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ColdLava
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Canada1673 Posts
August 31 2009 09:58 GMT
#1
Got my macro and my army ready
my scv production steady
reprazentin iccup all around hte world
got my 230 apm
you'll think my shit is so tight it needs DRM
noobs don't know shit
just wait until they get hit
by my thirty tanks or so and i'm like "watsup bitch?"
then i roll around their cliff
their hands stiff
their eyes unequiped for the distress that i press
don't act like you're not impressed with the finesse i possess
and i'm like "that is many tank, yes?"
i'm your biggest test
you'll last 30 seconds or less with this mess in this place
the land you embrace as your base
but at this pace i'll annihilate your lings
with the medics and marines that i bring
damn rights this is a threat
i'll fucking bunker rush you
what you gonna do? fucking noob
can't stand what i brew
lost 10 drones and you're crying too
because your spawning pool was overdue

i'm representin for those gosus all across the world
still hitting them corners in them low low's girl
taking my time to perfect TVZ
and i still got love for LT

what's going down? can't keep up with my 1a2a3a?
can't stand the way i prey on your play?
i'm diggin your grave
i'm still dictating this game
controlling your mind frame
you can't stop this train
my tank push is impregnable
my mm is unstoppable
you'll claim map hack but you don't understand
you just can't keep up with the way i expand
from south korea to canada to england to japan
i'll own noobs around the world harder than you can
tick tock tick tock
you're getting owned around the clock
you're wondering when this will stop
the pace of my micro leaves you in shock
your game is illegit
staying with 3 lurks you just don't quit
hoping I'll disconnect or I'll submit
wasting my time while you just sit

i'm representin for those gosus all across the world
still hitting them corners in them low low's girl
taking my time to perfect TVZ
and i still got love for LT

***
ColdLava
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Canada1673 Posts
August 31 2009 09:58 GMT
#2
and yes I know I'm a terrible lyricist

and that i have no flow
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
August 31 2009 10:01 GMT
#3
Got some random lines that don't rhyme, hated it
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
Entertaining
Profile Joined September 2007
Canada793 Posts
August 31 2009 10:05 GMT
#4
kinda funny..
Ftrunkz
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Australia2474 Posts
August 31 2009 10:22 GMT
#5
youtube version would be better
@NvPinder on twitter | Member of Gamecom Nv | http://www.clan-ta.com | http://www.youtube.com/user/ftrunkz | http://www.twitchtv.com/xghpinder
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
August 31 2009 10:23 GMT
#6
you have to sing it!
Terranlisk
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Singapore1404 Posts
August 31 2009 10:28 GMT
#7
still dre o_O
aka myheronoob
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
August 31 2009 10:55 GMT
#8
Ah cold lava..lame as fuck as always
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
ColdLava
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Canada1673 Posts
August 31 2009 11:04 GMT
#9
LOL someone knows me too well

the funny thing about this is i'm actually a terrible player haha (and rapper )
ColdLava
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Canada1673 Posts
August 31 2009 11:05 GMT
#10
AND YES the chorus was still dre haha
ColdLava
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Canada1673 Posts
August 31 2009 11:14 GMT
#11
you don't want to hear that
GoSu
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Korea (South)1773 Posts
August 31 2009 11:42 GMT
#12
GO and sing that! fighting!
#1 olleh KT 팬 http://sports.kt.com/ | #1 김택용 선수 팬 | 좋은 선수: 송병구, 이제동, 도제욱, 정명훈, 이성은 | KeSPA 한국 e-Sports 협회
BookTwo
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1985 Posts
August 31 2009 11:57 GMT
#13
haha sc rhymes are made of win
skronch
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2717 Posts
August 31 2009 12:02 GMT
#14
hahahahah the chorus is fucking win
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
August 31 2009 12:07 GMT
#15
so lame that it's funny
Brood War loyalist
d3_crescentia
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4054 Posts
August 31 2009 12:26 GMT
#16
needs a youtube version!
once, not long ago, there was a moon here
RoieTRS
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2569 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-31 12:37:35
August 31 2009 12:37 GMT
#17
Sing it!
konadora, in Racenilatr's blog: "you need to stop thinking about starcraft or anything computer-related for that matter. It's becoming a bad addiction imo"
aeroH
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1034 Posts
August 31 2009 13:13 GMT
#18
sing it!! gogo
BookTwo
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1985 Posts
August 31 2009 14:35 GMT
#19
you wouldn't do it!

would you?
Sharp-eYe
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada642 Posts
August 31 2009 14:46 GMT
#20
sing it sing it sing it SING IT SING IT!
Are you truly so blinded by your vaunted religion, that you can't see the fall ahead of you? - Zeratul III AKA WikidSik ingame (anygame)
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