 parts when you released them, but i went back to read it and thought it was amazing. good luck in future!
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meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
October 29 2009 08:19 GMT
#11
Congratulations. You are both lucky to have each other.
Brood War loyalist
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
October 29 2009 08:20 GMT
#12
Ginga love!

I'm happy for your happiness, you seem super-duper romantic.
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-29 09:48:43
October 29 2009 08:57 GMT
#13
wow really good read!

At first I was like "tl; dr" but the first few lines of part 1 got me hooked until the very end. Now I know what k-drama addicts go through... The very best of luck to you. You two are extremely lucky to have each other.
Always
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States376 Posts
October 29 2009 09:25 GMT
#14
Congrats dude! I'm glad for you-- I've been really down and out myself lately, and this made me smile =). Nice write!
"Do unto others 20% better than you would expect them to do unto you, to correct for subjective error." - Linus Pauling
SHr3DD3r
Profile Joined March 2009
Pakistan2137 Posts
October 29 2009 10:12 GMT
#15
Really good reads man.
Your are one lucky dude. Hope all goes well

GINGGAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hit them hard! Hit them low! - Forever a Bisu Fan!~!
Railxp
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Hong Kong1313 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-29 10:45:14
October 29 2009 10:42 GMT
#16
ARAOIGNALKDFG I think your well written blog has successful made all the single people on TL ooze with enough purple jealousy to cover a 5 Hatch hydra build. At the same time I'm sure you've brought a wide silly grin to everyone's faces. Truly, congratulations on your massive success bruthar, and finding what sounds like the girl of your dreams. For the reason that reading this was such a tease, and I think it is only fair, I would like to conclude, with a good nature slap on the back, a gentle shake of the head, and a wide and envious smile:

PICS OR GTFO.

edit:
oops ruined beacuse i didnt read the italics closely, oh well =p
~\(。◕‿‿◕。)/~,,,,,,,,>
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
October 29 2009 12:10 GMT
#17
Haha, fun story, been following your blog since the beginning. Does she know anything about SC/TL or these stories? Sorry if you mentioned it before, I haven't read previous installments since you first posted them. GL HF to your future! ^_^

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LaLuSh
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Sweden2358 Posts
October 29 2009 12:13 GMT
#18
congrats dude, way to spread some of that euphoria
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
October 29 2009 12:17 GMT
#19
Ah.... young love. Such a beautiful thing.
Chains none
citi.zen
Profile Joined April 2009
2509 Posts
October 29 2009 13:09 GMT
#20
On October 29 2009 16:47 Vekzel wrote:
LOL, Man remember: never, EVER show her this thread.


This deserves emphasizing.
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