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Qwyn
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2779 Posts
November 28 2012 00:50 GMT
#121
Is this so you can prove to your buddies that you HAVE a girlfriend...

LOL.

Damn man, for 100$ you could just hire a stripper, or call in one of those phone sex hotlines (oh man would THAT be good).
"Think of the hysteria following the realization that they consciously consume babies and raise the dead people from their graves" - N0
nerium
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Philippines512 Posts
November 28 2012 00:50 GMT
#122
I'll be very surprised if OP will post again
Lulz is a corrupted version of LOL
Alryk
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2718 Posts
November 28 2012 00:51 GMT
#123
Also fwiw, craigslist is your friend, but TL is more awesome.
Team Liquid, IM, ViOlet!
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
November 28 2012 00:51 GMT
#124
I'm surprised the thread lives on LOL
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
jubil
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States2602 Posts
November 28 2012 00:51 GMT
#125
On November 28 2012 09:44 Cokefreak wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 28 2012 09:43 GolemMadness wrote:
I find it very bizarre that this thread still exists.

35 minutes and counting, either all the staff is asleep or laughing their asses off at this thread.


I'd bet on the latter personally.

Could be mods betting between themselves as to how many replies this would get /shrug
Marineking-Polt-Maru-Fantasy-Solar-Xenocider-Suppy fighting!
soon.Cloak
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States983 Posts
November 28 2012 00:51 GMT
#126
On November 28 2012 09:51 Disregard wrote:
I'm surprised the thread lives on LOL


Ya right? I bet it's just Chill with an alt, and they're trying to see how long it'll go.
Caihead
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Canada8550 Posts
November 28 2012 00:51 GMT
#127
Maybe it was a big social experiment to see how much sexism and prostitution jokes TL posters are inclined to post.
"If you're not living in the US or are a US Citizen, please do not tell us how to vote or how you want our country to be governed." - Serpest, American Hero
wurm
Profile Joined October 2007
Philippines2296 Posts
November 28 2012 00:52 GMT
#128
On November 28 2012 09:51 jubil wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 28 2012 09:44 Cokefreak wrote:
On November 28 2012 09:43 GolemMadness wrote:
I find it very bizarre that this thread still exists.

35 minutes and counting, either all the staff is asleep or laughing their asses off at this thread.


I'd bet on the latter personally.

Could be mods betting between themselves as to how many replies this would get /shrug


Or they're secretly plotting on who among them wears the wig...
I know where my towel is.
Ettick
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States2434 Posts
November 28 2012 00:52 GMT
#129
On November 28 2012 09:44 Cokefreak wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 28 2012 09:43 GolemMadness wrote:
I find it very bizarre that this thread still exists.

35 minutes and counting, either all the staff is asleep or laughing their asses off at this thread.

I think the mods are smart in not banning the OP and closing the thread because the OP clearly wants to be banned based on their name, what they posted, and especially their post count. Denying him the ban means he isn't getting something he wants, and therefore it is a form of punishment in this particular situation.
TheFish7
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United States2824 Posts
November 28 2012 00:52 GMT
#130
On November 28 2012 09:28 TheRabidDeer wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 28 2012 09:27 Caihead wrote:
Why hasnt anyone mentioned the fact that the guy is paying for someone else to pretend to be their romantic interest, and how that may end up being deceptive or manipulative.

Why hasnt anybody mentioned that he could maybe swing a deal with an escort for the same price or cheaper? Because nobody cares and its more fun this way!


My thoughts exactly. Why not go down to the local strip club? A half hour on skype would probably be a welcome reprieve from giving lap dances.
~ ~ <°)))><~ ~ ~
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-28 00:56:20
November 28 2012 00:52 GMT
#131
if you pay up front my gf can talk to you =)
bizness.

edit: Oh =( guess not
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
PeopleWhoAnnoyYou
Profile Joined November 2012
58 Posts
November 28 2012 00:53 GMT
#132
I've updated the OP answering some questions.
Silentness
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States2821 Posts
November 28 2012 00:53 GMT
#133
On November 28 2012 09:17 soon.Cloak wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


my pic pm me


CANNOT UNsee *throws up*
GL HF... YOLO..lololollol.
Cokefreak
Profile Joined June 2011
Finland8095 Posts
November 28 2012 00:54 GMT
#134
On November 28 2012 09:53 PeopleWhoAnnoyYou wrote:
I've updated the OP answering some questions.

For real?
dUTtrOACh
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada2339 Posts
November 28 2012 00:55 GMT
#135
On November 28 2012 09:50 nerium wrote:
I'll be very surprised if OP will post again


Hey, he's probably got a lot of PMs to answer / send, and who knows, maybe with all the sub $100 offers he could be saving enough money to pretend he has 3 girlfriends and a mistress.

BTW thanks to everyone who showed me how to express applause, but I think "CLAP CLAP CLAP" is just not thunderous enough and that .gif seems a bit like sarcastic applause. I think this thread has lasted long enough to warrant something better than sarcastic applause.
twitch.tv/duttroach
CarniX
Profile Joined September 2010
Sweden83 Posts
November 28 2012 00:55 GMT
#136
Sure. I'll pimp out my sister for you.
Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows. Buried in the flow of time. In the great name, i pledge myself to darkness!
GohgamX
Profile Joined April 2011
Canada1096 Posts
November 28 2012 00:55 GMT
#137
He can't be serious... MAN check out the PUA thread: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=229041 any girl that accepts your will not help you out... Bros will help you though.
Time is a great teacher, unfortunate that it kills all its pupils ...
Inside.Out
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada569 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-28 00:56:26
November 28 2012 00:55 GMT
#138
how is this not closed? this is a pretty pathetic OP to have at the top of a respectable forum.
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
November 28 2012 00:56 GMT
#139
This guy has guts I guess
Deathmanbob
Profile Joined December 2010
United States2356 Posts
November 28 2012 00:57 GMT
#140
How is this still up? CHILL WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!
No Artosis, you are robin
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