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To any girls out there: Hi, could I please pay you $100 USD to talk to me on Skype for 30 minutes and pretend to be my girlfriend. Please post here if you want to work out a deal. Thank you.
Okay...This thread got a lot of replies faster than I expected. I'm reading through it and there's a lot of common questions, so here are my answers:
Q: I can pretend to be a girl. Will you pay me?
A: No.
Q: Why are you doing this?
A: I am lonely and want a girlfriend. If I really like you after the first session, we can arrange a regular payment schedule for Skype conversations.
Q: Why don't you just go to Craigslist, hooker, etc.?
A: I prefer someone know is also into Starcraft.
Q: My girlfriend can...
A: No thanks. I don't want someone who is in a relationship already.
Q: "Would you accept trans gender girls? I ask because a friend of mine loves SC2 and is trans gender, she's really nice!"
A: Yes, I love Scarlett, so...yes.
Q: I saw this on Reddit
A: I don't use Reddit. I also posted this in many stream chats including QuanticFlo's, so you may have seen this there.
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This has potential to go down in TL history.
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if you pay first im sure i can convince my gf to do that(if its for tricking,no dirty shit ..). but other then that i just wanna say : wat?
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damn, not bad of a deal at all loool
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I wish I was a girl, I could use $100 right now.
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United States4796 Posts
I remember when Team Liquid was about StarCraft..
* DivinO fetches his walking stick and hobbles to the door *
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Damn girls and their perks.
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Its okay man. PM if you want to talk. Everyone goes through rough patches some times, and girls are no exception to a possible cause of a problem.
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On November 28 2012 09:11 JazzNL wrote:
Damn girls and their perks.
Yeah I like perky ones as well.
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of all places to ask where the girls are at. You go to TL, wow lool
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Couldn't you do this for less than $100 US on a place where they do this sort of thing more often?
Hilarious though.
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I got a pretty convincing female accent for $100 I'm all yours. P.S I have a penis
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For some reason I doubt he would pay up that $100 though otherwise it'd be the easiest $100 ever made. =x
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On November 28 2012 09:12 aka_star wrote:
I got a pretty convincing female accent for $100 I'm all yours. P.S I have a penis
I'll do it for 50.
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Sure i'll skype with you I'm a Guy In Real Life.
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Please mods do not close this.
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On November 28 2012 09:12 Probe1 wrote:Show nested quote +On November 28 2012 09:12 aka_star wrote:
I got a pretty convincing female accent for $100 I'm all yours. P.S I have a penis I'll do it for 50.
I'll do it for 30, and my hair is long enough to the point where I might be half convincing.
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Why o.O i must know why!!!!
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On November 28 2012 09:10 DivinO wrote:
I remember when Team Liquid was about StarCraft..
* DivinO fetches his walking stick and hobbles to the door *
really? i dont remember that time. tl was always like that ~~
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I'm not sure how much of a troll thread this is but, why do you need someone to pretend to be your GF? o.O...
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How do I type the sound of applause? I'm laughing so hard right now.
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On November 28 2012 09:15 Haee wrote:
legend
ary. Sometimes you just know from hello.
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My sister is currently on maternal leave and could use some extra cash, I could give her a call. Just be aware that if you break her heart or suggest anything involving the rectal orifice, I do have a fully functional flame-thrower.
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Should I feel bad for being excited about places this thread might go?
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I will wear a wig and shave and do it for 10.
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I just spit beer. BEER. Everywhere.
Good Beer.
Damn u.
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![[image loading]](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J8hUpQARXPI/STwQpOUGHPI/AAAAAAAACSg/mAxKVAZHfrw/s1600/UglyGirl.jpg)
my pic pm me
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I'm not a girl... but maybe with a wig and some make up...
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inb4 the explosion, i wonder if the next time i check on this thread, will there be 100 pages?
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Texting my wife to see if she will do this...
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I'm not a girl, but my very good looking roommate will be willing to do this. We watch starcraft together, and have gone to barcrafts together. She just beat portal 2.
This is a serious response, although I'm not sure if the OP is ;/
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On November 28 2012 09:13 TriO wrote:
Sure i'll skype with you I'm a Guy In Real Life.
