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DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
August 31 2009 14:52 GMT
#21
Honestly, that was legendary.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20153 Posts
August 31 2009 15:15 GMT
#22
Saya...DROP THEM BEATS
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Navane
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Netherlands2751 Posts
August 31 2009 15:31 GMT
#23
love it!
nisukeapple
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
314 Posts
August 31 2009 17:32 GMT
#24
fucking good HAHA
feel free to msn at me
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
August 31 2009 17:37 GMT
#25
rofl you guys are insane...
ColdLava
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Canada1673 Posts
August 31 2009 21:55 GMT
#26
Hahaha wow thanks guyS :D
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
August 31 2009 21:59 GMT
#27
Get YPang in here to rap it!
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
infinity21 *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada6683 Posts
August 31 2009 23:11 GMT
#28
gooo jimmy~
Official Entusman #21
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
August 31 2009 23:13 GMT
#29
On September 01 2009 06:59 Megalisk wrote:
Get YPang in here to rap it!

lololol
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
September 01 2009 00:15 GMT
#30
What boi you think you can cope?
Slingin' rhymes like a rope
straight outta the depths of adun
Your apm drops as rises my moon
seventeen goons and 45 lots
rapin your base, drop it like its hot
you aint got nuthin on my shit..
what, a reaver? 100 per fuckin hit!
make it 125 as it drops from the sky
blowin out your brains and your ecnomaii, BIATCH
hey turtle you hear that scary sound?
its my arbiters pounding yo ass in the ground!
ill 1a2a3a and ill 4a5aSIX
THE ONLY THING SUCKIN'
IS YOU ON MA DICK
3/3/3 is all i need to see
to recall in your base
"awww shit gege"
fuck yo tanks, fuck yo mines
fuck yo siege and fuck yo lines
i aint gotta prove jack shit to you
ill just fuckin macro and eat while i do!
1d2d3d 4z5zSIX
THE ONLY THING SUCKIN'
IS YOU ON MA DICK
fuck yo dships, fuck yo drops
fuck yo goliaths you aint got hops
these pussy terran players gettin on ma neerrrrves
cuz these pussy terran players get what they deserrrve
a hundred easy ways to make them gg out
most of them involvin DTs, JUST FUCKIN SCOUT!
Stop complaining about them
they arent that strong
just make an ebay, acad and turrets and then hit the bong.
FUCK YO TANKS, FUCK YO MINES,
FUCK YO FLASH-PLAY AND EAT MA RYHMES.

BIATCH


Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
LinkinPork
Profile Joined April 2008
Canada223 Posts
September 01 2009 00:48 GMT
#31
OH SHIT, BATTLE
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
September 01 2009 01:16 GMT
#32
wut u got son
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
ColdLava
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Canada1673 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-01 09:37:04
September 01 2009 01:19 GMT
#33
K WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

what be this that you spittin?
'cause you know what i think youz trippin
when you see my army you'll be shittin
i'll be in your base cripplin and you'll be quittin
my tank push just too strong
proving you just don't belong
blasting your base i'll go on and go on
i'll say "rofl noob" and then you'll be gone
so what you gonna say hypnosis?
i'm no artosis
i don't complain about your dts or your reavs
i just build turrets and defending's a breeze
arbs are no prob i kill them with ease
so fast, you won't believe what you see
200/200 i just roll over your goons
my tanks so precise yah just "gg" noob

Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-01 16:27:41
September 01 2009 16:27 GMT
#34
aite aite aite now HOLD UP
this just in son,we gotta load up
all fo' of ma HTs, ya hear?
I got a whole fuckin' line of scvs to clear
what you gonna do when yo psi drops 20
and yo sittin flat broke, my army aplenty
i told you already yo shits fuckin' weak
yo base an easy place for tassadar to take a leak
get the fuck out ma base, get the fuck out ma face
get the fuck out ma zone, i already won this race
YOUR GOAL TO GET 200, AN EASY GOAL, THATS FAIR
NOT SO FUCKIN EASY WHEN YOUR EXPO AINT EVEN THERE
who you gonna cry to when your walkin to ma house
everything is silent, not even a goddamn mouse
you think this games in the bag, easy peazy win
FUCK THAT I GOT CARRIERS BITCH, CUT YO SHIT THIN
whos this coldlava fuck, thinkin hes all that
The manliest race off all will pin you to the mat!

