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mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
September 02 2009 03:13 GMT
#41
kid please, what is this trash you spew?
goddamn, africanboy be makin' more sense den you.
hairy bush? where you learn that elementary school?
i dont even hafta diss and you act a fool.
kids need ta quit they be drivin me nuts
oh shit he's in smi, does that mean youre B++?
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
September 02 2009 04:52 GMT
#42
L-O-L is all i need to say
I got SC Skills and bitches around me all day
I got more disses but im afraid u'll turn gay
from being sexually stimulated at the insults i say

Let me see more of your failed attempts at poetry
i can see the patheticness in your rhymes that you have not taken lessons from me
I suggest you sign up for my class for some quick tips easy
then one day you'll be almost as good as me, me rhyming when smoking weed.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
ColdLava
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Canada1673 Posts
September 02 2009 12:20 GMT
#43
OH really ypang? you'll see the pain in my game
that puts you to shame 'cuz you so mundain
JohnnyChrist's the name you'll scream in disdain
when you're flamed by the bane of my teamliquid reign
you'll try to grill me, you'll try to kill me
but you won't outskill me, you'll just fulfill me
my soul is too free and my talents too deep
my mind too complete to compete and defeat
i bring the heat, and your insults are weak
man, you'll retreat when you see i'm too 1337
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
September 02 2009 12:47 GMT
#44
Best thread ever.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-02 15:20:36
September 02 2009 15:18 GMT
#45
Whats with all these poser tryin' to act like they know
its fuckin clear to me now, you fuckin blow
gettin all up in ma shit bout the topics i pick
what the fuck you know? suck ma dick!
the reasons i choose are mine and mine alone
get back to me when you leave your fuckin' home
ill roll you out six different ways
like the fuckin paper surroundin my haze
its like a salvia trip, its fuckin insane
all you bitches aint got nothin to say
Ypang over here throwin his rep like its somethin big
im the thunder down under do ya fuckin dig?
tired of these posers actin like they know
they writin up these shorties cuz they fuckin blow
mahnini, coldlava and that pussy pang
you about as controversial as fucking sting
its all about the thoughts that begin to soar
i just decided this time that it be SC BW
So if you really think that you got fuckin enough
to beat a fuckin master, lets see yo bluff
im pretty fuckin sure short poems are yo song
let me know when its more than 10 lines long



Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
September 02 2009 18:05 GMT
#46
So which one of you wants to collab on a real recorded vocal track?
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
September 02 2009 18:05 GMT
#47
Serious question
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
September 02 2009 18:53 GMT
#48
hypno yo raps a joke.
this shit's rap, not no epic;
might as well read oedipus and give yo momma a poke.
haha, kid youz pathetic.
talkin how you da master like dis some pokemon.
dropin some fake rhymes bout how you smoke da chron.
son we see past the smoke, and youz in a furor.
i dont see no roll witchu, all i see's a mirror.
i'm rollin you kid, like July on a good day
i'm burnin you, kid, you like cali-forn-i-a
that's ten lines hypsta and here's two more;
next time he's gonna be asking me ta spit SIXXTYYY FOAAAAARRRR
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-02 19:21:17
September 02 2009 19:20 GMT
#49
aite boi you better back up
befo i decide to fuckin step up
im not gonna lie i think yo shits good
but nothin worth shit is under the hood
throwin out references to ancient greeks
i got somethin in store thatll make yo legs weak
as soon as i find a place to upload
your gonna tremble and overload
so if anyone has got a single fuckin place
to upload music, thats not myspace
please pm me where you found it
i gotta upload, and rock mahninis shit

BIATCH
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Adeny
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Norway1233 Posts
September 02 2009 19:23 GMT
#50
On September 03 2009 03:05 SayaSP wrote:
So which one of you wants to collab on a real recorded vocal track?