I never understood that acronym.. it could stand for "Girl In Real Life" too.
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Let's see how this will turn out 
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This thread is already LEGEN wait for it.........DARY!
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@SpeaKEaSY, the next time you check this thread it will be in the closed section....
Obvious Troll is obvious >.<
On that note OP, Check CL, duh!
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On November 28 2012 09:16 dUTtrOACh wrote:
How do I type the sound of applause? I'm laughing so hard right now.
CLAP CLAP CLAP
I wish I was a girl, I love money.
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On November 28 2012 09:20 Sylverin wrote:
This thread is already LEGEN wait for it.........DARY!
Please stop.
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On November 28 2012 09:20 .Aar wrote:Show nested quote +On November 28 2012 09:13 TriO wrote:
Sure i'll skype with you I'm a Guy In Real Life. I never understood that acronym.. it could stand for "Girl In Real Life" too.
You mean like Guy in real life In Real Life? Seems to me like you're just make it unnecessarily complicated.
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This thread has potential
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On November 28 2012 09:20 .Aar wrote:Show nested quote +On November 28 2012 09:13 TriO wrote:
Sure i'll skype with you I'm a Guy In Real Life. I never understood that acronym.. it could stand for "Girl In Real Life" too.
Or Guacamole In Real Life.
Not sure that makes sense though.
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This will be interesting!
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Oh boy.
I really hope the mods don't close this before we figure out what's going on herrr.......
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On November 28 2012 09:18 SpeaKEaSY wrote:
inb4 the explosion, i wonder if the next time i check on this thread, will there be 100 pages?
I just collected some data, and as a rough estimate the thread appears to be expanding at about 5 posts per minute. Assuming this rate stays constant, the thread will have reached 100 pages within 6 hours and 40 minutes.
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Haha, that was a good laugh before going to bed. :D
Wow, that is one ugly..............human being.
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Would you accept trans gender girls? I ask because a friend of mine loves SC2 and is trans gender, she's really nice!
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What could possibly go wrong with this?
Good thing you have teamliquid.
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On November 28 2012 09:10 DivinO wrote:
I remember when Team Liquid was about StarCraft..
* DivinO fetches his walking stick and hobbles to the door *
I thought it was for talking about Nada's Body.
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If you stream it and mass AD it, I will still watch, u got me interested, damn you!
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Can I put on a wig and use a voice modulator to sound like a girl?
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United States97276 Posts
$100 for 30 min! wow. why wouldnt you take this offer? easiest $100 ever
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Why hasnt anyone mentioned the fact that the guy is paying for someone else to pretend to be their romantic interest, and how that may end up being deceptive or manipulative.
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Please stream this skype call! You will probably get your $100 back from ads.
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Well...might as well be a part of history here.
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Hisstory is about to be made.
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On November 28 2012 09:10 Stress wrote:
This has potential to go down in TL history.
ROFL, yes indeed.
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what if the OP is a girl and wants to pretend she is a lesbian ;O
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On November 28 2012 09:27 Caihead wrote:
Why hasnt anyone mentioned the fact that the guy is paying for someone else to pretend to be their romantic interest, and how that may end up being deceptive or manipulative.
Why hasnt anybody mentioned that he could maybe swing a deal with an escort for the same price or cheaper? Because nobody cares and its more fun this way!
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On November 28 2012 09:27 R0YAL wrote:
Please stream this skype call! You will probably get your $100 back from ads.
I would pay for a V.I.P. HD stream pass.
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On November 28 2012 09:16 dUTtrOACh wrote:
How do I type the sound of applause? I'm laughing so hard right now.
![[image loading]](http://ipagos.org/applause-gif-tumblr-45.gif)
That's how. And completely deserved.
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Now that I think about it I'm pretty sure this is just some kind of a scam for him to get new headphones.
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On November 28 2012 09:28 TheRabidDeer wrote:Show nested quote +On November 28 2012 09:27 Caihead wrote:
Why hasnt anyone mentioned the fact that the guy is paying for someone else to pretend to be their romantic interest, and how that may end up being deceptive or manipulative. Why hasnt anybody mentioned that he could maybe swing a deal with an escort for the same price or cheaper? Because nobody cares and its more fun this way!
