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Maesy
Profile Joined November 2011
United States1444 Posts
November 28 2012 00:30 GMT
#81
Hey, hey, hey.
Brawbu Brawbu Brawbu PAWP!
Brawbu Brawbu PAWP PAWP!
Official Nathanias Fanclub Manager! http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=401880
TheRabidDeer
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States3806 Posts
November 28 2012 00:30 GMT
#82
On November 28 2012 09:29 TheRavensName wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 28 2012 09:28 TheRabidDeer wrote:
On November 28 2012 09:27 Caihead wrote:
Why hasnt anyone mentioned the fact that the guy is paying for someone else to pretend to be their romantic interest, and how that may end up being deceptive or manipulative.

Why hasnt anybody mentioned that he could maybe swing a deal with an escort for the same price or cheaper? Because nobody cares and its more fun this way!


But, they did mention that already.

Ah, sorry. I skipped a page or two in a rush to get in on the action.
Doraemon
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Australia14949 Posts
November 28 2012 00:30 GMT
#83
i'll get my mum to do it for free
Do yourself a favour and just STFU
PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
November 28 2012 00:30 GMT
#84
lol amazing.
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11265 Posts
November 28 2012 00:31 GMT
#85
On November 28 2012 09:29 Cokefreak wrote:
Now that I think about it I'm pretty sure this is just some kind of a scam for him to get new headphones.


This sounds reasonable. Please explain.
Znof
Profile Joined May 2011
United States7 Posts
November 28 2012 00:31 GMT
#86
as a lurker (that is devoted to sc2 and esports in his own way) just wanted to post, since i read these forums everyday and after this entry making my day i wanted so send a holla out! and get to post on this potentially epic thread.

•_•)
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RTS 4 ever
Seal Stalkers have Arrived
SC2Phoenix
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2814 Posts
November 28 2012 00:31 GMT
#87
Teamliquid, never fails to deliver amazing threads.
Who the fuck has a family of fucking trees? This song is so god damn stupid. Fuck you song, fuck you and your stupid trees. -itmeJP
RoyGBiv_13
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1275 Posts
November 28 2012 00:33 GMT
#88
And here I am doing pitiful contributions like blogs and dota 2 strategy posts. I feel so useless now. This one OP has easily surpassed all of my posts put together.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
MachinimaToasty
Profile Joined July 2012
Canada27 Posts
November 28 2012 00:34 GMT
#89
This... I want to know more! This is blowing up way more than it should and i dont care!
You're not doing well, unless your being hated on.
khaydarin9
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Australia423 Posts
November 28 2012 00:34 GMT
#90
Ahahah, this is hilarious.

Unfortunately TL is probably the wrong place to find a girl to pretend to be your GF >.>
Be safe, Woo Jung Ho <3
OKScottish
Profile Joined April 2011
United States217 Posts
November 28 2012 00:35 GMT
#91
This is classic
twitch.tv/OK_Scottish :: twitter.com/OKScottish :: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ :: （╯°-°）╯︵ ┻━┻ :: Prime Clan <3♥<3♥
Warpath
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada1242 Posts
November 28 2012 00:35 GMT
#92
100 bucks for like half an hour of acting? dang
Alay
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States660 Posts
November 28 2012 00:35 GMT
#93
I'll do this in a heartbeat for 100 bucks. Send me a pm if you're serious and we can talk details.
Master of DalK
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
Canada1797 Posts
November 28 2012 00:38 GMT
#94
I don't know what to make of this. This is friggin hilarious though, haha.
@MasterDalK | Maelstrom Entertainment | Streaming Every Esport Under the Sun
yokohama
Profile Joined February 2005
United States1116 Posts
November 28 2012 00:38 GMT
#95
you could talk about things like whether the sun rises in Japan or New Zealand first.
McBengt
Profile Joined May 2011
Sweden1684 Posts
November 28 2012 00:39 GMT
#96
Girls are clearly OP when it comes to farming, serious nerfs needed.
"My twelve year old will out-reason Bill Maher when it comes to understanding, you know, what, uh, how to logic work" - Rick Santorum
Infernal_dream
Profile Joined September 2011
United States2359 Posts
November 28 2012 00:40 GMT
#97
Just go on TL IRC i'm sure you can find someone. Or omegle or something like that. If you have so much money though you should just give everyone here 100 dollars. I could damn sure use it.
FlyingToilet
Profile Joined August 2011
United States840 Posts
November 28 2012 00:40 GMT
#98
This kid has 1 post, Definite troll op
http://justin.tv/flyingtoilet
PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
November 28 2012 00:40 GMT
#99
Who gets to pick the topic of conversation?
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
Crissaegrim
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
2947 Posts
November 28 2012 00:41 GMT
#100
Im pretty sure I saw this post somewhere else...maybe on reddit. Hmmm.
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