Pizza Control

uNcontroLable

United States1180 Posts

October 04 2009 23:29 GMT

Machine asked me to post this for him in response to this blog...

Many people from Starcraft ask me what I do, ask me to explain what I do and a lot of my friends have asked for pictures of me in my uniform. So I decided to commit this blog to that concept and share a little but of my day life for you guys.

I work at the Pizza Place which is located in California, USA. My job descriptions / duties - Pizza Control Officer, Volunteer Pizza Deliverer, Manage Pizza, Manage Pizza Staff, Manage Pizza Office, Pizza Adoptions, Pizza Repair, Pizza Rehabilitation / Pizza Training, Pizza Inventory, Pizza Medical (vaccines, draw tomato sauce, parmesan shots, implant pepperoni etc...) and various other things.

Pizza delivery is the favorite part of my job and is probably the most misunderstood, most thinking of us as old school delivery boys, which is why I will mainly focus on that.

The majority of what I do as a pizza delivery boy is fulfilling orders which can range from the more serious things such as dough-throwing raids, pizza neglect / abuse investigations, too big a bite investigations and pizza abandonment investigations to the more minor offenses such as pizza at-large and pizza licensing. The other part of my job is the non-delivery side which includes picking up dead pizzas from the road, catching pizzas who are at-large, dealing with pizza hoarders, public relations, oven inspections, rescuing injured or sick pizzas (pepperoni, cheese, veggie, anything) and various other things.

I do not have the power to arrest (but still, please don't fuck with your local pizza delivery boy), I am certified in and carry ground red pepper and a few forks, along with a heat bag and various other things we need for the job. I love my job, I get to help a lot of people and pizza which makes it a very rewarding job. My emotions go very up and down through the job due to rescuing / helping pizzas to dealing with burnt crust / tons of messed up things (won't go into details) which will probably lead me to a stroke / heart attack one day but I wouldn't trade it in for a desk job any day of the week. Through my job I have gotten to meet many great people and I feel like I have done a lot of good in my time as a pizza delivery boy.

I hope this was a nice little read for you guys.