But, they did mention that already.
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for that, I'd even wake up my GF 
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I'm intrigued to know more, details are crucial in such a deal! Are you trying to impress some people who annoy you?
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what if his friend bet him he couldn't get a 20 page thread with 1 post on a brand new account.
This is inception.
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Hey, hey, hey.
Brawbu Brawbu Brawbu PAWP!
Brawbu Brawbu PAWP PAWP!
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On November 28 2012 09:29 TheRavensName wrote:Show nested quote +On November 28 2012 09:28 TheRabidDeer wrote:On November 28 2012 09:27 Caihead wrote:
Why hasnt anyone mentioned the fact that the guy is paying for someone else to pretend to be their romantic interest, and how that may end up being deceptive or manipulative. Why hasnt anybody mentioned that he could maybe swing a deal with an escort for the same price or cheaper? Because nobody cares and its more fun this way! But, they did mention that already.
Ah, sorry. I skipped a page or two in a rush to get in on the action.
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i'll get my mum to do it for free
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On November 28 2012 09:29 Cokefreak wrote:
Now that I think about it I'm pretty sure this is just some kind of a scam for him to get new headphones.
This sounds reasonable. Please explain.
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as a lurker (that is devoted to sc2 and esports in his own way) just wanted to post, since i read these forums everyday and after this entry making my day i wanted so send a holla out! and get to post on this potentially epic thread.
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RTS 4 ever
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Teamliquid, never fails to deliver amazing threads.
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And here I am doing pitiful contributions like blogs and dota 2 strategy posts. I feel so useless now. This one OP has easily surpassed all of my posts put together.
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This... I want to know more! This is blowing up way more than it should and i dont care!
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Ahahah, this is hilarious.
Unfortunately TL is probably the wrong place to find a girl to pretend to be your GF >.>
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100 bucks for like half an hour of acting? dang
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I'll do this in a heartbeat for 100 bucks. Send me a pm if you're serious and we can talk details.
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I don't know what to make of this. This is friggin hilarious though, haha.
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you could talk about things like whether the sun rises in Japan or New Zealand first.
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Girls are clearly OP when it comes to farming, serious nerfs needed.
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Just go on TL IRC i'm sure you can find someone. Or omegle or something like that. If you have so much money though you should just give everyone here 100 dollars. I could damn sure use it.
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This kid has 1 post, Definite troll op
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Who gets to pick the topic of conversation?
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Im pretty sure I saw this post somewhere else...maybe on reddit. Hmmm.
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please record this conversation and post it here lol
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On November 28 2012 09:41 Crissaegrim wrote:
Im pretty sure I saw this post somewhere else...maybe on reddit. Hmmm.
Hah I was thinking the same thing. Hell, throw in an extra hundo and half of them would get naked for him as well.
Ah misread as "should post this somewhere else"
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Dude, get someone to do this with you. Then its only 50 each.
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I find it very bizarre that this thread still exists.
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Well I totally missed a depot reading that OP. Yet I post this mid game. Diamond forever.
Also you can get a BJ for $20-$40 so you pretty much robbing your self. Either way you will get fucked I guess but it will just be out of $100 not literally. Amateurs.
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This thread is going places.
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On November 28 2012 09:43 GolemMadness wrote:
I find it very bizarre that this thread still exists.
35 minutes and counting, either all the staff is asleep or laughing their asses off at this thread.
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What if I did a live porno for you with another girl. Pretend she's your girlfriend and your getting off watching her with another man. And I'll cut it down to $90 per 30 minutes.
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hahah this is hilarious i just saw this and rofled
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I can get you a REAL good soundboard for $50
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hey im a girl *snicker snicker snicker*
seriously how is this thread still open?
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On November 28 2012 09:30 Maesy wrote:
Hey, hey, hey.
Brawbu Brawbu Brawbu PAWP!
Brawbu Brawbu PAWP PAWP!
LOL, I almost died....
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So audio only or video as well?
I could really use $100, and my GF should be into it as long as you don't whip out your dick or something.
Can you please mail me the cash first though? I want it in bills of $20 and in an envelope that says cheese on the cover.