SUCKAFOO

NOT SO EASY WHEN YO

Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
September 01 2009 18:37 GMT
#35
Wait a second. This? Here? In a blog? In this thread?
SC players tryin to spit rhymes is something that I dread
Just cause you got caps and apostrophes dont let that go to your head.
Who are you two? Don't fit into a stereotype
You gotta grow the fruit and wait until it gets ripe.
Rhyming about
All this stuff
Expos?
Not so easy then yo?
What? That doesn't even make sense
When you fools gonna have a little substance?
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
mg
Profile Joined August 2009
88 Posts
September 01 2009 18:51 GMT
#36
WHAWHAWHAWAIT A MINUTE
2 CONTROL GROUPS OF MUTAS GETTIN UP IN IT
FUCK YOUR BO, I'VE SEEN BEFORE
GOT THE BEST COUNTER TO WIPE YOU ON THE FLOOR
MY SCORE IS ALREADY 9000 HIGHER THAN YOURS
MORE THAN FOUR HATCHES SPAMMING OUT DRONES
MY SATURATION IS IMPECCABLE BUT I'LL THROW YOU A BONE
I'LL LEAVE YOUR EXPO ALONE
LORD KNOWS YOU'LL NEED IT CAUSE I'LL BE SENDING YOU HOME
AND BEFORE YOU CAN SEE THAT YOU'RE GONE
I'LL BM ZIZIYO AND TAKE A SHOT OF PATRON
OH SO YOU WANT TO PLAY ON BATTLE NET?
THINK YOUR LEET MAP HAX WILL SAVE YOU YET
LEST YOU FORGET I'M THE BEST SC-RAPPER YOU'VE MET
LEAVING BLUE GOOP EVERYWHERE AS I BLAST OFF LIKE A JET
1000 APM LEFT YOU WITH NOTHING
until you decide to win the game and hit the k button

WORD
⋆S⋆T⋆A⋆R⋆S⋆ ⋆B⋆A⋆B⋆Y⋆
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
September 01 2009 19:55 GMT
#37
Bitches please. Who do y'all think you are?
Ya'll some new jacks; I know the meaning of [TPR].
Postin' "sick" raps bout sc? Bitch take a seat.
I started my career 1 v 1 on US East.
Talkin' bout P is this and P is that.
Bitches just be whinin'.
Y'all weren't here for that "PvZ imba" crap
or them threads Grinq spat (awwwwww snap).
So go ahead and let me know when you kids learn to flow.
'Cause this shit's just 2EZ like TvP on LT
when tosser's 12 and terran's 3.

BEST RECOGNIZE.
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
September 02 2009 01:57 GMT
#38
On September 02 2009 04:55 mahnini wrote:
Bitches please. Who do y'all think you are?
Ya'll some new jacks; I know the meaning of [TPR].
Postin' "sick" raps bout sc? Bitch take a seat.
I started my career 1 v 1 on US East.
Talkin' bout P is this and P is that.
Bitches just be whinin'.
Y'all weren't here for that "PvZ imba" crap
or them threads Grinq spat (awwwwww snap).
So go ahead and let me know when you kids learn to flow.
'Cause this shit's just 2EZ like TvP on LT
when tosser's 12 and terran's 3.

BEST RECOGNIZE.


Son please, you aint got no room here
noobies lookin up to the king of all fear
Talkin mad shit about how long you been around
I was makin maps before your balls dropped down
these suckas judgin fools by a simple post count
Its how much less shit you give about
trollin this bitch and takin the blame
only gettin banned from a single fuckin thang
throwin out names, you dont know shit
prolly playin a game where you can fuckin crit
your shit's weak son, you dont know a thing
so get the fuck out and fucking SWING
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-02 03:04:40
September 02 2009 02:57 GMT
#39
hah! hypnosis you puttin' me to sleep.
talkin' mad game 'bout how you made some maps?
kid everyone knows you a geek,
and still dont see "by hypnosis" on none of my iccup packs.
talk about trollin like you know what it means;
bitch please, you aint even in front of the scenes.
i might not be the oldest but they the ones who schooled me
hell i taught a generation of posters what it means to be a G.
so what if i play me some tf2?
you know what? BONK! i be running circles round you.
when i game i swing for the fences;
when you play you be warmin up them benches.
i'm done with you kid you can watch me from afar,
while i teach these new kids what it's like to be a superstar.
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-02 03:07:10
September 02 2009 03:04 GMT
#40
What the fuck is with this everyone trying to act like me?
I hurl and laugh at your failed attempts at poetry
Maybe you should youtube some of my raps
and learn the true art of talking in laps.

I'm seeing shit like i forgot to flush
I want to pull your rhymes and stick it in a hairy bush
Everytime i try to think of your shit it makes my brain mush
you better take orders from me over george bush.

Throw out your lil wayne and soulja boy shit
my SC raps should be in your ipods bitch
if lil wayne challenges me to a fight
i'll smack him silly and call him a dyke.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
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