Hell even I would be able to whip up some lyrics if the great SayaSP is going to sing them.
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-02 19:31:36
September 02 2009 19:29 GMT
#51
steppin up? you goin' fa da jugula?
bitch please, my levels not even on regula.
you playin EZ, kiddie mode.
you worse than my 40kB upload.
i'm not even winded n you aint touchin me
you can rap on audio and i still own you wit deez keys.
i dont have to rap, my shit's above yo level, forela.
i dont need a background track, i'll crush you acapella.
when they hear you they goin ta put you back on da shelf
who you kiddin kiddie half that rap was you askin fo help
bout how to upload like you dont know
i dunno man maybe you especially slow
that's a wrap kid, youre dead, no refuters
omg how did i get here im not good with computar
¯\(º_o)/¯
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
September 02 2009 19:46 GMT
#52
usin this language that makes no sense makes you sound dense ya hear?
from the bottom to the top ill slap yo top, till the flava from my danger
gets in yo head. yo style is dead fool, you cant throw numbers anymore tool
those keys you say are gettin pretty weak
cuz ma bottles half empty and thats the way its gonna stay
look me in the eye and ill cut you down
spittin these ryhmes like ive got a fuckin crown
i never see you walkin around, no surprise there cuz i knocked yo ass down
a couple of pegs below average seems about right you fuckin savage
trippin on my mind, of this im fond
but i know your sittin there about to respond
get the hell up and get the fuck out
you dont even know what im about
you keep throwin hints thats its ova
but im just gettin started a fuckin bulldoza
Think real hard now, a smooth ace card now
your wheels must be turnin, thinkin of ryhmes
ill tire you out before i even open my eyes
You thought i was done? not even close
i got shit stacked from post to post
like a whirlwind it keeps on flowin
its never gonna stop, itll keep on goin
cuz from miami to LA i got peeps on call
all i gotta say is "lets fuckin ball"

So now you might be thinkin, who is this guy?
a master of the craft, a word-play private eye
ive been writin shit my whole damn life
so just give up now, or ill take you with strife
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
September 02 2009 20:08 GMT
#53
I'm on the front line
I'm runnin' out of time
Zerg is closin in

We gotta move fast
Find a way to get past
How are we gon-na win?

With our rifles out
We start hurry-in
Pressin' T to stim

The outcome looks bleak
Our numbers getting weak
The situation looks grim

Out of the blue, comes an angel in white
Full of mana, ready to heal us right

Yeah, that's the stuff
Once, twice
Time to kill these overgrown lice

Aftermath, we huff and puff
Those things weren't so tough

etc etc need more ideas

maybe zerg one is better
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
koreakool
Profile Joined January 2008
United States334 Posts
September 02 2009 20:08 GMT
#54
I've been like a rekrul, and yes read that backwards
but since I've seen you girls go at it I've decided to be an attacker
Your rhymes are weak, your lines don't make sense
You fools stopped talking about SC ages and ages hence

You say you punks can rap, but let's get straight to the point
Stop rappin' without thinkin' like you smokin' a joint
All your skills in SC are terrible;
let me show you sick timing senses and unreal macro

Terrans my main race; I'm not a phony bitch
I'm not a brainless bug or a 1a2a3a like Hypnosis
My bunker rushes are poignant, not like your 4 pool
My cheese is so strong it makes yours look like tofu

I rape you with one hand while I finger your girl
After I'm done I take my M3 out for a twirl
Pimpin' aint easy, unless I give it a go
I got a DVD player in my car when I'm ready for a show

My SCVs are ninjas, your medics are my hoes
When we TvT your marines look like average joes
You'll tremble in fear while I roll your nat
Even if you're July; no one cares if you're fat

The Triumph of War, that's what it's all about
BoxeR's my homie and that's without a doubt
Hit me up when you want to play some TvZ
I'll make you look silly just thinking about playing me.

mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-02 20:17:34
September 02 2009 20:12 GMT
#55
damn son i just barely got out of bed
put down some dr suess rhymes and you got my nonexistant voice in yo head.
calm down bro no need to get mad flow.
no need to get angry at me.
you got a crown? i saw it some dude was rockin it befo'
what was his name..? oh right king anasadi.
yo bottles half empty? man mine is 100% full
no wonder these rhyme you got be bull
you angry son but you aint angry at me
foreal kid, im just yo metaphorical daddy
you see i dont gotta think, this flow is natural
i just tap deez keys and what come out is actual
you sayin you da ace kid, im tha joka still
i trump yo rockets anytime like they launched from kim jong ill
LA to miami? who you fakin' king anasadi?
i call my bitches and fly that first class fo free.
it's gettin hot in here and it aint because of you
fires be burnin sendin the temp over 92
you a bulldoza cause all yo bull be makin me doze
take a class, come back, then call me when you can flow
cause if you been doin this yo whole life, i aint tryin ta fake ya
but you aint touchin me son im a force-a-naycha
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
September 02 2009 20:17 GMT
#56
Oh so now i see that we are back to SC
Unfortunate and sad for you, that's my forte
Believe it or not Im a Rapist Terran too
I understand mechanics, siege and blue goo
These other two races arent even in my field
Iloveoov, nada boxer flash and sea[shield]
you can't refute, there's nothing you can say
ill sit outside, around and in your base all day
All your little tricks, harass and delay
wont do shit when i get Trey Trey
My gollies shoot a mile, my tanks prolly two
with that kinda range, there aint much you can do
Fast expo, 2 fac, gol drop so many different ways
to drop the hammer faster than you can even say
"who is this T, hes fucking gosu man
hes prolly playing with 6 sets of hands"
And i respond real calm, and with simple words say
"haha you little noob, learn to fucking play"
My race cannot be beat, its been proven a million times
i'm just sending the message again in the form of a ryhme
so what you gonna do when I choose T?
thats right your gonna alt q q, get up and leave.
"haha you little noob


Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
koreakool
Profile Joined January 2008
United States334 Posts
September 02 2009 20:21 GMT
#57
On September 01 2009 09:15 Hypnosis wrote:
What boi you think you can cope?
Slingin' rhymes like a rope
straight outta the depths of adun
Your apm drops as rises my moon
seventeen goons and 45 lots
rapin your base, drop it like its hot
you aint got nuthin on my shit..
what, a reaver? 100 per fuckin hit!
make it 125 as it drops from the sky
blowin out your brains and your ecnomaii, BIATCH
hey turtle you hear that scary sound?
its my arbiters pounding yo ass in the ground!
ill 1a2a3a and ill 4a5aSIX
THE ONLY THING SUCKIN'
IS YOU ON MA DICK
3/3/3 is all i need to see
to recall in your base
"awww shit gege"
fuck yo tanks, fuck yo mines
fuck yo siege and fuck yo lines
i aint gotta prove jack shit to you
ill just fuckin macro and eat while i do!
1d2d3d 4z5zSIX
THE ONLY THING SUCKIN'
IS YOU ON MA DICK
fuck yo dships, fuck yo drops
fuck yo goliaths you aint got hops
these pussy terran players gettin on ma neerrrrves
cuz these pussy terran players get what they deserrrve
a hundred easy ways to make them gg out
most of them involvin DTs, JUST FUCKIN SCOUT!
Stop complaining about them
they arent that strong
just make an ebay, acad and turrets and then hit the bong.
FUCK YO TANKS, FUCK YO MINES,
FUCK YO FLASH-PLAY AND EAT MA RYHMES.

BIATCH




how rude to diss your own race
now you're switching back to T, you should know your own place

whoops sorry broke out into rhyme
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
September 02 2009 20:35 GMT
#58
Its all good man, i got it under control
at least i dont play zerg like incontrol.

shoot!

haha it was more fun to diss T though, cuz i know what every terran hates.
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
September 02 2009 20:37 GMT
#59
On September 03 2009 05:12 mahnini wrote:
damn son i just barely got out of bed
put down some dr suess rhymes and you got my nonexistant voice in yo head.
calm down bro no need to get mad flow.
no need to get angry at me.
you got a crown? i saw it some dude was rockin it befo'
what was his name..? oh right king anasadi.
yo bottles half empty? man mine is 100% full
no wonder these rhyme you got be bull
you angry son but you aint angry at me
foreal kid, im just yo metaphorical daddy
you see i dont gotta think, this flow is natural
i just tap deez keys and what come out is actual
you sayin you da ace kid, im tha joka still
i trump yo rockets anytime like they launched from kim jong ill
LA to miami? who you fakin' king anasadi?
i call my bitches and fly that first class fo free.
it's gettin hot in here and it aint because of me

fires be burnin sendin the temp over 92
you a bulldoza cause all yo bull be makin me doze
take a class, come back, then call me when you can flow
cause if you been doin this yo whole life, i aint tryin ta fake ya
but you aint touchin me son im a force-a-naycha


fail
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
koreakool
Profile Joined January 2008
United States334 Posts
September 02 2009 20:40 GMT
#60
On September 03 2009 05:35 Hypnosis wrote:
Its all good man, i got it under control
at least i dont play zerg like incontrol.

shoot!

haha it was more fun to diss T though, cuz i know what every terran hates.


haha yeah that's true, once you know what it's like it's easier to make fun of it xP
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