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On November 28 2012 09:09 PeopleWhoAnnoyYou wrote:
To any girls out there: Hi, could I please pay you $100 USD to talk to me on Skype for 30 minutes and pretend to be my girlfriend. Please post here if you want to work out a deal. Thank you.
On November 28 2012 09:45 Inertia_EU wrote:
I can get you a REAL good soundboard for $50
This sums up TL better than I ever could.
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i guess you'll have to pm him to find out the details
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It would be interesting if the op is serious
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First thought: This will be closed fast.
Second thought: Please oh please at worst move it to blogs and leave it open.
And post the conversation. You could probably ensure payment/service through a paypal invoice ^.^
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Is this so you can prove to your buddies that you HAVE a girlfriend...
LOL.
Damn man, for 100$ you could just hire a stripper, or call in one of those phone sex hotlines (oh man would THAT be good).
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I'll be very surprised if OP will post again
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Also fwiw, craigslist is your friend, but TL is more awesome.
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I'm surprised the thread lives on LOL
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On November 28 2012 09:44 Cokefreak wrote:Show nested quote +On November 28 2012 09:43 GolemMadness wrote:
I find it very bizarre that this thread still exists. 35 minutes and counting, either all the staff is asleep or laughing their asses off at this thread.
I'd bet on the latter personally.
Could be mods betting between themselves as to how many replies this would get /shrug
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On November 28 2012 09:51 Disregard wrote:
I'm surprised the thread lives on LOL
Ya right? I bet it's just Chill with an alt, and they're trying to see how long it'll go.
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Maybe it was a big social experiment to see how much sexism and prostitution jokes TL posters are inclined to post.
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On November 28 2012 09:51 jubil wrote:Show nested quote +On November 28 2012 09:44 Cokefreak wrote:On November 28 2012 09:43 GolemMadness wrote:
I find it very bizarre that this thread still exists. 35 minutes and counting, either all the staff is asleep or laughing their asses off at this thread. I'd bet on the latter personally. Could be mods betting between themselves as to how many replies this would get /shrug
Or they're secretly plotting on who among them wears the wig...
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On November 28 2012 09:44 Cokefreak wrote:Show nested quote +On November 28 2012 09:43 GolemMadness wrote:
I find it very bizarre that this thread still exists. 35 minutes and counting, either all the staff is asleep or laughing their asses off at this thread.
I think the mods are smart in not banning the OP and closing the thread because the OP clearly wants to be banned based on their name, what they posted, and especially their post count. Denying him the ban means he isn't getting something he wants, and therefore it is a form of punishment in this particular situation.
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On November 28 2012 09:28 TheRabidDeer wrote:Show nested quote +On November 28 2012 09:27 Caihead wrote:
Why hasnt anyone mentioned the fact that the guy is paying for someone else to pretend to be their romantic interest, and how that may end up being deceptive or manipulative. Why hasnt anybody mentioned that he could maybe swing a deal with an escort for the same price or cheaper? Because nobody cares and its more fun this way!
My thoughts exactly. Why not go down to the local strip club? A half hour on skype would probably be a welcome reprieve from giving lap dances.
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if you pay up front my gf can talk to you =)
bizness.
edit: Oh =( guess not
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I've updated the OP answering some questions.
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On November 28 2012 09:53 PeopleWhoAnnoyYou wrote:
I've updated the OP answering some questions.
For real?
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On November 28 2012 09:50 nerium wrote:
I'll be very surprised if OP will post again
Hey, he's probably got a lot of PMs to answer / send, and who knows, maybe with all the sub $100 offers he could be saving enough money to pretend he has 3 girlfriends and a mistress.
BTW thanks to everyone who showed me how to express applause, but I think "CLAP CLAP CLAP" is just not thunderous enough and that .gif seems a bit like sarcastic applause. I think this thread has lasted long enough to warrant something better than sarcastic applause.
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Sure. I'll pimp out my sister for you.
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how is this not closed? this is a pretty pathetic OP to have at the top of a respectable forum.
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This guy has guts I guess
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How is this still up? CHILL WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!
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On November 28 2012 09:09 PeopleWhoAnnoyYou wrote:
Q: "Would you accept trans gender girls? I ask because a friend of mine loves SC2 and is trans gender, she's really nice!"
A: Yes, I love Scarlett, so...yes.
So uncalled for...
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If only sex changes were under 49 dollars. Could have turned to a woman, did the thing, change back, and still make a 2$ profit.
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On November 28 2012 09:55 Inside.Out wrote:
how is this not closed? this is a pretty pathetic OP to have at the top of a respectable forum.
yeah after he edited it, the thread seems a little less humorous and more sad ;_;
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I have to be a part of this. I'll do it for a smooth $200. Before you say no you should know that I am a boy.
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On November 28 2012 09:57 dUTtrOACh wrote:Show nested quote +On November 28 2012 09:09 PeopleWhoAnnoyYou wrote:
Q: "Would you accept trans gender girls? I ask because a friend of mine loves SC2 and is trans gender, she's really nice!"
A: Yes, I love Scarlett, so...yes.
So uncalled for...
I'm sorry?...Was that offensive? Can someone explain why this was uncalled for?...
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On November 28 2012 09:09 PeopleWhoAnnoyYou wrote:
Q: "Would you accept trans gender girls? I ask because a friend of mine loves SC2 and is trans gender, she's really nice!"
A: Yes, I love Scarlett, so...yes.
Well that's the final nail in the coffin for this guy I'm afraid.
So much wasted potential, such a waste.
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On November 28 2012 09:59 PeopleWhoAnnoyYou wrote:Show nested quote +On November 28 2012 09:57 dUTtrOACh wrote:On November 28 2012 09:09 PeopleWhoAnnoyYou wrote:
Q: "Would you accept trans gender girls? I ask because a friend of mine loves SC2 and is trans gender, she's really nice!"
A: Yes, I love Scarlett, so...yes.
So uncalled for... I'm sorry?...Was that offensive? Can someone explain why this was uncalled for?...
I think he interpreted it as sarcasm.
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Blazinghand
United States25550 Posts
First off, it's very saddening that you are trying to pay someone to talk to you, but more importantly, if your goal is "find girls on the internet" there are definitely better sites for that than TL, which first and foremost a video gaming site.  I hope you find love.
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On November 28 2012 09:58 Comogury wrote:Show nested quote +On November 28 2012 09:55 Inside.Out wrote:
how is this not closed? this is a pretty pathetic OP to have at the top of a respectable forum. yeah after he edited it, the thread seems a little less humorous and more sad ;_;
I don't know. I still find it pretty funny.
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On November 28 2012 09:57 Dark_Chill wrote:
If only sex changes were under 49 dollars. Could have turned to a woman, did the thing, change back, and still make a 2$ profit.
I think I know a guy who will do it for 49.99!
But @ OP... if this isn't an elaborate troll, write a blog and get girl advice :O
Edit: @ 2 posts above me or something: yeah... why not try a dating site.
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When you find a suitable willing participant you should record it so we can listen
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On November 28 2012 09:55 Inside.Out wrote:
how is this not closed? this is a pretty pathetic OP to have at the top of a respectable forum.
It would be pathetic indeed in a respectable forum.
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On November 28 2012 09:59 PeopleWhoAnnoyYou wrote:Show nested quote +On November 28 2012 09:57 dUTtrOACh wrote:On November 28 2012 09:09 PeopleWhoAnnoyYou wrote:
Q: "Would you accept trans gender girls? I ask because a friend of mine loves SC2 and is trans gender, she's really nice!"
A: Yes, I love Scarlett, so...yes.
So uncalled for... I'm sorry?...Was that offensive? Can someone explain why this was uncalled for?...
Anybody?
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On November 28 2012 09:57 dUTtrOACh wrote:Show nested quote +On November 28 2012 09:09 PeopleWhoAnnoyYou wrote:
Q: "Would you accept trans gender girls? I ask because a friend of mine loves SC2 and is trans gender, she's really nice!"
A: Yes, I love Scarlett, so...yes.
So uncalled for...
rather amusing actually
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Was deeply hoping this would turn out to be a high school comedy where the OP needed a girl to pretend to be his long distance GF so that he could prove to his roommates that he had one, thereby masking the fact that he was gay and in a relationship with a mutual friend...
Alas.
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